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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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18 hours ago, Pasken said:

No it wouldn't have. Manly is pulling officer reps assigned to districts and telling communities that it's because he's been defunded when council asked he specifically not do that. Shit politics of the Ken Cassedey variety to get loons elected to council.  

Interesting. APD has claimed to be understaffed for years, this class has been frozen for months, and their funding was reduced. Even if police funding reform works for the best in the long term, were you expecting there to be no short term negative impact to policing? If so, how? 

20 hours ago, Pasken said:

No it wouldn't have. Manly is pulling officer reps assigned to districts and telling communities that it's because he's been defunded when council asked he specifically not do that. Shit politics of the Ken Cassedey variety to get loons elected to council.  

What did you think he was going to have to do? If you make things so shitty that all of the people eligible for retirement quit just to get away, and you cut out all of the cadet classes in the pipeline to replace those people, you have to make cuts somewhere. What is more important? Having community reps, or having patrol officers?

It's almost as if "defunding the police" was a knee jerk reaction and those championing it never looked at the actual, real consequences of what it would mean beyond the 5 seconds it took them to come up with it.

Honestly, what did you actually think was going to happen when such a massive percentage of the APD budget was taken away on two months notice? Did you think that nothing would change and no cuts would need to be made? If you think the immediate repercussions are bad, just wait until you see the crime stats over the next few years. There is no math anywhere  where you can cut massive chunks of a departments budget and make things better. That does not exist in any capacity whatsoever. 

So you got your police defunding, congrats. Now live with the results.

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

It's almost as if "defunding the police" was a knee jerk reaction and those championing it never looked at the actual, real consequences of what it would mean beyond the 5 seconds it took them to come up with it.

 

Kidding, right?  That wet rag Adler and the lunatics on the council doing something and then worrying about consequences later?  Come on....

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

She’s gonna win.

Been saying this for a while.  2020 is epic.

  

that's fabulous... i'll just share the link 😁

I mean, you watch that elegantly poignant video montage and then you see what she ultimately chose for her campaign logo...it's just so goddamn disappointing.  

LOfuckingL I was quoted in one of the pics when I was getting her to post noods.

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Just now, RPM said:

LOfuckingL I was quoted in one of the pics when I was getting her to post noods.

lot of us on there quoted calling her on her shit

Its not clear to me that those images will even be a net detriment for fitlump at this point. Shit, if she relaunches her used panty sales now,  she'll probably triple her fundraising. 

18 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Its not clear to me that those images will even be a net detriment for fitlump at this point. Shit, if she relaunches her used panty sales now,  she'll probably triple her fundraising. 

She’ll claim she’s a first responder helping stop the spread of the Covid...
 

 

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If you're putting her panties over your face, COVID is the least of your worries. 

The stank would decimate any Covid cooties.

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5 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

The video compilation with the burlesque music is great.

It was alright but speed up the slideshow and play Benny Hill theme. 

 

Kelly backs out of candidate forum. 

Did she give an excuse as to why she had to back out?  I obviously don't follow her on social media.  I mean except her cam girl channel but we no eh-supposed to use our real names

18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Did she give an excuse as to why she had to back out?  I obviously don't follow her on social media.  I mean except her cam girl channel but we no eh-supposed to use our real names

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43 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Did she give an excuse as to why she had to back out?  

I may disagree with Flannigan on most things but head to head he was gonna clown Lump. 

 

4 minutes ago, B00M said:

I may disagree with Flannigan on most things but head to head he was gonna clown Lump. 

 

Oh that, I believe. His view of himself and of Council's role in this city is wildly distorted.  but he's s sharp, sharp cat, and really witty after a few beers.  If he wasn't such a lying asshole to friends of mine at City Hall, I'd like to be friends with him.  

I was asking upthread if anybody had heard from Fitlump's social media or campaign site why she had to back out so suddenly.  Without any official campaign announcement, she conveniently can't make this thing right after that white supremacist harassment video comes out and her public debate with Jimmy.  Odd timing, Kelly.  I mean, if it's something medical---I don't want to crack wise.  But I'm guessing it's something more along her lines of bullshit like a cross-fit emergency or she had to pose for a special holiday circular for Fiesta Grocery, or she decided she wasn't going to live in fear of Covid-19 and is busy tonight traveling across the country to have Thanksgiving with her 80-person extended family in "a city where their council doesn't punish their citizens who want to peacefully and responsibly gather to celebrate Jesus' first feast with the Native Indian & Asian Americans."  

