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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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On 12/28/2020 at 11:58 PM, CooterBrown said:


The bums at Mopac and Steck have a recliner and a smoker.

 

On 12/29/2020 at 10:33 AM, Wally Pryor said:

Not bad.   Seen two big screens, a (small) pinball machine and multiple couches / love seats along Ben White.  But no smoker. 

Begun, have the Our Bums Have More Amenities Than Yours Wars

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He fucked Lump at least once. His judgement is flawed. That girl is fucked for life. 

Yeah, that was my first thought as well. But shit happens. You haven't lived if you haven't gotten nasty with some crazy women. I consider myself fortunate to have escaped my 20s without knocking up some hosehead. That I know of. So I'm remaining optimistic for Lump's daughter.
She has some permitted influence in her life. She shares her blood. Daughter has zero chance. 
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11 minutes ago, BradInATX said:


Yeah, that was my first thought as well. But shit happens. You haven't lived if you haven't gotten nasty with some crazy women. I consider myself fortunate to have escaped my 20s without knocking up some hosehead. That I know of. So I'm remaining optimistic for Lump's daughter.

Fucking crazy chicks is one thing. Crazy and fugly is another. 

3 hours ago, Burt said:

I still cant believe this won an election in Austin, Texas

 

Fuck that. 

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

 

Fuck that. 

Am I to take your neg to mean you voted for her?

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20 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Fucking crazy chicks is one thing. Crazy and fugly is another. 

Early farming societies out-reproduced hunter-gatherers. Early farming societies brewed beer.

Am I to take your neg to mean you voted for her?

I negged you for posting that godawful pic. It keeps showing up in my Tapa feed. Dammit.
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I don't like to post tweets of her kid, because I don't think her kid should be in the middle of all of this, but hoo boy

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don't like to post tweets of her kid, because I don't think her kid should be in the middle of all of this, but hoo boy

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She is a liberated woman. Liberated from having to raise her child. 

35 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Someone with Twitter ask her why she doesn't have custody

Allow me to give you a hint; she will lie about it. Then block you.

Allow me to give you a hint; she will lie about it. Then block you.
That's exactly what happened to me.
30 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
48 minutes ago, Orange&White said:
Allow me to give you a hint; she will lie about it. Then block you.

That's exactly what happened to me.

+1

Can't we sue her if she doesn't unblock us when she takes office?

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's almost official guys

 

This is the greatest softball I have ever seen. Or extremely clever trollbait. 

I mean isn't this thread basically dedicated to why she doesn't have custody?  I guess y'all like rhetorical questions.

I would have preferred we all keep her custody situation out of the political discourse, but she kinda brought it on herself by using her daughter for campaign promotional materials.  I mean, I still say you leave the girl herself completely out of everything like a Barron Trump, but you can sure as shit question the parent's parenting skills or lack thereof.  

Another one of the confusing things about Troxclair's adamant support of Mackenzie.  Ellen is an incredibly devoted mother with very serious and fixed policy opinions on family values.  But that's what happens in 2020 when we try to "Drain the Dais!"  Instead of playing these ridiculous games hanging out with white supremacists for photo ops, she could have run on the fact while she's made some questionable decisions in the past, she at least has not committed serious financial crimes while serving Council/As Mayor.  But it was 2020, we're going for the easy, lowest common denominator approach-I get it. 

csb/ years ago at a pre-game baseball tailgate.  Mayor Leffingwell turned down my friend's offer to get him another beer stating that he didn't want anymore to drink since he had some official function later that evening.  And he was serious and humble.  I think of how seriously he took his office, didn't want that wild 'n crazy third beer in the middle of the day.  And then I think of Fitlump and the absolutely insane shit she's gonna pull and I have to laugh.  Right now, she's reading up on a procedural rules as fast as she can so she can hang with the tenured council members right out of the gate.  And sadly, we all know how that ends.  

Of course you leave the kid out of it but this is more than just some salacious shit from her past. The state of Texas removed her child from her custody. It's really hard for that to happen to a mom and whatever it is she did speaks to a significant and fundamental flaw in her character that was and evidently remains unaddressed to the state's satisfaction. 

I've been the kid in this scenario, and it took my years to get custody from my mom, who at the time was a drug addict petty criminal. I know times have changed since the '70s and the state might not be as "the kid needs his mama" as they used to be, but still, she fucked up bigtime somehow and voters should have known what it was. 

Or hell, I don't know, maybe babydaddy has ruthless and highly effective lawyers with no principles at all and poor Fitlump is just a victim in all this. 

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is the greatest softball I have ever seen. Or extremely clever trollbait. 

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She probably gave up custody voluntarily. 

14 minutes ago, McFly said:

She probably gave up custody voluntarily. 

None of the responsibility and all of the prop benefits.

noCR/ but the TCRP is having a social get-together tomorrow afternoon for the Congressional Certification of the Electoral College.  And then afterwards is heading down to City Hall to watch her be sworn in (or at least be close-by to watch on screens if they won't let the large group of 9 enter the premises).  I was gonna go, but i have to wash my hair. 

this is just magnificent.  ^^^

one suggestion, can you photoshop that camera tripod from upthread somewhere into the room?  Chef's kiss.

What Austin Sanders calls "forceful condemnation"...MKelly calls "filling out my staff" 

What the fuck is wrong with her white balance?

I think she has the Trump-filter on her Zoom.  Or the Muppets Beaker filter.  Which I love.  

That's the built in webcam from a 2009 Dell Inspiron 4000 notebook donated to her by Giraffe Boy or Quagmire. It's probably on it's 3rd motherboard, and has a permanent haze on the lens caused by lube from her cam whore days.  

When does she give the signal to have her followers breach City Hall? 

20 hours ago, Pasken said:

What the fuck is wrong with her white balance?

Nobody else gonna point out - red dress, does she only have 1 item of clothing to wear?

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

When does she give the signal to have her followers breach City Hall? 

This will 100% happen. Likely on an item she can't get support for. 

On 1/4/2021 at 12:46 AM, atomheartbevo said:

It's almost official guys

 

I predict she'll disrobe, stand there in the nude, place a sharpie in her ass, then wait to hear digital token sounds with a smile.

18 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I predict she'll disrobe, stand there in the nude, place a sharpie in her ass, then wait to hear digital token sounds with a smile.

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I'm sad to report her initial staff does not include Romeo Rose.

Andy Hogue, chief of staff

Catherine Van Arnam, comms/policy

Thomas McGregor, constituent liaison

She’s never even had an actual job has she?

14 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

She’s never even had an actual job has she?

Stealing from old people doesn't count?

19 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

She’s never even had an actual job has she?

Her last two employers are suing each other in court over her alleged actions. That for some reason is not news to the statesman hack local politics "reporter." 

44 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

She’s never even had an actual job has she?

Are you implying that dildoing yourself on a web camera for internet coins is not a job, sir?

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