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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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She was married to the kid’s dad. Pretty sure he’s had custody since they split which was before she showed up on TOS. She didn’t have much contact with the kid during the Romeo Rose era, but from her Twitter it looks like she has her on the weekends or at least some weekends now.

I‘ve seen her ex. He brought the kid to see Lump’s big graduation speech from the Citizen’s Police Academy that I witnessed last year. He was sitting with the rest of the Lump clan including Lump’s mom and her cuck hubby. It was on a week night so the kid was with him. 

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is the lump a distinguishing feature of the clan?  the pics of the kid don't show a lump.  what about the mom?  other clan members?

Bro keep up. The lump is her badge of honor from saving 37 kids and 4 other fire fighters while an orphanage burned to the ground. SHE ALMOST DIED. After that she almost made an NFL roster but injuries held her back. Check her resume for the details. 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

dealt head on with the homeless crisis single handedly.

ISWYDT

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 a search for:

"mackenzie kelly" "patrick osborn"

returns 10 results, none of which are the "normal" types of results when doxing someone.  no marriage records.  completely unable to find a record on an -ex or the "father" of the "child".  no divorce records.  other tools at hand are coming up snake eyes.

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They got married at Hacienda del Lago, but there is no Travis County marriage license issued for them.

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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They got married at Hacienda del Lago, but there is no Travis County marriage license issued for them.

They just jumped a broom?

39 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

They got married at Hacienda del Lago, but there is no Travis County marriage license issued for them.

She might live far enough north that she lives in Williamson County, so they could've filed there.

I tried the Williamson County public records site but don't if I'm doing it right. When you begin to type in Kelly MacKenzie her full name pops up auto-fill style, but when I click the search button it doesn't show any records. 

Maybe someone more experienced can give it a go.

https://eagle.wilco.org/williamsonweb/search/DOCSEARCH149S1

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On 8/21/2020 at 8:08 AM, B00M said:

I'm legit surprised she can afford to live near CVMS.

This is the next quandry.  Her cv is 90% non-income-producing.

Someone send John Cornyn's office the archives of her attention whoring, shittiness, court records, etc.

Nvm, that would probably propel this whore into a Congressional Senate seat.

she is predestined to fail up.

i also can't discount cheeseweasel's simulation assessment.  even with the wilco marriage doc.

 

Osborn...to make mistakes! 

Osborn...in the USA! 

This woman's campaign just gets better and better.  Sorry to miss the Reagan Gala/Covid-19 sharing party.  

14 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A Confederacy of Dunces

 

 

Came here to post this because it popped up on my Sima For Texas FB feed as she criticized maskless events Crenshaw holds. 

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6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Sorry to miss the Reagan Gala/Covid-19 sharing party.  

Some disaster scientist.  Harvard should refund the money.  

19 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A Confederacy of Dunces

 

 

Dan Crenshaw needs to be careful. That horn could easily put his good eye out. 

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HAHAHAHA somebody called them out on the mask bullshit and she went snowflake.  
 

 

"Hey that’s me in one of your pics. We were pre-screened for COVID prior to entry and wore masks throughout the event but not during the outdoor photos."

If they were pre-screened prior to entry they had to have an on-site lab setup.  Which implies that a negative result was required for entry, which implies that masks wouldn't be necessary.  Are there any pics from the "inside" of the event prior to the outside photo op to prove Lump's assertion?

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14 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Prescreening is basically

"Do you feel sick?(yes)(no)"

"Have you been in contact with someone who is sick?(yes)(no)"

Don’t forget being checked with a cheap thermometer bought through Amazon from someplace in China.  

Don’t forget being checked with a cheap thermometer bought through Amazon from someplace in China.  

Probably the same oral thermometer for everybody in line.
6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Probably the same rectal to oral thermometer for everybody in line.

ftfy

51 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Probably the same oral thermometer for everybody in line.

Don’t you disrespect a future city council woman with such cheap nicknames 

1 hour ago, B00M said:
2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Probably the same rectal to oral thermometer for everybody in line.

ftfy

 

On 8/21/2020 at 10:50 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

A Confederacy of Dunces

 

 

I see a fake Tekshash tough guy, a fake Ghislaine Maxwell, Fitlump, and a fake pirate.

She somehow managed to find a group where she is the most authentic one there.

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8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

She somehow managed to find a group where she is the most authentic one there.

She's hustling, can't deny that.  And people are asking her in the replies if she's into Qanon, etc.

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I have a few burner twitter accounts, including one that could easily be turned into a qanon conspiracy account.  Need to start challenging people like her, and her followers, on the Q stuff, and either cause them to publicly agree with it, or unleash the q collective on them for not agreeing with it.

Did we ever figure out what is really up with that forehead? That shit ain’t right.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's hustling, can't deny that.  And people are asking her in the replies if she's into Qanon, etc.

Is that how many dicks she sucked to get in? 

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1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She. Just. Might. Win.

That would be very 2020.

Flannigan has got some support from local businesses and the area.  She's having to last-minute block-walk to get the signatures.

But it is 2020.

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's hustling, can't deny that.  And people are asking her in the replies if she's into Qanon, etc.


“We are the storm” is a Qanon slogan that the Texas GOP is co-adopting. The lines are blurring. She’ll be block walking with some Boogaloo bios and Proud Boys by next weekend. 

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have a few burner twitter accounts, including one that could easily be turned into a qanon conspiracy account.  Need to start challenging people like her, and her followers, on the Q stuff, and either cause them to publicly agree with it, or unleash the q collective on them for not agreeing with it.

This one is a layup. Use your burners and anyone  else here with a normal looking account needs to demand she take the oath. Either she doesn’t and maybe hordes of QAnon acolytes trash her posts, or she gives the oath and she’s forever unclean. Win/win. I hope she goes for the oath. 

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9 hours ago, demos said:

Did we ever figure out what is really up with that forehead? That shit ain’t right.

Her story:  She got hit the head  by an oxygen tank when she was supposedly a volunteer fire fighter in Jolly.  Created a calcium build up.  She supposed had an operation a few years ago, but it is obviously coming back.  

On 8/22/2020 at 10:25 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

She is her own campaign treasurer. I’m sure that’s fine. 

Harvard MBA is starting to pay off.

 

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