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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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Wearing heels to block-walk is fucking stupid as shit.

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She’s right you know.

Zimmerman didn’t have calluses on his knees.

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wearing heels to block-walk is fucking stupid as shit.

She's lying.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

She's lying.

when you give rides to scorpions

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52 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

You're just like this ridiculous council the spews on and on and on about affordability yet every single action they take adds more to the cost of living. Literally everything they do.

Alas, another misguided soul who just doesn’t understand what being rational means. At least in Austin speak. 

Remember, the council is rational.  Just repeat, over and over, while refraining from using the word “lunatics” while doing so. 

PS - I chuckle at your $7.1B quote for the high-end Zilker Zephyrs.   You mean their starter kit, no?    If anyone thinks that's a good # overall we’d love continued updates from their residence on Mars.

5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

So I went to an election party last night and a few feminists are raving about fitlump. So i showed them her tits.

Go on....

32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wearing heels to block-walk is fucking stupid as shit.

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash.

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

So I went to an election party last night and a few feminists are raving about fitlump. So i showed them her tits.

The hero we need.

30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

She’s right you know.

Zimmerman didn’t have calluses on his knees.

And he has more than two suits.  

I think. 

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22 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

So I went to an election party last night and a few feminists are raving about fitlump. So i showed them her tits.

But did they show you theirs?

23 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

So I went to an election party last night and a few feminists are raving about fitlump. So i showed them her tits.

Did they show you theirs in return?

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But did they show you theirs?

Feminists, that support Kelly? 

Probably pass if offered. 

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But did they show you theirs?

7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Did they show you theirs in return?

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Somebody reading this was probably like "IT'S THEIR'S, IT'S THEIR'S, IT'S THEIR'S!!@#$!$@#"

7 hours ago, Pasken said:

The problem is housing density but mouth breathers keep fighting because they think building more housing means they will have to move. The land use reform that city council worked their asses off to get within 1 reading to pass before the courts came in would do a lot to fight rising housing costs in the next decade. City council can't do anything to stop people competing for housing and driving up prices and thus appraisals which drives up mortgages, taxes and rent. The state's school financing doesn't help either. The actual city of Austin taxes aren't pushing anyone out of the city. 

I’m not taking a side on this because I don’t know enough about it, but how come every time I see a post from you, you’re always defending the city, mayor, council, cap metro, toll authority, etc?  Do you ever disagree with those in power?

10 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I’m not taking a side on this because I don’t know enough about it, but how come every time I see a post from you, you’re always defending the city, mayor, council, cap metro, toll authority, etc?  Do you ever disagree with those in power?

I heavily bashed council from 2014-2016 including Adler who I voted against twice in 2014. The first 10-1 council was fucking terrible.  I liked 2014-2016 a little more with Jimmy getting there and I really like the current council after Ora Houston and Troxclair left.

I also really like Randy Clark and he changed my opinion of Cap Metro when he was hired. I've bashed Ora probably the most but also based Troxclair, Pool, Gallo, Zimmerman and Alter. 

The toll authority just did a really good job with 45 SW, the 290/130 connectors and 183 South. Anyone who disagrees doesn't know what they are talking about. Do I like paying tolls? No but I like shit getting done and sometimes you have to toll. They removed the 35 and Oak Hill toll lanes and then eliminated around 600 million or something in Campo projects around Austin to make up for it. 

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4 minutes ago, Pasken said:

I heavily bashed council from 2014-2016 including Adler who I voted against twice in 2014. The first 10-1 council was fucking terrible.  I liked 2014-2016 a little more with Jimmy getting there and I really like the current council after Ora Houston and Troxclair left.

I also really like Randy Clark and he changed my opinion of Cap Metro when he was hired.

The toll authority just did a really good job with 45 SW, the 290/130 connectors and 183 South. Anyone who disagrees doesn't know what they are talking about. Do I like paying tolls? No but I like shit getting done and sometimes you have to toll. They removed the 35 and Oak Hill toll lanes and then eliminated around 600 million or something in Campo projects around Austin to make up for it. 

Fair enough, I don’t read everything on here so I must have missed some of that.

Just now, TKthunder2 said:

Fair enough, I don’t read everything on here so I must have missed some of that.

I wasn't on shag long before it went down.

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So I went to an election party last night and a few feminists are raving about fitlump. So i showed them her tits.

I'd appreciate it if you could find the time to show up at her next event that is receiving some media attention. Wait 'til she has a few folks around her and ask her for an autograph on her boob shot. If anyone asks where you got it from, dish the deets. 

9 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I'd appreciate it if you could find the time to show up at her next event that is receiving some media attention. Wait 'til she has a few folks around her and ask her for an autograph on her boob shot. If anyone asks where you got it from, dish the deets. 

Are there any photos that are big enough to print?

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

Are there any photos that are big enough to print?

I've got software to resize/resample, I've got a printer and photo paper from 4"x6" - 8.5"x11". How big you want your photo? 

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

I've got software to resize/resample, I've got a printer and photo paper from 4"x6" - 8.5"x11". How big you want your photo? 

about this size

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New stuff will skew higher but it'll come down as newer projects come online as long as buyers aren't competing.


Has that ever happened in any fast growing city? If you want to decrease housing, you need to first crater your city’s economy and growth.
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On 10/30/2020 at 6:59 PM, skittlebrau said:

Vanessa is a friend and a wonderful person. I also think she’s going to finish 2nd in that race to David.

So you were saying?

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

about this size

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We're gonna need a bigger building.

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So FitLump is pulling another Ran-Off?  

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15 hours ago, Lobo said:

So FitLump is pulling another Ran-Off?  

We need her lingerie football training videos.

Someone should call and tell him to charge his phone.

On 11/4/2020 at 3:46 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Did you just doxx yourself?

will you contribute or not?

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

will you contribute or not?

I contributed to your mom last night

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I contributed to your mom last night

my mom is a sweet lady and I find this very offensive. 

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

my mom is a sweet lady and I find this very offensive. 

She was super sweet last night.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Someone should call and tell him to charge his phone.

just text Roman that number and say it's someone that will let him have both tacos

Been interesting watching Dr. Jen squirm on Nextdoor as Qanon loving fitlump supporters beg her to publicly back fitlump.  To her credit, she won't do it (or at least hasn't so far).

I think some of fitlump's supporters are just misguided folks who hate the current counsel.  It's a shame that they think she'll have an impact.

On 11/4/2020 at 8:20 PM, atomheartbevo said:

So you were saying?

Very happily wrong.

Kinda seems like she's ignoring her kid. I mean I get it you are at your election night party and are busy but don't post it. Also, why do you have an election night party in a pandemic?

 

 

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"What time does Pinballs close?"

She was staying after hours to thank her supporters.

 

 

 

 

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Why wouldn't she have her daughter with her during a campaign election watch party?

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