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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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I mean, if she does, we’re all going right?

did anything ever come of that fundraiser in Bee Cave where people weren’t wearing masks and Travis County Sheriff of somebody was gonna give her trouble.  

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10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I mean, if she does, we’re all going right?

did anything ever come of that fundraiser in Bee Cave where people weren’t wearing masks and Travis County Sheriff of somebody was gonna give her trouble.  

Sheriff probably decided to let Darwin take care of that bunch.

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Voted this morning at Northwest Municipal Rec, saw some of her signs.   Thought about posing with them but it’s drizzling

On 10/15/2020 at 3:04 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m running out of Caddyshack and Airplane! characters to make up.

Spalding Smails, Chuck Schick, Smoke Porterhouse. But I've always had an affinity for someone Hank Hill once mentioned, Sweet Jethro Pugh. 

11 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Is she planning an election watch party? 

How many tokens to watch? 

I must have missed where she listed her time as a Lingerie League Football spare. That rookie trading card has to be worth big bucks.

14 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Is she planning an election watch party? 

I’d be willing to bet it will be at The Mill on Anderson Mill Rd., just east of 183.

33 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I’d be willing to bet it will be at The Mill on Anderson Mill Rd., just east of 183.

Did she get kicked out of The Water Tank off McNeil and had to find a new place to get drunk?

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Nothing about her suggests she could ever approach A&M admittance. A&M is a good academic school. She is a total moron. 

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3 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Nothing about her suggests she could ever approach A&M admittance. A&M is a good academic school. She is a total moron. 

 

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1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

I’d be willing to bet it will be at The Mill on Anderson Mill Rd., just east of 183.

Not the Water Tank?

shit, GOTJ beat me to it!

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47 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Is Tom Herman a coach of uncollege football?

He's an unfootball coach?

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Did she get kicked out of The Water Tank off McNeil and had to find a new place to get drunk?

 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Not the Water Tank?

shit, GOTJ beat me to it!

No one at the Tank talks to her anymore so she quit showing up. Granted, I haven’t been there in about a year, but that goes back several years and I doubt it has changed. Now, there is quite a bit of overlap between The Mill, Water Tank and Local Outpost.

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She has a team.  I'm telling you, this is a dry run for some other office in '22 or '24.

 

Is that our old pal Quagmire sitting next to her?

47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She has a team.  I'm telling you, this is a dry run for some other office in '22 or '24.

 

Team, or a bunch of desperate, thirsty dudes?

Which one of those guys was her daughter calling "Daddy" this morning?

All of them?

She has a team.  I'm telling you, this is a dry run for some other office in '22 or '24.
 
She has a high school diploma and nothing else of note on her resume as a 35ish year old woman. NOTHING. Volunteer fire fighter? Nice. But that was at a smaller station that apparently didn't require DSHS cert for at least BLS level training. HAZMAT/HAZWOPER? Unlikely. If she had it she'd post it. She knows how to use a fire extinguisher and maybe an AED.

Nobody is supporting her. But there are enough old guys in NW Austin who will keep her around so she can give blow jobs in the parking lot at Balcones CC so she can put up a yard sign.

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I think she was behind Fitlump Steaks.  

I'm betting it went like "OH MAH GAWD, You're Ron Howard's brother! Clint! Can I please sit here and get my pic with you!!!!???

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I looked at this thread and gave Jimmy Flannigan and Greg Cesar some money because JFC, Travco Republicans. Get your shit together. 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She has a team.  I'm telling you, this is a dry run for some other office in '22 or '24.

 

And that fucking dumbass to her right is widely considered one of the finest political operatives in Travis County despite him basically being the love child of Private Pyle and Slingblade.  

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3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

She has a high school diploma and nothing else of note on her resume as a 35ish year old woman. NOTHING. Volunteer fire fighter? Nice. But that was at a smaller station that apparently didn't require DSHS cert for at least BLS level training. HAZMAT/HAZWOPER? Unlikely. If she had it she'd post it. She knows how to use a fire extinguisher and maybe an AED.

Nobody is supporting her. But there are enough old guys in NW Austin who will keep her around so she can give blow jobs in the parking lot at Balcones CC so she can put up a yard sign.

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My brother dropped out of Balcones CC before fitlump grew her horn.

So she does have something to wear besides that red dress.

5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

She has a high school diploma and nothing else of note on her resume as a 35ish year old woman. NOTHING. Volunteer fire fighter? Nice. But that was at a smaller station that apparently didn't require DSHS cert for at least BLS level training. HAZMAT/HAZWOPER? Unlikely. If she had it she'd post it. She knows how to use a fire extinguisher and maybe an AED.

Nobody is supporting her. But there are enough old guys in NW Austin who will keep her around so she can give blow jobs in the parking lot at Balcones CC so she can put up a yard sign.

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Give her more credit. She knows how to work a hose. 

