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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck socialists! The thing is...what y’all duck fuck dipshit whore licking mama’s fat ass have to eat whatever is on the table numb from the womb cum stains...y’all have to depend on government. Run by who? If we just get the right ones in there? Socialism only works if you have one race. I am so sick the fuck out of hate America. Y’all try several races. Basically, social dipshits have decided to use the BLM  For their own reasons. Name one successful government that has this?!! You can’t. Canada is not even close. 
 

sorry for the rant. I’m just pissed. Goddamn what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!

take the Chaz out they killed a 16 year old kid. He had a life. Not a rap sheet as long as his arm. Just sayin!


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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck socialists! The thing is...what y’all duck fuck dipshit whore licking mama’s fat ass have to eat whatever is on the table numb from the womb cum stains...y’all have to depend on government. Run by who? If we just get the right ones in there? Socialism only works if you have one race. I am so sick the fuck out of hate America. Y’all try several races. Basically, social dipshits have decided to use the BLM  For their own reasons. Name one successful government that has this?!! You can’t. Canada is not even close. 
 

sorry for the rant. I’m just pissed. Goddamn what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!

take the Chaz out they killed a 16 year old kid. He had a life. Not a rap sheet as long as his arm. Just sayin!

I'd like to hear more about these numb tables and womb cum stains.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

I'd like to hear more about these numb tables and womb cum stains.

Ha!

I avoid the politics board like an unwanted pregnancy, but if all the rants are like this I may have to stick it in.

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

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Dude! What’s in that player’s head? 

14 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck socialists! The thing is...what y’all duck fuck dipshit whore licking mama’s fat ass have to eat whatever is on the table numb from the womb cum stains...y’all have to depend on government. Run by who? If we just get the right ones in there? Socialism only works if you have one race. I am so sick the fuck out of hate America. Y’all try several races. Basically, social dipshits have decided to use the BLM  For their own reasons. Name one successful government that has this?!! You can’t. Canada is not even close. 
 

sorry for the rant. I’m just pissed. Goddamn what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!

take the Chaz out they killed a 16 year old kid. He had a life. Not a rap sheet as long as his arm. Just sayin!

Drunk Amy Schumer GIF

15 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck socialists! The thing is...what y’all duck fuck dipshit whore licking mama’s fat ass have to eat whatever is on the table numb from the womb cum stains...y’all have to depend on government. Run by who? If we just get the right ones in there? Socialism only works if you have one race. I am so sick the fuck out of hate America. Y’all try several races. Basically, social dipshits have decided to use the BLM  For their own reasons. Name one successful government that has this?!! You can’t. Canada is not even close. 
 

sorry for the rant. I’m just pissed. Goddamn what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!

take the Chaz out they killed a 16 year old kid. He had a life. Not a rap sheet as long as his arm. Just sayin!

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51 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Drunk Amy Schumer GIF

100%

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17 hours ago, tejas60 said:

post #245 maybe?

Or an illegal substance.  

Just kidding, now that the officials are looking for people banging on trash cans, other teams have to come up with different signals.

/toofuckingsoonfuckyoumlb

I remember when she posted on shaggy about getting tits, but does anyone remember why she didn't get the limp fixed instead? Did she think the tits were going to distract from the lump?

 

21 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I remember when she posted on shaggy about getting tits, but does anyone remember why she didn't get the limp fixed instead? Did she think the tits were going to distract from the lump?

 

I'm pretty sure there was a lumpectomy episode as well. 

On 7/1/2020 at 5:06 PM, Nicole44 said:

Fuck socialists! The thing is...what y’all duck fuck dipshit whore licking mama’s fat ass have to eat whatever is on the table numb from the womb cum stains...y’all have to depend on government. Run by who? If we just get the right ones in there? Socialism only works if you have one race. I am so sick the fuck out of hate America. Y’all try several races. Basically, social dipshits have decided to use the BLM  For their own reasons. Name one successful government that has this?!! You can’t. Canada is not even close. 
 

sorry for the rant. I’m just pissed. Goddamn what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!

take the Chaz out they killed a 16 year old kid. He had a life. Not a rap sheet as long as his arm. Just sayin!

