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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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Flannigan campaign volunteer on Twitter posting a post mortem on a poorly-run campaign. Somebody smarter than me can probably link it..3152bd43200058234f5796128e0c2b15.jpg

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This is from a tweet today, about her daughter, but mentions her skull surgery back in 2014.  Really surprised she tweeted it out.  And I hate including stuff with her daughter, but the skull thing is out there.

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41 minutes ago, Godzillatron said:

Flannigan campaign volunteer on Twitter posting a post mortem on a poorly-run campaign. Somebody smarter than me can probably link it..

You can figure out how to take a screenshot and upload it to the internet and post it on a message board, but you can’t click “copy link” and paste it here and let the website embed it for you? 

Thread is worth a read still. 

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So people should start tweeting at here #whathappenedtothedog

meanwhile

Hashtags and chantings of "Hey hey Mackenzie K, why no custody of your kids today"

She sure got the kid-glove treatment by the Press.  kinda cowardly when straight-talk was needed. 

But that is all on Flannigan. Dumbass. 

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36 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m amazed nobody really went after her. Posters here have said it wasn’t a tenable strategy because she is a woman and I don’t buy that. I would’ve gotten dirty from the outset. She is not a sympathetic figure like a lady that was metoo’ed. She should’ve been treated like a female teacher in a sex scandal. 

The $125,000 to the "consulting" agency should have thrown up a shitload of red flags.

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Dr. Jen

We need to stop doing this type of branding.  

What is the link to that compiled all her crazy shit? I know it has been posted but I cant find it.

Has Romeo Rose penned a love ballad to celebrate her victory?

On 12/17/2020 at 11:21 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

edit to add: or who would have voted for her if you lived in her district?

 

Cedar Park supporting her for the lulz.

Can't wait to ask my District 6 friends if they know who their city councilmember is.

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17 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Has Romeo Rose penned a love ballad to celebrate her victory?

You know, he really peaked at the wrong time - a few years later, and his quirks would give him a huge YouTube and Twitch following.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You know, he really peaked at the wrong time - a few years later, and his quirks would give him a huge YouTube and Twitch following.

I mean he could basically be the poster boy for the proud boys right?

Side note: 7% voter turnout.... woo democracy!

On 12/26/2020 at 5:44 PM, RamjetFDO said:


 

 


Speaking of therapy dog... she hasn't made any tweets or anything about that poor little dead-eyed pooch in some time.

Guess he's been relegated to "not important enough to give me likes and upvotes" status to Lump.

He probably better off for it.

 

Maybe she lost custody of the pooch too.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

How did her pics from the old site never come to light?

Press didn't want to cover it. I would get that if the photos were illegally hacked but they weren't. She willfully put them out there. It's nuts. 

4 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Press didn't want to cover it. I would get that if the photos were illegally hacked but they weren't. She willfully put them out there. It's nuts. 

Exactly.  She put that shit out there on her own.  Could have dropped flyers from a plane over the city.

If there's any kind of campaign ethics review, that fake Florida shit will bite her in the lump. The question is will anyone do it?

55 minutes ago, RPM said:

If there's any kind of campaign ethics review, that fake Florida shit will bite her in the lump. The question is will anyone do it?

If the Florida stuff is actually not on the up and up then it goes beyond a local ethics committee which handles procedural screw ups. That's straight FBI shit. 

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5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I mean he could basically be the poster boy for the proud boys right?

Side note: 7% voter turnout.... woo democracy!

The founder of the PB filmed himself shoving a dildo up his ass to show he wasn't gay or something, and put it on the internet.  I think Romeo could have topped that.

Was it a shagster who actually bought Romeo's crazy-ass guitar?  I remember somebody was going to bid on it.

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2 hours ago, Pasken said:

If the Florida stuff is actually not on the up and up then it goes beyond a local ethics committee which handles procedural screw ups. That's straight FBI shit. 

Yeah, I notice that she isn't out there clarifying that Florida stuff - if it was legit expenses, she 100% should/would be doing that right now.  