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She has a team.  I'm telling you, this is a dry run for some other office in '22 or '24.

 

Let Ketch do pretty much whatever is needed but don't let him run a charity golf tournament.   That's the one no-no.   

Holy.  Crap.

Conservative news site "Red State" has posted an article on lump.

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If elected, Kelly will be the lone conservative on a city council that is decidedly progressive.

Well ... it's half-correct.

I'm waiting for the comments to link to lump's history.

18 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I looked at this thread and gave Jimmy Flannigan and Greg Cesar some money because JFC, Travco Republicans. Get your shit together. 

Enough to Flannigan so he can pay off his debts?

4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Conservative news site "Red State" has posted an article on lump.

"Her campaign recently launched an ad explaining her reasons for running. In the video, she highlights “four crises” that the city is experiencing due to mismanagement by local government. These include public safety, homelessness, business closures, and the unaffordability of housing in the city."

 

Where does she address her own crisis?  The one about wardrobe diversity. 

6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

"Her campaign recently launched an ad explaining her reasons for running. In the video, she highlights “four crises” that the city is experiencing due to mismanagement by local government. These include public safety, homelessness, business closures, and the unaffordability of housing in the city."

 

Where does she address her own crisis?  The one about wardrobe diversity. 

SurlyHorns highlights four crises that her candidacy is experiencing due to mismanagement by Kelly:

  1. Wardrobe diversity
  2. Cam whore past and internet tit pics
  3. ShaggyBevo posting history
  4. Romeo Rose associations

 

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23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She has a team.  I'm telling you, this is a dry run for some other office in '22 or '24.

 

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1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

Holy.  Crap.

Conservative news site "Red State" has posted an article on lump.

Well ... it's half-correct.

I'm waiting for the comments to link to lump's history.

Have at it. No local media will touch it.

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2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

"Her campaign recently launched an ad explaining her reasons for running. In the video, she highlights “four crises” that the city is experiencing due to mismanagement by local government. These include public safety, homelessness, business closures, and the unaffordability of housing in the city."

Reporter:  Mackenzie, you've gone on the record as saying that housing prices in Austin are a problem, do you believe that?

MK: Very much so, the cost is just too much for many working class people.

Reporter:  Okay, and one other question, where do you stand on attracting businesses from out-of-state?

MK:  I think we should be doing everything we can to attract businesses and their employees that can bring high-paying jobs from out-of-state, particularly California and Oregon, because we are a much more business-friendly place than those states!*

Reporter:  Oh, okay.  Will those businesses and people moving to Austin bring their own land and housing with them?

MK:  Whut?

* I don't know if she believes that, but I've run into plenty of people that think housing is a problem, but they turn around and talk about the need to bring in more businesses and high-paying jobs, all the while not realizing that those businesses/jobs are just going to squeeze out the lower/middle-class folks from the housing market even more.

She has a team.  I'm telling you, this is a dry run for some other office in '22 or '24.
 

If you have a problem, and no one else can help,and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Cray team.
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we went and voted Sunday, and when we came out i saw one of her signs. 

so i just nonchalantly said to my husband "hey, you see that blue and pink sign there, Mackenzie Kelly? i saw her tits. they're fake and she posted them on my Longhorn forum like 5 years ago. also, she's a celebrity stalker, she fucked Lance Armstrong and then tweeted about it."

he was like...

 

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so i just nonchalantly said to my husband "Blah blah blah. i saw her tits. Blah blah blah.


Let's be honest. This is what he heard.
11 hours ago, mchookem said:

we went and voted Sunday, and when we came out i saw one of her signs. 

so i just nonchalantly said to my husband "hey, you see that blue and pink sign there, Mackenzie Kelly? i saw her tits. they're fake and she posted them on my Longhorn forum like 5 years ago. also, she's a celebrity stalker, she fucked Lance Armstrong and then tweeted about it."

 

 

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Fit balled OneBall?    I'm so behind.

I didn't think it possible to have less respect for that piece of shit Armstrong.  Alas. 

On 10/18/2020 at 3:54 PM, strangulation! said:

the person across from her does not have a neck

I could see that being an issue in your line of work

On 10/19/2020 at 8:58 PM, RamjetFDO said:

so i just nonchalantly said to my husband "Blah blah blah. i saw her tits. Blah blah blah.


Let's be honest. This is what he heard.

 

and then he said

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"Prove it"

Just saw the ad, aired during “A Few Good Men” on Paramount.

 

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Someone should order a code red.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's got TV ads?

 

Quite a few conservative pacs have popped up and one of them made her an ad. It's pretty annoying all the local journalists are ignoring all the shit from https://archive.vn/N7vOD

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11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Just saw the ad, aired during “A Few Good Men” on Paramount.

 

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Someone should order a code red.

It was weird seeing her ad on TV, right?   I mean, this is real life.  

Fucking 2020.

 

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