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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I was thinking D6 was more a state of mind, that transcends city boundaries.

But, given that Mr. "No fees on hiking trails" Whoever injected himself into the race and has a little traction, it's pretty Austin-ish after all.

District 6 is a wide spreader, isn't it?  I think River Place is in there, and those people never shut the fuck up about the fees on their trail and whether they own it or the city owns it and why are there so many assholes in our neighborhood on our trail who don't live here and on and on and on.  I suspect whoever this new candidate is may live in River Place.  District 6 also surrounds the entirety of Steiner Ranch, without including it, so I'm surprised no candidate has raised concerns about how they can best keep an eye on all those swingers.

It would be fun to see her seat on the dais empty for every council meeting. 

On political contribution reports, the contributor’s employer is always listed. Can people legally refuse to answer that question on the constitutional right that is none of your f’ing business who I work for.

25 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Two donations from Thomas J. Henry!  And he also received consulting fees.

She probably blew him.  Dirt Dick MoFo.  I came so close to kicking his ass back in 97 or 98 in Corpus.  

46 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Two donations from Thomas J. Henry!  And he also received consulting fees.

So don't call Thomas J. Henry if I'm speared by Fitlump's horn?

Obviously Rodney D. Young is backing another candidate.  Fucking Super PAC's! 

14 hours ago, Deej said:

It would be fun to see her seat on the dais empty for every council meeting. 

Well, if she were there it still would be empty.

9 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

She probably blew him.  Dirt Dick MoFo.  I came so close to kicking his ass back in 97 or 98 in Corpus.  

Back story plz!

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Back story plz!

May be hard to do without doxing myself even more on here.  

My wife (girlfriend/fiancée at the time) had a job in CC where she was known in the area.  Old Thomas J was drunk and riding around CC in his limo bar hopping one night and didn't want to accept "no" from my wife that she didn't want to join him for the evening.  I wasn't originally at the same bar and when I arrived he thought he was going to play the role of Mr. tough guy.  Once he realized I was 5 inches or so taller than him and he didn't have any of his boys around he quickly changed his tune and left.  I think he was married to his first wife at the time but he always had other women out with him.  

He tried to buddy up with me at a party one night a few months later.  I told him to fuck off.  

So, he was an arrogant mofo back then too.
Shoulda at least accidentally stepped on his foot before he left though.

On 10/4/2020 at 1:11 PM, atomheartbevo said:

No hiking trail fees?

Shit, in Austin that will pull in a lot of votes.

 

On 10/4/2020 at 9:33 PM, tbone_ said:

What part of town is D6?

 

On 10/4/2020 at 11:08 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Cedar Park.

 

On 10/5/2020 at 6:56 AM, Armybrat said:

Westwood HS area is CoA.

Cedar Park is a separate charted city with its own set of dumbasses just like Austin.

I doubt any of those fuckers that far north go to any trails in CoA. 

But I do have a question, the homeless can camp anywhere they fucking well please which includes in the greenbelt. But tax paying citizens have to pay to use said trails? I assume our taxes already goes to paying for those trails anyway. So we're being taxed twice? 

Can normal tax paying, law abiding people just dress like hobos, claim to be a protected class, and use the trails for free? 

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1 hour ago, Pasken said:

She has spent very little of the money she has raised so far which is odd this close to the election: http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=348114

That reinforces my theory that she plans on running for a future office.  From what little I read, if you run for office in Texas, and lose, you can roll that money either into another campaign in the future, or you can donate it to the candidates of your choice, pay back loans, etc..  

I think after the election, she will have to keep the treasurer position filled (herself) and still make reports as long as there is money in the coffers, but she can use it elsewhere.

In my mailbox today.

 

 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That reinforces my theory that she plans on running for a future office.  From what little I read, if you run for office in Texas, and lose, you can roll that money either into another campaign in the future, or you can donate it to the candidates of your choice, pay back loans, etc..  

I think after the election, she will have to keep the treasurer position filled (herself) and still make reports as long as there is money in the coffers, but she can use it elsewhere.

 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

You know, for as much shit as we give her for being an idiot, I bet she runs a tight, savvy grift game. So I agree.

Based on what others have said here, this can help buy herself into many fundraisers to raise her profile.

36 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

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EMT = Emergency Medical Technician.  So what's an emergency management tech?

A grifter who manages to make up a fake tech resume.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That reinforces my theory that she plans on running for a future office.  From what little I read, if you run for office in Texas, and lose, you can roll that money either into another campaign in the future, or you can donate it to the candidates of your choice, pay back loans, etc..  

I think after the election, she will have to keep the treasurer position filled (herself) and still make reports as long as there is money in the coffers, but she can use it elsewhere.

Occam's razor: She's going to drink it all at "The Mill Bar and Grill" on Anderson Mill where she drinks every day anyway, and justify it as an expense for all of the people that "helped" her.

1 hour ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

 So what's an emergency management tech?

Disaster scientist. Keep up.

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Occam's razor: She's going to drink it all at "The Mill Bar and Grill" on Anderson Mill where she drinks every day anyway, and justify it as an expense for all of the people that "helped" her.

“Campaign strategy meeting”

A person who has a fat face like a bulldog. 

A bulldog is cuter and has more personality

Working towards a better quality of life for everyone huh? Name one specific thing you’ve ever done or ever could do to make even one persons life even one click better.

Spend very little time with her daughter?
7 hours ago, leaf said:

In my mailbox today.

 

 

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I need her Photoshop guy. 

Damn near disappeared the horn. 

Impressive work. 

Using her kid that she's never had custody of or cared about as a political prop. What a detestable person.

12 hours ago, demos said:


A bulldog is cuter and has more personality

She better not parade in front of Bevo then.

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6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

She better not parade in front of Bevo then.

No kidding, I would not want Bevo injured.  

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

No kidding, I would not want Bevo infected.

Fify

Sounds like Mushtaler isn't doing very much campaigning at all while obviously this buffoon Kelly is. 

Great. Just great. 

 

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

No kidding, I would not want Bevo injured.  

It would look like those sheep that attack each other with their horns 

On 10/4/2020 at 9:57 AM, Lobo said:

Didn't hear much about this until this weekend, but another candidate has entered the District 6 race against Fitlump and Flannigan.  Somebody running on a campaign of no hiking trail fees in NW Austin.  I dunno.  Seems like that'd be her jam, but the race is now officially more complex and likely heading to a 'runoff' 

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What does she care about hiking fees? She obviously doesn't exercise. 

On 10/6/2020 at 6:12 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

A person who has a fat face like a bulldog. 

More like a down...

Department of Dicks? 

Dedicated oral Degenerate. Specialist guild with oversight by one Dr. R. Stoops. 

27 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

She’s being ridiculed on Twitter about that by some new industrious upstart.  Wonder how long it lasts. 

Ha! in the comments:

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Nice job, Dr. B.

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