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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I assume that's her campaign slogan

Because you need glasses to fuck her?  

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Because you need glasses to fuck her?  

Maybe there should be a comma or exclamation point?

Fuck, 2020

FUCK! 2020

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe there should be a comma or exclamation point?

Fuck, 2020

FUCK! 2020

How the fuck am I supposed to know how your optometrist writes out your prescriptions?  

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23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

How the fuck am I supposed to know how your optometrist writes out your prescriptions?  

Glasses Seinfeld GIF

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It was weird seeing her ad on TV, right?   I mean, this is real life.  

Fucking 2020.

 

how does this compare to the TxTow thing?  Not quite as cringeworthy but kinda close.

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Because you need glasses to fuck her?  

I was thinking of 2020 as a quantity and not a year.

May I just point out that one of the gentlemen in that brain trust has a popsocket on his phone?  

Carry on...

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1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

how does this compare to the TxTow thing?  Not quite as cringeworthy but kinda close.

The TxTow thing was odd, because we didn't know he was the one doing that shit until the very end.

With this, we are watching this train wreck in slow motion, with a train that is clearly labeled "Fitlump" as it slowly? careens down the track.

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

May I just point out that one of the gentlemen in that brain trust has a popsocket on his phone?  

Carry on...

Must be the one playing the part of Mr Fantastic (Elastic man) in their Fantastic Four group.  No neck is the Thing. If only FitLump was actually invisible.

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

With this, we are watching this train wreck in slow motion, with a train that is clearly labeled "Fitlump" as it slowly? careens down the track.

 

Choo Choo muthafucka!

 

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Bert made me do it.

If that’s not attention horsing that will induce an eye roll...well, fuck. 

believe what you want to believe, but it's crystal clear that group at the table was the true brain trust behind stuxnet.

Fuuuuuu... I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, when a lump commercial plays on my TV.

I feel violated. I demand reparations.

9 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fuuuuuu... I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, when a lump commercial plays on my TV.

I feel violated. I demand reparations.

She could win.

35 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fuuuuuu... I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, when a lump commercial plays on my TV.

I feel violated. I demand reparations.

I thought you had to pay tokens for her to appear on your screen? 

I thought you had to pay tokens for her to appear on your screen? 

.....mmmmaaaybe....
 
 
Choo Choo muthafucka!
 
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You’re name’s Choo-choo...’cause you liked trains?

So the only difference now is you go into the booth and pull a lever......

holy shit its exactly the same.

Oh snap, she got the much sought-after Jimbo Cotton endorsement. 

This changes everything.

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1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Oh snap, she got the much sought-after Jimbo Cotton endorsement. 

This changes everything.

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Occupation:  Retired Thirsty Old Guy

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Oh snap, she got the much sought-after Jimbo Cotton endorsement. 

This changes everything.

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I know Jimbo and this doesn't really surprise me.

 

15 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So what's the contributor amount limit where she puts out?

$3.50 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I just gave her a grand because I hate humanity. 

some men just wanna watch NW Austin burn.  

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WTF, she's running for office, and in the final week, and her hubby takes a vacation, LOL

 

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Well MacKenzie, she had people trying to make it easy for her, not harder.

WTF, she's running for office, and in the final week, and her hubby takes a vacation, LOL
 
She did not fucking wear her Harvard shirt to Cambridge.
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Yes, because he's an incumbent.  If you were to become an incumbent, you would get a shitload of money from developers.  That won't happen, but you go dream, you!  And btw, you only received $5,000, because they don't think you will win, but are covering their bases if you somehow pull off something crazy.

 

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She doesn't understand that this is Texas, and Austin, and that poster will make people want to vote for him, because that's a better looking poster of him than anything else he's put out.

 

WTF, she's running for office, and in the final week, and her hubby takes a vacation, LOL
 

Maybe he’s not as stupid as he appears.
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

WTF, she's running for office, and in the final week, and her hubby takes a vacation, LOL

 

Not as much as he's missing your tons, Mackenzie.

Ahhhhhh!!!!!

 

she’s on Fox News Austin right now. 

16 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Not as much as he's missing your tons, Mackenzie.

He's thinking of her while some dude NowThis's him. 

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