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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what has the Austin City Council ever done for us?

Bike lanes?

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I feel like there's at least a 10% chance she becomes the president someday.

She’s doing a zoom candidate debate right now.

39 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like there's at least a 10% chance she becomes the president someday.

That would make Shaggy legendary.

13 minutes ago, Pasken said:

She’s doing a zoom candidate debate right now.

link?

 

Cohosting a fundraiser for Jimmy next week if anyone wants to throw some cash at not having MK on Council. DM for deets.

47 minutes ago, Pasken said:

hahahaha she no showed. Nevermind.

 

 

 

Perfect. She remains a blank slate we, the voters, can project anything onto... like ejaculate, as long as we don't look at her face.

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

hahahaha she no showed. Nevermind.

 

 

 

She had a previously scheduled cam show. 

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1 hour ago, B00M said:

Perfect. She remains a blank slate we, the voters, can project anything onto... like ejaculate, as long as we don't look at her face.

So you are familiar with tribute pics.  

14 hours ago, G650 said:

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what has the Austin City Council ever done for us?

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15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like there's at least a 10% chance she becomes the president someday.

And the sad truth is she would probably be the most qualified of the two major party candidates

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

How the fuck is that not Surly's own personal PAC?

And why can't Foxy Troxy have been the one who had a cam girl past?

Surlyites wore that out in 2018.

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6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Surlyites wore that out in 2018.

A man can still dream.

A friend who works with the city at a senior level, but not for the city, and who is pretty tuned into this stuff, thinks Troxy will make her move in 2022 or 2024.  As in running for a statewide position, or perhaps a seat in Congress.   

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She has yet to call anybody who won't sign the pledge un-American, but it's coming.

@RamjetFDO This seems like some pretty good Photoshop fodder.  Maybe she could sign some photos for some fans or something?

 

 

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Randall "Pink" Floyd wouldn't have signed that pledge. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Randall "Pink" Floyd wouldn't have signed that pledge. 

Don't think I haven't noticed!

37 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Don't think I haven't noticed!

My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

She needs to sign a pledge to find a fucking dermatologist and funding of an operation using "excess campaign contributions" to fix that fucking ever growing blight on the face of Her manatee.

Maybe her parmaqqay finds it attractive?

Mullet, what do you fuckers fap to up there?  JarJar Binks? Trevor Lawrence?  She has a Quatto living in her skull.  Think about what would happen if it emerged at _just_the_wrong_time_.

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17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 This seems like some pretty good Photoshop fodder.  Maybe she could sign some photos for some fans or something?

 

I personally have no idea what you're referring to, but I did see this online.

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I love that the glossy  photo is perfectly in focus, but Bert is a little hazy/out of focus.  

25 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Someone has been blocked. 

Funny that you were blocked, but the original reply tweet is still up.

15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Interesting, M Kelly ALREADY blocked Clarence Oveur. Should I go with Roger Murdock next?

Sounds like you're over, Oveur.

8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds like you're over, Oveur.

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. 

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

Nice going. You just doxxed half of Surly.  

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Interesting, M Kelly ALREADY blocked Clarence Oveur. Should I go with Roger Murdock next?

The co-pilot? He's too busy; he's out there busting his buns every night! Tell your Ms. Kelly to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Goddamnit I wish I hadn’t read that. My best friend and business partner gave her max contribution. 

You know what you must do. Bring him here for an AMA.

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Your husband is fat and has a terrible beard. 

He has two terrible beards.

I love that the glossy  photo is perfectly in focus, but Bert is a little hazy/out of focus.  
Whoever did that Photoshop understands depth-of-field focus.

Whoever.
She's not fat in the same way I'm not fat. Her tits are bigger though.

Hate to break this to you but they aren’t.
How did you become such an authority on MIA's tits?

They feel like bags of sand.
17 hours ago, Pasken said:

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

 

Thanks for posting. 

1. Are the $17.76 donations some Q anon thing?

2. Her only expenditure is for the fundraising platform fees? I'm guessing she's having up for the lumpectomy.

 

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Thanks for posting. 

1. Are the $17.76 donations some Q anon thing?

2. Her only expenditure is for the fundraising platform fees? I'm guessing she's having up for the lumpectomy.

I would think she'd be expensing every bit of gas she uses to drive to those various get togethers she posts photos of, plus whatever donations/costs are required to attend those fundraisers/get-togethers (I question whether she is an invited guest or whether's she is having to pony up for hob knob with West, Sessions, Crenshaw, etc.), plus all of her fliers.  Hell, she may have a little office she's renting somewhere.  She's probably got a PO Box.

The question is whether she is smart enough to legally setup her campaign to benefit herself financially.

9 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Thanks for posting. 

1. Are the $17.76 donations some Q anon thing?

2. Her only expenditure is for the fundraising platform fees? I'm guessing she's having up for the lumpectomy.

 

This was as of July 15th. She'll have to file a final report after the election.

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