August 21, 20205 yr She was married to the kid’s dad. Pretty sure he’s had custody since they split which was before she showed up on TOS. She didn’t have much contact with the kid during the Romeo Rose era, but from her Twitter it looks like she has her on the weekends or at least some weekends now. I‘ve seen her ex. He brought the kid to see Lump’s big graduation speech from the Citizen’s Police Academy that I witnessed last year. He was sitting with the rest of the Lump clan including Lump’s mom and her cuck hubby. It was on a week night so the kid was with him.
August 21, 20205 yr is the lump a distinguishing feature of the clan? the pics of the kid don't show a lump. what about the mom? other clan members?
August 21, 20205 yr Bro keep up. The lump is her badge of honor from saving 37 kids and 4 other fire fighters while an orphanage burned to the ground. SHE ALMOST DIED. After that she almost made an NFL roster but injuries held her back. Check her resume for the details.
August 21, 20205 yr Just now, BurntEyes said: dealt head on with the homeless crisis single handedly. ISWYDT
August 21, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said: a search for: "mackenzie kelly" "patrick osborn" returns 10 results, none of which are the "normal" types of results when doxing someone. no marriage records. completely unable to find a record on an -ex or the "father" of the "child". no divorce records. other tools at hand are coming up snake eyes. They got married at Hacienda del Lago, but there is no Travis County marriage license issued for them.
August 21, 20205 yr 15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: They got married at Hacienda del Lago, but there is no Travis County marriage license issued for them. They just jumped a broom?
August 21, 20205 yr 39 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: They got married at Hacienda del Lago, but there is no Travis County marriage license issued for them. She might live far enough north that she lives in Williamson County, so they could've filed there. I tried the Williamson County public records site but don't if I'm doing it right. When you begin to type in Kelly MacKenzie her full name pops up auto-fill style, but when I click the search button it doesn't show any records. Maybe someone more experienced can give it a go. https://eagle.wilco.org/williamsonweb/search/DOCSEARCH149S1 Edited August 21, 20205 yr by bolverk
August 21, 20205 yr Her drivers license address is just north of The Domain, but there's also no Patrick Osborn with a TDL at that address
August 22, 20205 yr On 8/21/2020 at 8:08 AM, B00M said: I'm legit surprised she can afford to live near CVMS. This is the next quandry. Her cv is 90% non-income-producing.
August 22, 20205 yr Someone send John Cornyn's office the archives of her attention whoring, shittiness, court records, etc. Nvm, that would probably propel this whore into a Congressional Senate seat.
August 22, 20205 yr she is predestined to fail up. i also can't discount cheeseweasel's simulation assessment. even with the wilco marriage doc.
August 22, 20205 yr Osborn...to make mistakes! Osborn...in the USA! This woman's campaign just gets better and better. Sorry to miss the Reagan Gala/Covid-19 sharing party.
August 22, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said: A Confederacy of Dunces Came here to post this because it popped up on my Sima For Texas FB feed as she criticized maskless events Crenshaw holds.
August 22, 20205 yr Author 6 hours ago, Lobo said: Sorry to miss the Reagan Gala/Covid-19 sharing party. Some disaster scientist. Harvard should refund the money.
August 22, 20205 yr 19 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said: A Confederacy of Dunces Dan Crenshaw needs to be careful. That horn could easily put his good eye out.
August 23, 20205 yr Author HAHAHAHA somebody called them out on the mask bullshit and she went snowflake.
August 23, 20205 yr "Hey that’s me in one of your pics. We were pre-screened for COVID prior to entry and wore masks throughout the event but not during the outdoor photos." If they were pre-screened prior to entry they had to have an on-site lab setup. Which implies that a negative result was required for entry, which implies that masks wouldn't be necessary. Are there any pics from the "inside" of the event prior to the outside photo op to prove Lump's assertion?
August 23, 20205 yr Prescreening is basically "Do you feel sick?(yes)(no)" "Have you been in contact with someone who is sick?(yes)(no)"
August 23, 20205 yr 59 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: She is her own campaign treasurer. I’m sure that’s fine.
August 23, 20205 yr Author 14 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said: Prescreening is basically "Do you feel sick?(yes)(no)" "Have you been in contact with someone who is sick?(yes)(no)" Don’t forget being checked with a cheap thermometer bought through Amazon from someplace in China.
August 23, 20205 yr Don’t forget being checked with a cheap thermometer bought through Amazon from someplace in China. Probably the same oral thermometer for everybody in line.
August 23, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said: Probably the same rectal to oral thermometer for everybody in line. ftfy
August 23, 20205 yr 51 minutes ago, CooterBrown said: Probably the same oral thermometer for everybody in line. Don’t you disrespect a future city council woman with such cheap nicknames
August 23, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, B00M said: 2 hours ago, CooterBrown said: Probably the same rectal to oral thermometer for everybody in line. ftfy
August 23, 20205 yr On 8/21/2020 at 10:50 PM, Firemans4Horn said: A Confederacy of Dunces I see a fake Tekshash tough guy, a fake Ghislaine Maxwell, Fitlump, and a fake pirate. She somehow managed to find a group where she is the most authentic one there.
August 24, 20205 yr Author 8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said: She somehow managed to find a group where she is the most authentic one there. She's hustling, can't deny that. And people are asking her in the replies if she's into Qanon, etc.
August 24, 20205 yr Author I have a few burner twitter accounts, including one that could easily be turned into a qanon conspiracy account. Need to start challenging people like her, and her followers, on the Q stuff, and either cause them to publicly agree with it, or unleash the q collective on them for not agreeing with it.
August 24, 20205 yr Did we ever figure out what is really up with that forehead? That shit ain’t right.
August 24, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: She's hustling, can't deny that. And people are asking her in the replies if she's into Qanon, etc. Is that how many dicks she sucked to get in?
August 24, 20205 yr Author 1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said: She. Just. Might. Win. That would be very 2020. Flannigan has got some support from local businesses and the area. She's having to last-minute block-walk to get the signatures. But it is 2020.
August 24, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: She's hustling, can't deny that. And people are asking her in the replies if she's into Qanon, etc. “We are the storm” is a Qanon slogan that the Texas GOP is co-adopting. The lines are blurring. She’ll be block walking with some Boogaloo bios and Proud Boys by next weekend.
August 24, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: I have a few burner twitter accounts, including one that could easily be turned into a qanon conspiracy account. Need to start challenging people like her, and her followers, on the Q stuff, and either cause them to publicly agree with it, or unleash the q collective on them for not agreeing with it. This one is a layup. Use your burners and anyone else here with a normal looking account needs to demand she take the oath. Either she doesn’t and maybe hordes of QAnon acolytes trash her posts, or she gives the oath and she’s forever unclean. Win/win. I hope she goes for the oath. Edited August 24, 20205 yr by SydneyCarton
August 24, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, demos said: Did we ever figure out what is really up with that forehead? That shit ain’t right. Her story: She got hit the head by an oxygen tank when she was supposedly a volunteer fire fighter in Jolly. Created a calcium build up. She supposed had an operation a few years ago, but it is obviously coming back.
August 24, 20205 yr On 8/22/2020 at 9:26 PM, atomheartbevo said: Lemme guess: the implied message of this ad is "I'm married with a kid, unlike that homo Flannigan."
August 24, 20205 yr On 8/22/2020 at 10:25 PM, Pato del Muerto said: She is her own campaign treasurer. I’m sure that’s fine. Harvard MBA is starting to pay off.
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