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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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She’s the mom lying about being the daughter.

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12 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

You have no frame of reference Donny.

He's definitely like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie.

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3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Or Im mildly interested to know what everyone means by disaster scientist. 

Let’s back up.  Do you know who Lance Armstrong is?

And then, do you know who Romeo Rose is?

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Public safety advocate continues to be out there showing folks how to act during a pandemic.  
 

 

When she applied to run for City Council back in 2014, she had to state her occupation...

 

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25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Public safety advocate continues to be out there showing folks how to act during a pandemic.  
 

 

Her grammar is atrocious.

Edit: I like how she scratched out the beginning of the word "emergency" and replaced it with "disaster scientist."

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I think that slash was a mistake. She meant to say she's a Model Disaster Scientist. 

14 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I think that slash was a mistake. She meant to say she's a Model Disaster Scientist. 

 

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33 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What does that have to do with whatever the hell disaster science is?

It's Fitlump. Disaster scientist is whatever she wants it to be. 

43 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Of course, yes, and I know of her Lance bragging saga. I know who that weirdo is but not much more and know little of her involvement. What does that have to do with whatever the hell disaster science is?

how much time do you really have, doc? because this bullshit artist has layers upon layers.

When she applied to run for City Council back in 2014, she had to state her occupation...
 
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She really put that on an paper? I thought it was something she just claimed.
20 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


She really put that on an paper? I thought it was something she just claimed.

I'm shocked that you are shocked.

She studies disasters, okay?  It's all very technical.  

So she’s like the Kordell Stewart of insane political candidates/fitness models?  

41 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


She really put that on an paper? I thought it was something she just claimed.

 

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23 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm going off the grid to a Mexican jungle to fight with the zapatistas when that happens.

Cobblers?

There always seems to be good money in politics if you connect with the right people.

I've always heard that when you go to the NCAA Final Four, the hotel bars and lobby are full of asst coaches looking for jobs. I assume that politics has their own version of this at conventions and rallies.  The tough part must be getting your foot in the door.

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The tough part must be getting your foot* in the door.

*Horn

At the rate they are growing, it will soon be tough to get her thighs and ass through the door.

In one way some of y'all are taking this way too seriously. This is nothing but a comic vaudeville act. To even hint at a serious run against the candidate who is going to win by 25 points it's getting way too caught up in it. My goldfish stands a better chance against Flannigan.

However, as a few have said here, that's probably not her main goal. She doesn't care about winning anything in the short term except publicity. Her idea is to hobnob with all these Republican bigwigs, and I think she thinks she can actually snoz herself into being a viable candidate for some other office in the future. However, Democrats and Republicans will abandon a loser faster than COVID through a Major league baseball team. She'd better enjoy this faux good time, because after November she will have a tough time trying to even get support to run for current Shaggy moderator

Enjoy the spectacle while you can. Nothing is going to come of it, save for hilarious bullahit out of her pie hole.

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2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What in the holy fuck is a disaster scientist?

They tweet stuff like this

 

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Would posters of blown-up photos from an inactive website count as "graffiti"???

She needed to get some experience before making this run at public office. PTA would have been a good start.

I just don't see her sticking to anything long enough for it to pan out though since it's always just been about attention anyway, not about actually DOING something. Also, I wonder if Ricky kept the letters, bet there's some good stuff in those. 

6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

She needed to get some experience before making this run at public office. PTA would have been a good start.

I just don't see her sticking to anything long enough for it to pan out though since it's always just been about attention anyway, not about actually DOING something. Also, I wonder if Ricky kept the letters, bet there's some good stuff in those. 

The PTA moms would chew this broad up and spit her out. 

Even Romeo Rose spit her out. 

Have to be honest here. I kinda want her to win, just to see you all lose your shit. Honestly, who the fuck cares?

In one way some of y'all are taking this way too seriously. This is nothing but a comic vaudeville act. To even hint at a serious run against the candidate who is going to win by 25 points it's getting way too caught up in it. My goldfish stands a better chance against Flannigan.
However, as a few have said here, that's probably not her main goal. She doesn't care about winning anything in the short term except publicity. Her idea is to hobnob with all these Republican bigwigs, and I think she thinks she can actually snoz herself into being a viable candidate for some other office in the future. However, Democrats and Republicans will abandon a loser faster than COVID through a Major league baseball team. She'd better enjoy this faux good time, because after November she will have a tough time trying to even get support to run for current Shaggy moderator
Enjoy the spectacle while you can. Nothing is going to come of it, save for hilarious bullahit out of her pie hole.

Dude...it’s 2020.

You probably need to be more respectful when you talk about our next governor.
11 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Someone remind me of their dalliance. 

Shaggy played match maker. 

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11 hours ago, Bregs said:

Have to be honest here. I kinda want her to win, just to see you all lose your shit. Honestly, who the fuck cares?

At least she would stop going after the second or third meeting.  

11 hours ago, Bregs said:

Have to be honest here. I kinda want her to win, just to see you all lose your shit. Honestly, who the fuck cares?

Ah American politics in a nutshell:

I want someone objectively terrible, unqualified and incompetent to Win to laugh at people who care. Lol politics, those don’t affect me 

12 hours ago, Bregs said:

Have to be honest here. I kinda want her to win, just to see you all lose your shit. Honestly, who the fuck cares?

Well, this too.  But I don't think it's "caring".  I think it's "laughing at utter idiocy."  I don't care, but I laugh.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Ah American politics in a nutshell:

Counterpoint: the Spanish Monarchy produced generations of rulers weirder and crazier than Lump. And they could have us all burned at the stake.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Counterpoint: the Spanish Monarchy produced generations of rulers weirder and crazier than Lump. And they could have us all burned at the stake.

Hmm, chin vs lump. Fight to the death.

19 hours ago, phdhorn said:

My goldfish stands a better chance against Flannigan.

Is this your goldfish?

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15 hours ago, Bregs said:

Have to be honest here. I kinda want her to win, just to see you all lose your shit. Honestly, who the fuck cares?

Oh yeah and people care bc your city councilperson is more likely to affect your day to day life than the president or your senator.  That's why downballot voting is so important. 

2 hours ago, G650 said:

Hmm, chin vs lump. Fight to the death.

The Hapsburgs were a bunch of inbred freaks, man. Are we sure Jay Leno isn't descended from them?

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Surprised to see they unionized.

I'm really surprised nobody is tweeting out her cam shots, but maybe twitter would nail those accounts as harassment.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

i'll wager $1000 of duke's money that lump put the sign up.  so transparent, but incompetently oblivious to the transparency.

48 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'll wager $1000 of duke's money that lump put the sign up.  so transparent, but incompetently oblivious to the transparency.

Yeah this smells too much like the thank you cards hand delivered to APD during the George Floyd protests that all had the same handwriting.

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