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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

i'm stunned.  i'm pissed.  it's Fitlump.

 

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

Would make a fantastic T-shirt.

 

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/nobert

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28 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

So when she posted her tits and said it wasn't like she was running for office, which one of you degenerates planted the seed and said she should totally run for office? Because I think we can blame him.

I imagine more than one Shagger planted seeds in her.

59 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What’s the recall process? I could see an attempt to get her recalled down the road. After she shows up hammered and wearing a random cast or bandage a few dozen times.

 

I hope someone doesn't attempt to short-circuit the shaggy/surly master plan for world domination.   Hell, we tolerated Lump and her friends from the Island of Misfits.  We groomed her.  Do not limit our opportunities for LULZZZZ.  This is our time.  Shaggy/Surly has a better track record of producing knuckle-dragging rock throwers and city council seat members than picking football coaches.  Think about that.

  

6 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Austin has always seemed the most poorly managed of all the large Texas cities. Now I know why.

I guess it depends on your definition of "large."  But there's no doubt that Corpus Christi is worse run than Austin.  I'd probably make the argument that Dallas and Fort Worth are both worse run.

6 hours ago, BradInATX said:
6 hours ago, DaysOff said:
Austin has always seemed the most poorly managed of all the large Texas cities. Now I know why.

Good observation. Austin is hurting real bad. It's basically Detroit now.

And maybe that raises the question about how much good city government matters in the scheme of things.  Because I think most people who are in the know in such things would agree that San Antonio is the best-run city in Texas.  But I don't think anybody would trade Austin's growth or economy for San Antonio's.

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5 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Does anyone have a full-size gif of her doing her "football fast step" workout?  We need to post that prominently.

The only thing that's left to make this a perfect world is to find out down the line that Greg Casar is fucking around with her.  Please Number One, make it happen!

Not sure if this is full size, but here’s one that found and posted a while back in the thread.

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Yes! Thank you!!!

This needs to be posted a lot everywhere in the next 6 months.

5 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

Not sure if this is full size, but here’s one that found and posted a while back in the thread.

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Looks like a brute-force algo touching every element in the array.

Time & Space complexity = O(n^goofy!)

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im covid day drinking

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

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/nobert

Please redo with appropriate sized skull lump.

I'm still laughing at the absolute batshittiness of this. But again, she would've never had a chance to get elected if the City Council wasn't already fucked up whereby making someone like her a viable option. Holy shit, we were fucked before with the existing CC. Now we are proper fucked.

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

So will this be the highest paying and most stable job she's ever had?

Hope she doesn't spend it all on paint and fake Harvard certificates.

I would guess this doubles the salary of the highest paying job she's ever held.  May even be able to move out of the in-law's garage and into a studio apartment up at Anderson Mill.

 

Remember how 30 years ago you saw this movie and thought, "it's a really good, funny way out there fantasy. But it could never really happen."

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Uh, yeah. Sure. Never.

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35 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

We could do something fun with this no? 

 

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Surprised to see Bert that easily.

#MerryChristmas

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Holy fuck what did I miss?  This really happened?  

So is this you?

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@RamjetFDOthanks for the new microsoft teams background.  Guys at work are gonna wtf?

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The reddit thread is interesting, lot of good info - low turnout, she won Travis, but lost Williamson, etc.

 

5 hours ago, Pasken said:

She's not going to give up a guaranteed salary.  I think it's more likely she's indicted by the end of her term.

Giving up salaries and being indicted at the end of their term?  Is this Fit-Trump?

10 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Have Austin's bond ratings suffered yet? 

Not yet, but the bondage ratings are way up.

7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I just spammed all her support tweets with the archive link

 

https://archive.is/ivW52

Jeebus...I remember some of this on the old site, but her crazy knows no bounds.  

Fucking fitLump is being discussed on the local news. JFC 

3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Fucking fitLump is being discussed on the local news. JFC 

Should have happened before the election. 

Fuck it, just gonna lay back and enjoy.

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35 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Fucking fitLump is being discussed on the local news. JFC 

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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You know all of those horrible Hollywood vanity comedies a few years back, where literally every disaster occurred in sequence, and the heroes had to deal with all of them?  Earthquakes, fires, tornadoes, sharknadoes, demons rising.....all of it?

We're living in that shittacular script, in the real world.  It's fucking amazing.  It's become so outlandish that I'm actually almost coming all the way back around from kicking back and enjoying watching it all unfold, just to see what fucking happens next.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The reddit thread is interesting, lot of good info - low turnout, she won Travis, but lost Williamson, etc.

 

Lord just when I thought she couldn't take a worse picture.

Well if Rob Lowe can save austin from an active volcano this isn't so far fetched.

6 hours ago, Anastasis said:

El Terrón Grande coming through. 

Fify

8 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

So when she posted her tits and said it wasn't like she was running for office, which one of you degenerates planted the seed and said she should totally run for office? Because I think we can blame him.

Can I plead the fifth?  I need to pour another glass of Bourbon.

 

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6 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

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/nobert

How about a tee shirt that says Mackenzie Kelly (aka CamGirl Faith, FitLive/Fitlump) showed me her tits

 

Not sure I’d brag about that.  These look more natural than hers. 
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It wasn't a CR post you stupid cunt. FitLump has shown on this very board that she's unstable and stupid. Do you disagree?
Wow, why so angry with the name calling? We both know the reference.
Wow, why so angry with the name calling? We both know the reference.
No idea what you're talking about. Now kindly fuck off.
No idea what you're talking about. Now kindly fuck off.
Proof you do.
6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

We could do something fun with this no? 

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Seeing a Gritty opportunity here. 

3 hours ago, NAVY said:

Fucking fitLump is being discussed on the local news. JFC 

Are they discusiing if she's any good?  Dead fish in bed?  A moaner/screamer/squirter? 

I've been looking for that gif for awhile now. Can't find it anywhere.
Paging @Ramjet.

Why “fitlump”?

1 minute ago, XYZ said:

Why “fitlump”?

She originally posted as FitLove on Shaggy- back when she was spending time at the gym with Ricky the Pedo, "fitness modeling", cam whoring etc. and she has a horn/lump on her forehead, hence FitLump/fitlump

23 hours ago, bolverk said:

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Cont'd:

"From standing courageously behind our law enforcement community to demanding safer conditions for our homeless population to fighting for transparency at City Hall, the voice of Northwest Austin is [sic] has been heard," she wrote. "Considering the stark differences between my campaign's priorities and the platform of the incumbent, their united voice is resoundingly clear this evening."

Her first official press release had a typo...or she could've been rambling drunk. [Sic] not added by me.

 

That photo makes it look like she botoxed her whole face in effort to bring it to the altitude of the great horn of cray. But it's still there.

10 hours ago, Covri said:

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I think blueface is considered acceptable.

 

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