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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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#3651

The butt plug really ties the room together.  

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#3652

LOL at one of the things you put in (won't give it away).

one more wall accomplishment?
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#3653

If I may make one suggestion, a "participant trophy" for "Disaster Scientist 2017 Olympiad"  or is that the purple thing?  

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#3656
29 minutes ago, mchookem said:

it's like one of those 'find the objects' puzzles 🤣

I don’t see a Romeo Rose portrait displayed anywhere though.

#3659
On 5/18/2021 at 7:18 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

Did she call in sick? Is this why her office is accomplishing so much? 

#3660
39 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I'm not sure if I want to know what the Bert flavor of Pringles tastes like.  

GDit, I looked everywhere but the there to find Bert.  

#3661
55 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I'm not sure if I want to know what the Bert flavor of Pringles tastes like.  

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#3664
7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I don’t see a Romeo Rose portrait displayed anywhere though.

It's there.  On the stack of books that she's never read.

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#3667
8 hours ago, demos said:

After successfully getting an alien elected, Mackowiak is starting a UFO PAC

Romeo Rose needs to be involved with this somehow.  And Alex Jones.

We really need Fitlump to bring up UFOs at a City Council meeting.  Or we could tweet at her about them or something.

#3669

I know a storage closet in Norman, OK that has one already custom-made.   Previous owner’s wife wouldn’t let him pack it up for home when he retired.  

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#3672
12 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Uggghhh, just saw the nasty lump on Fox news talking about the homeless problem in Austin.

It gets better.  Or worse.  

Which one of you did this?

 

#3673

"Dear City Council, 

I would like to encourage you to continue allowing people to harass and scream at FitLump.

Thank you."

#3676

Oh, and she was cool with having her supporters go after Flannigan in his car, right?

#3678
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It gets better.  Or worse.  

Which one of you did this?

My guess is that it is all set up by Fitlump, to get her some attention! 

Would anyone here really be surprised?

#3679
4 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

My guess is that it is all set up by Fitlump, to get her some attention! 

Would anyone here really be surprised?

It's all a ploy to let her use her office as a permanent apartment for her and her kid. 

#3684
38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is something not showing up?

Or are you talking about this video:

 

OK, I definitely missed something. WTF was that?

#3686
On 5/18/2021 at 6:16 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Mackenzie, I would have turned out the fucking light if my kid was that tired. Also, her friends will mock her for this.

 

Nah, she knocked the kid unconscious is what happened.

#3688
21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Nah, she knocked the kid unconscious is what happened.

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#3690
30 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Hmmm . . .?

 

Are we sure the person yelling at her never smoked meth?

#3693
43 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

The purse is unquestionably cheugy. 

(Caution: broad stereotyping about to commence) Battle lines between Zoomers and Millennials are heating up - as the millennials suffer mid-life crisis after mid-life crisis. 

Boomers bought a Porsche/cock extension.

Gen X'ers did not give a fuck and eased into cynical nihilism.

Millennials quiver in horror as they become the heirs apparent to Boomerism.

And Zoomers just want anyone older to die off so they can move forward to the future.

 

#3694
26 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

And Zoomers just want anyone older to die off so they can move forward to the future.

 

Zoomers are looking at their future camping around City Hall, the Town Lake trails, Ben White, and along downtown streets.

#3695

FitLump, to the person holding the phone:

"I'm going to talk a bunch of shit to them and when I give you the signal, start recording."

#3696
28 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Zoomers are looking at their future camping around City Hall, the Town Lake trails, Ben White, and along downtown streets.

Future tiny house locations

This Three-Story Tiny House Fits In The Footprint Of A Parking Space

 

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#3697
6 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

I thought the red shit had been put out to pasture. 

4 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

2 hours ago, Deej said:

FitLump, to the person holding the phone:

"I'm going to talk a bunch of shit to them and when I give you the signal, start recording."

You know how bullfighters wave a red cape to get the bull's attention?

 

 

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