But I would think it would be the IRS interested in that.

Guess we need a Fire FitLump thread 

3 hours ago, Pasken said:

Press didn't want to cover it. I would get that if the photos were illegally hacked but they weren't. She willfully put them out there. It's nuts. 

Local press won’t cover a lot of corruption.

They learned the hard way back in the 1960s.

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

If the Florida stuff is actually not on the up and up then it goes beyond a local ethics committee which handles procedural screw ups. That's straight FBI shit. 

What’s the Florida dirt? I missed it.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

What’s the Florida dirt? I missed it.

Her number 1 campaign expense was paying a "consulting firm" that looks suspiciously like a money laundering front.

District 6, how the fuck can you read shit like this and think “she’s smart and this is a good idea” ? What the fuck is wrong with you? 
 

 

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23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Her hairline looks much better.



I lie.

I spent 30 fucking seconds looking for Bert.

27 minutes ago, NAVY said:

District 6, how the fuck can you read shit like this and think “she’s smart and this is a good idea” ? What the fuck is wrong with you? 
 

 

Kelly is spot on.   That is a shame - no lounge furniture. couch, love seat or any other amenities.  If this is how the north-of-the-river bums are representing then they have a shit ton ways to go to match those along Ben White. 

The picture of her daughter that is the cover pic for this thread on Tapa makes me sad. I hope the Dad is a good man who is raising the daughter well.

Wearing the mask definitely improved her chances.

Kelly is spot on.   That is a shame - no lounge furniture. couch, love seat or any other amenities.  If this is how the north-of-the-river bums are representing then they have a shit ton ways to go to match those along Ben White. 

The bums at Mopac and Steck have a recliner and a smoker.
11 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Her number 1 campaign expense was paying a "consulting firm" that looks suspiciously like a money laundering front.

Oh, the consultant that photoshopped her red dress to blue for that one rally?

It's like Austin is living out it's own black v. gold dress debate from a few years ago.  Only this time, instead of just harmless internet banter, it's going to cost us millions of dollars.  

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, I notice that she isn't out there clarifying that Florida stuff - if it was legit expenses, she 100% should/would be doing that right now.  

But I would think it would be the IRS interested in that.

It's so obviously fraud that there is no way to explain it.

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It's so obviously fraud that there is no way to explain it.

But her attempts would bring the lulz

10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


The bums at Mopac and Steck have a recliner and a smoker.

Not bad.   Seen two big screens, a (small) pinball machine and multiple couches / love seats along Ben White.  But no smoker. 

Who calls themself a champion that's not a pro wrestler? That's usually a compliment bestowed onto you by others so you don't sound like an unbelievable narcissist. 

Well, we have self-proclaimed champion assholes around here.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, we have self-proclaimed champion assholes around here.

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how much campaign money does she have ?

she's going to trip herself up over that money and it'll be damn funny to watch 

She is going to shit the bed eventually, and it will be all over the googlez due to her position.

Her bullshit was everywhere even before she held a public office.

Everything I just typed made me cry a little.

12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

She is going to shit the bed eventually, and it will be all over the googlez due to her position.

Her bullshit was everywhere even before she held a public office.

Everything I just typed made me cry a little.

Hopefully she will do an interview with Triumph at some point...

 

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

how much campaign money does she have ?

she's going to trip herself up over that money and it'll be damn funny to watch 

I doubt they let her touch the money at all. It'll be interesting to see how things changes when she has more autonomy as an elected leader in office as oppose to when Travis County GOP was running the show with her campaign.  I don't think anyone thought she would support Casar as mayor pro tem but this quote sounds so so trumpy, "Kelly told the Bulldog that she hadn’t made up her mind but was disinclined to support Casar, saying he had “not been supportive of me or my campaign thus far.”

40 minutes ago, Pasken said:

 "Kelly told the Bulldog that she hadn’t made up her mind but was disinclined to support Casar, saying he had “not been supportive of me or my campaign thus far.”

Jesus, what a buffoon.

I still cant believe this won an election in Austin, Texas.

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