Well allow me to retort:

 

So she's figured out how to access all of the people who subscribed to her CAM show and she's blackmailing them for endorsements? 

Gawd, I'd kill to have Leffingwell as our mayor now.

Can't believe I just said that.

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1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Looks like she got endorsed by former Mayor Lee Leffingwell.

 

First Don Zimmerman, and NowThis?

Wait until Jimmy starts using back channels to put all of her shit on blast....

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Oh sure. Like SHE went to havahd.


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So we're totally gonna put all of her shit on blast at exactly the right time. Right?

Or are we hoping she wins? That would be hilarious too.

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13 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So we're totally gonna put all of her shit on blast at exactly the right time. Right?

Or are we hoping she wins? That would be hilarious too.

It's going to be beautiful if she wins.  The City of Austin deserves it.

Shame that she'll check out after just a few meetings.  Then again, $67,000 maybe the most she's ever made, so she might stick it out.

I'm the guy who went to the Water Tank and snapped the pic of her with Tommy Bahama. She shook my hand. It was the lifeless, dead fish shake you'd expect to feel if you wanted to give a hand job to a week old corpse.

In 12 years she may be governor of Texas.

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Apparently she's a time traveler.  Because it's Monday, but he endorsed her on Tuesday.

 

20 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

wait til she wins.....

Not sure why I even asked. This is clearly the right answer. 

48 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So we're totally gonna put all of her shit on blast at exactly the right time. Right?

Or are we hoping she wins? That would be hilarious too.

 

37 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

wait til she wins.....

Some Surly asshole is going to get a $100 for the sharpie photos.

I think this is the moment that Whitman has been waiting for to make his reappearance.

You know he has all that shit saved on the cloud, with a flash drive backup

23 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

Some Surly asshole is going to get a $100 for the sharpie photos.

Sharpie in pooper? Lulz

Didn't whatever the NSFW board was over there get nuked by new ownership?  The internet never forgets though so it's out there somewhere.

20 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I don’t get the rationale to have her win. 

Many of us don't live in Austin anymore. 

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3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Many of us don't live in Austin anymore. 

If she won, you'd start watching the City Council meetings, wouldn't you?

It'd be an outrageous and brazen lie, even for her, but I don't see a single quote from Leffingwell in that endorsement. Don't they always include at least one line?

Looks like the Austin Monitor called Leffingwell and asked him if it was true.

https://www.austinmonitor.com/stories/whispers/leffingwell-endorses-flannigan-opponent-kelly/

“I was asked to endorse her,” Leffingwell said, by “some police friends of mine, retired policemen. I’ve always been a supporter of police and full funding of the police. I’ve got to support the candidate who supports the APD.” Leffingwell, who now lives in Hays County, said he is concerned about the possibility of a “massive cut” to the police department and thinks City Council is on a “dangerous path.” Kelly said, “I believe without the necessary funding we’re not going to be able to change (APD) for the better …. Our city won’t be as safe.” 

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

The ACC will be even further clown showed.

I mean, outside of Clemson, it's already a clown show.

On 7/6/2020 at 8:22 PM, tejas60 said:

wait til she wins.....

Like that crazy asshole who got himself elected head of the Travis County republican party several years ago and was subsequently removed in humiliating fashion? Lulz

btw, that clown was sane compared to fitlump..

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Like that crazy asshole who got himself elected head of the Travis County republican party several years ago and was subsequently removed in humiliating fashion? Lulz

btw, that clown was sane compared to fitlump..

This is exactly what would happen, and it would be hilarious, but she's not going to win.

Yeah this is the same city that was convinced by a few crooked council members that Uber and Lyft were bad. Austin deserves what it gets. 

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13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Like that crazy asshole who got himself elected head of the Travis County republican party several years ago and was subsequently removed in humiliating fashion? Lulz

btw, that clown was sane compared to fitlump..

The guy currently running for a State Board of Education seat?  Who made it into a runoff in the Republican primary that's currently going on?

I'm actually surprised he hasn't endorsed the subject of this thread.  Maybe he did, but twitter banned him, so who knows.

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