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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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fyi...Rex's tweet reply of RamJet's masterpiece is still up as a comment on her original tweet.

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2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

fyi...Rex's tweet reply of RamJet's masterpiece is still up as a comment on her original tweet.

Whoever is running her Social Media isn't very sharp. (I'm assuming it's her or Romeo)

On 8/15/2020 at 3:24 PM, UTCzech III said:

 

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Eddie Adams was from Torrence.  He had the touch.

31 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Whoever is running her Social Media isn't very sharp. (I'm assuming it's her or Romeo)

Or maybe she is coordinating this entire thing with Rex and Ramjet. She's long-game Ricky, right? She doesn't want some iddy biddy Austin seat. She wants Dolezal-style fame minus the racial or human component.

5D Lumpchess.

On 8/14/2020 at 9:42 PM, SquishMitten said:

Well she can also use a cordless drill without a battery. Who’s to say she can’t also get drafted to a league that doesn’t have a draft?

 

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On 8/14/2020 at 4:49 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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Looked into this. Apparently, it's a free four-hour, once-a-week class on either a Tuesday or Thursday. I can't imagine why something whose schedule is like that of an out-patient rehab program would necessitate a "class president" but they do have an alumni association with zero mention Ms. Kelly.

One would think a former class president running for office and who proudly and vocally touts her police academics so strongly would have some sort of residual involvement in its alumni association - at least be on the board or something. I wonder if their membership records are open to the public.

http://austincpaaa.org/about-acpaaa

On 8/14/2020 at 5:49 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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You laugh, but I saw her out helping patrol 6th Street after she graduated.

 

 

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46 minutes ago, Deej said:

You laugh, but I saw her out helping patrol 6th Street after she graduated.

 

 

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The dick is supposed to be UNDER the horse!

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

alright we get it

He likes horse cock. 

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Even if those photos ever get noticed by more people, she'll just use them to play the victim card.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Even if those photos ever get noticed by more people, she'll just use them to play the victim card.

"Guys! You wouldn't believe someone hacked my phone! Those pics were private for Lance Armstrong and his clock."

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Even if those photos ever get noticed by more people, she'll just use them to play the victim card.

I'd say anyone who paid for her Cam feed is the real victim

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'd say anyone who paid for her Cam feed is the real victim

Giraffe boy is probably out thousands.

20 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'd say anyone who paid for her Cam feed is the real victim

No refunds?

29 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What exactly is a cam girl?  Do they actually get naked on camera?  Regardless I know it’s not the most prestigious of professions; I’d just like to know exactly what she did. 

Blink in Morse Code if your wife hacked your account

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Let me offer some context: "You're mother is a cam whore."

He still ain't gonna get it.

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10 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What exactly is a cam girl?  Do they actually get naked on camera?  Regardless I know it’s not the most prestigious of professions; I’d just like to know exactly what she did. 

Somebody who can expose themselves online and who doesn't get a fucking restraining order against them, and who doesn't have to register as a sex offender, which is a bunch of fucking bullshit.

45 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody who can expose themselves online and who doesn't get a fucking restraining order against them, and who doesn't have to register as a sex offender, which is a bunch of fucking bullshit.

Get  a good lawyer, it will all work out for you. 

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23 hours ago, Blotto said:

Get  a good lawyer, it will all work out for you. 

It won't.

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I have no desire for my kids to go to the same schools as I did.  Mainly because I don't have any desire to live in fucking Sugar Land, or the four other states besides Texas that I attended school as a kid, but I digress.   

The answer is the same fucking hurdles we went through back in the spring.

I'm sure she has a plan for all of this if she somehow became a member of the Austin City Council.

 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have no desire for my kids to go to the same schools as I did.  Mainly because I don't have any desire to live in fucking Sugar Land, or the four other states besides Texas that I attended school as a kid, but I digress.   

The answer is the same fucking hurdles we went through back in the spring.

I'm sure she has a plan for all of this if she somehow became a member of the Austin City Council.

 

Damn that lighting and side angle Really accentuate the lump. I keep expecting something to pop out of it like a baby chicken. Or the chest burster from aliens. 

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have no desire for my kids to go to the same schools as I did.  Mainly because I don't have any desire to live in fucking Sugar Land, or the four other states besides Texas that I attended school as a kid, but I digress.   

I'm legit surprised she can afford to live near CVMS.

24 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Is her child not the radio husbands?

Math is not your strong suit is it

15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Everything is my strong suit. I have no idea when she was married. 

It's fake.

Child is from her previous marriage. The ex-husband has custody & by most appearances does a great job providing for her. Lump just brings her out to use her as a prop for her pics.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the judge order the child be turned over to the father? Or did Lump abandon her?

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Child is from her previous marriage. The ex-husband has custody & by most appearances does a great job providing for her. Lump just brings her out to use her as a prop for her pics.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the judge order the child be turned over to the father? Or did Lump abandon her?

I question the entire story. That kid could be a prop.

She definitely does not have custody, but the kid appears in photos regularly, so the ex must live close. We should find him and invite him to this thread to commiserate and spill some tea on her.

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

She definitely does not have custody, but the kid appears in photos regularly, so the ex must live close. We should find him and invite him to this thread to commiserate and spill some tea on her.

Maybe it's bad_teammate

On 8/19/2020 at 12:54 PM, BurntEyes said:

Yer

Yo mamma

33 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I question the entire story. That kid could be a prop.

 a search for:

"mackenzie kelly" "patrick osborn"

returns 10 results, none of which are the "normal" types of results when doxing someone.  no marriage records.  completely unable to find a record on an -ex or the "father" of the "child".  no divorce records.  other tools at hand are coming up snake eyes.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I question the entire story. That kid could be a prop.

Rentakid?

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 a search for:

"mackenzie kelly" "patrick osborn"

returns 10 results, none of which are the "normal" types of results when doxing someone.  no marriage records.  completely unable to find a record on an -ex or the "father" of the "child".  no divorce records.  other tools at hand are coming up snake eyes.

you forgot the ! after "kelly"

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9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 a search for:

"mackenzie kelly" "patrick osborn"

returns 10 results, none of which are the "normal" types of results when doxing someone.  no marriage records.  completely unable to find a record on an -ex or the "father" of the "child".  no divorce records.  other tools at hand are coming up snake eyes.

I think this who thing is a simulation.

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