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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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 Were you the bait for Roman's Excellent Adventure?

 

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Holy +rep, batman. I'd forgotten about the text exchange w/ Roman. Tites and "will you lick my lump" killed me.

22 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Holy +rep, batman. I'd forgotten about the text exchange w/ Roman. Tites and "will you lick my lump" killed me.

"All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just lick ya lump"

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Why does she insist of using photos of her that make her look like the bitchy, insecure girl from every 90's teen flick?  

Well her other options would be the ones that make her look like a whore, or the ones that make her look fat. Which do you think she'd choose?

3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Well her other options would be the ones that make her look like a whore, or the ones that make her look fat. Which do you think she'd choose?

The one with the broken arm. 

On 11/13/2020 at 1:08 PM, smokebomb said:

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now that is a celebrity endorsement

not sure why there aren't billboards proclaiming supported by James Hong

5 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Roman has not responded.   I am sad.

 

Who the hell is Roman?

ETA:  Those texts were funny as shit.

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Who the hell is Roman?
ETA:  Those texts were funny as shit.

You serious Clark?

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8 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:


You serious Clark?

Dis Roman
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refresh some of us on the Roman genesis story?  I know it involves naoch but I don’t remember the details

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Well, gotta admit, when I opened this thread earlier, was expecting more tone-deaf shit on twitter.

I hate you guys for making me look up "dirty kitty" in Urban Dictionary.

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Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

Best thread every.

What @Continental Opsaid plus add in that Marjorie Taylor Greene nutcase.  You know she's a freak.

 

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What Continental OP said plus some

Scrolling thru my fb feed this morning, damn near spilled my coffee..
 
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I’ve never seen a forehead part bangs before.
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1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

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I feel for the guy  a bit. Just a hard working honest man trying to get some.

Any money in the wreath fund we could puts towards a prossie for him?

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He deserves better than Kelly, she'll be leading him around on a leash like some poor dog.

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2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

What starts here fucks the world. 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


I’ve never seen a forehead part bangs before.

 

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11 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Scrolling thru my fb feed this morning, damn near spilled my coffee..

 

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Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

Why you leaving out the Aggy equastrian chick and the emo-ish swan gal
Who the fuck is Roman?
Is Kelly a total whore?  How the fuck isn’t this leaked to the media?
I don't think Kelly is involved. It's surly catfishing Roman pretending to be Kelly. I think.
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29 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:
Who the fuck is Roman?
Is Kelly a total whore?  How the fuck isn’t this leaked to the media?

I don't think Kelly is involved. It's surly catfishing Roman pretending to be Kelly. I think.

Yep. Many moons ago a Shag poster, skipperj I think,  started getting random texts from Roman. Some woman gave him a fake number I guess. Skip ran with it and the rest is history.

Whatever happened to Skipperj?

Hes the whole reason I've spent 12 years with you people.

Came to the shag to drunkenly troll him and never left.

Wasn't roman at the same Dennys as Blake Gideon or am I mixing stories?



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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Who the fuck is Roman?

Is Kelly a total whore?  How the fuck isn’t this leaked to the media?

a) Shaggy legend
b) likely, maybe more of an attention whore, as seen as a cam girl and the "I'm getting new tits" thread she started on Shaggy.....most likely she is more of a slut than a whore

2 hours ago, bluto said:


Why you leaving out the Aggy equastrian chick and the emo-ish swan gal

We have to hold a thing or two back for Phase 2 of the Surly Cinematic Universe. 

Holy shit. This is awesome. Just like old times

Add Ricky to the list of people we need to get together. 

Edited by Zepol87

Fukna, is this real life?  Great stroll down memory lane. 

Wasn't skipperj's profile pic the chick standing with surfboard or something like that?

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