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Probably has super mom things to do. Week of Thanksgiving, meals to prep, making reservations for family members and their pets, grocery shopping, helping the kid study, the gym, etc... super mom stuff. She's a family first type.

33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Oh that, I believe. His view of himself and of Council's role in this city is wildly distorted.  but he's s sharp, sharp cat, and really witty after a few beers.  If he wasn't such a lying asshole to friends of mine at City Hall, I'd like to be friends with him.  

I was asking upthread if anybody had heard from Fitlump's social media or campaign site why she had to back out so suddenly.  Without any official campaign announcement, she conveniently can't make this thing right after that white supremacist harassment video comes out and her public debate with Jimmy.  Odd timing, Kelly.  I mean, if it's something medical---I don't want to crack wise.  But I'm guessing it's something more along her lines of bullshit like a cross-fit emergency or she had to pose for a special holiday circular for Fiesta Grocery, or she decided she wasn't going to live in fear of Covid-19 and is busy tonight traveling across the country to have Thanksgiving with her 80-person extended family in "a city where their council doesn't punish their citizens who want to peacefully and responsibly gather to celebrate Jesus' first feast with the Native Indian & Asian Americans."  

My guess is that she was forwarded the link from above and she's not ready to try to address everything it shows.  No doubt that Flannigan has seen it and at some point an interviewer is going to ask about it.

47 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Oh that, I believe. His view of himself and of Council's role in this city is wildly distorted.  but he's s sharp, sharp cat, and really witty after a few beers.  If he wasn't such a lying asshole to friends of mine at City Hall, I'd like to be friends with him.  

Isn't it sort of standard for lying to be more the case than the exception at City Hall?  Or has Flannigan taken it to another level or something? 

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

 

Kelly backs out of candidate forum. 

She's ahead. Why should she campaign? Just run out the clock.

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She's ahead. Why should she campaign? Just run out the clock.

How do you figure she's ahead?

36 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

She'll win by a horn  lump.

fify

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

fify

Lucky for her, that thing keeps getting bigger. 

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I was asking upthread if anybody had heard from Fitlump's social media or campaign site why she had to back out so suddenly.  Without any official campaign announcement, she conveniently can't make this thing right after that white supremacist harassment video comes out and her public debate with Jimmy.  

There's always a tweet.

Dr. Jen would probably beat both of them.

Well we all just inadvertently answered my prolonged question...did Mackenzie indicate why she had to cancel tonight's debate? 

Yes, yes she did.

Her dress is at the dry-cleaner.  And her dry-cleaner has Covid.  Mystery solved.  

An incumbent AND a challenger! Beating yourself is often the real battle in life.

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well we all just inadvertently answered my prolonged question...did Mackenzie indicate why she had to cancel tonight's debate? 

Yes, yes she did.

Her dress is at the dry-cleaner.  And her dry-cleaner has Covid.  Mystery solved.  

She can't remember on whose floor she left her dress.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

She can't remember on whose floor she left her dress.

Roman spilled both tacos on it. 

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

There's always a tweet.

And there's always a red dress in that tweet.

"The dress was alterable.  The dress never had been altered.  Fitlump with the red dress.  Fitlump had always been with the red dress."

-George Orwell

16 hours ago, Pasken said:

How do you figure she's ahead?

Polling data from the Water Tank. 

1 hour ago, 3adays said:

Polling data from the Water Tank. 

Find better people to hang out with by the water tank.

18 hours ago, Pasken said:

How do you figure she's ahead?

The horn always puts her ahead.

 

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An incumbent AND a challenger! Beating yourself is often the real battle in life.

I don’t find beating myself to be much of a battle. Comes pretty easily.
3 hours ago, demos said:


I don’t find beating myself to be much of a battle. Comes pretty easily.

Sounds like fapellation.

Oh noes, Fitlump blocked me on Twitter

And I would have voted for her (if I could vote there) just for the lulz. I really think her act is about to implode, with her history of being bat-shit crazy leaking to the public or someone finally paying attention.

I wouldn't be shocked if Jimmy was taking the high road on her shit before now but is ready to release the kraken after the recent bullshit. DO IT JIMMY

Do you guys know anything about her being sued by a former employer for allegedly stealing proprietary information? 

22 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Do you guys know anything about her being sued by a former employer for allegedly stealing proprietary information? 

nokellyforaustin@gmail.com

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