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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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On 11/10/2025 at 6:40 PM, Jkwellborn said:


Will Shaggy get its own chapter? What about this place? Surely, there’s gonna be a mention of, fuck it, I’m not running for office.

Not even Romeo Rose will be included. Just a few chapters dedicated to Lance Armstrong. 

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On 11/8/2025 at 5:01 PM, atomheartbevo said:
Quiet strength. Focused drive. Unstoppable vision. The story that’s coming next? It’s going to shake things up.

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So sick and tired about hearing how brilliant that Fitlump is. Overrated!

 

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Not even Romeo Rose will be included. Just a few chapters dedicated to Lance Armstrong. 

Maybe the cover will have a clock on it.

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