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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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The butt plug really ties the room together.  

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LOL at one of the things you put in (won't give it away).

one more wall accomplishment?
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If I may make one suggestion, a "participant trophy" for "Disaster Scientist 2017 Olympiad"  or is that the purple thing?  

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it's like one of those 'find the objects' puzzles 🤣

After successfully getting an alien elected, Mackowiak is starting a UFO PAC

29 minutes ago, mchookem said:

it's like one of those 'find the objects' puzzles 🤣

I don’t see a Romeo Rose portrait displayed anywhere though.

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I don’t see a Romeo Rose portrait displayed anywhere though.

Next to the anal lube?

On 5/18/2021 at 7:18 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

Did she call in sick? Is this why her office is accomplishing so much? 

39 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I'm not sure if I want to know what the Bert flavor of Pringles tastes like.  

GDit, I looked everywhere but the there to find Bert.  

55 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I'm not sure if I want to know what the Bert flavor of Pringles tastes like.  

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That doesn't look like Bert.  Saw on FB that Pringles has a Baconator flavored chips.  Anyone try these? 

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7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I don’t see a Romeo Rose portrait displayed anywhere though.

It's there.  On the stack of books that she's never read.

ramjet:

Great Gatsby Movie GIF by Sony

8 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Damn, I love Surly. 

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Just now, Deej said:

Damn, I love Surly. 

If we had a hall-of-fame forum to display the best stuff, that would be up there.

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8 hours ago, demos said:

After successfully getting an alien elected, Mackowiak is starting a UFO PAC

Romeo Rose needs to be involved with this somehow.  And Alex Jones.

We really need Fitlump to bring up UFOs at a City Council meeting.  Or we could tweet at her about them or something.

I know a storage closet in Norman, OK that has one already custom-made.   Previous owner’s wife wouldn’t let him pack it up for home when he retired.  

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Fucker. I thought for a second she actually had that Harvard shit on the wall. She would do it.

Uggghhh, just saw the nasty lump on Fox news talking about the homeless problem in Austin.

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12 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Uggghhh, just saw the nasty lump on Fox news talking about the homeless problem in Austin.

It gets better.  Or worse.  

Which one of you did this?

 

"Dear City Council, 

I would like to encourage you to continue allowing people to harass and scream at FitLump.

Thank you."

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Which one of you did this?

 

the metal pipe is a dead give away.  it's Jeff Gillooly

It was a building maintenance guy yelling at her to get out of his way.

Oh, and she was cool with having her supporters go after Flannigan in his car, right?

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20 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

the metal pipe is a dead give away.  it's Jeff Gillooly

day ride GIF

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It gets better.  Or worse.  

Which one of you did this?

My guess is that it is all set up by Fitlump, to get her some attention! 

Would anyone here really be surprised?

4 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

My guess is that it is all set up by Fitlump, to get her some attention! 

Would anyone here really be surprised?

It's all a ploy to let her use her office as a permanent apartment for her and her kid. 

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15 hours ago, PhillyD said:

She's lying.

Is something not showing up?

Or are you talking about this video:

 

Chaz wannabes need to take a pipe to that wardrobe. 

I thought the red shit had been put out to pasture. 

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is something not showing up?

Or are you talking about this video:

 

OK, I definitely missed something. WTF was that?

On 5/18/2021 at 6:16 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Mackenzie, I would have turned out the fucking light if my kid was that tired. Also, her friends will mock her for this.

 

Nah, she knocked the kid unconscious is what happened.

21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Nah, she knocked the kid unconscious is what happened.

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i'm sure that's not being added to a custody motion right now

30 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Hmmm . . .?

 

Are we sure the person yelling at her never smoked meth?

I thought that video was her stopping by a Surly happy hour.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is something not showing up?

Or are you talking about this video:

 

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

43 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

The purse is unquestionably cheugy. 

(Caution: broad stereotyping about to commence) Battle lines between Zoomers and Millennials are heating up - as the millennials suffer mid-life crisis after mid-life crisis. 

Boomers bought a Porsche/cock extension.

Gen X'ers did not give a fuck and eased into cynical nihilism.

Millennials quiver in horror as they become the heirs apparent to Boomerism.

And Zoomers just want anyone older to die off so they can move forward to the future.

 

26 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

And Zoomers just want anyone older to die off so they can move forward to the future.

 

Zoomers are looking at their future camping around City Hall, the Town Lake trails, Ben White, and along downtown streets.

FitLump, to the person holding the phone:

"I'm going to talk a bunch of shit to them and when I give you the signal, start recording."

28 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Zoomers are looking at their future camping around City Hall, the Town Lake trails, Ben White, and along downtown streets.

Future tiny house locations

This Three-Story Tiny House Fits In The Footprint Of A Parking Space

 

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6 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

I thought the red shit had been put out to pasture. 

4 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

2 hours ago, Deej said:

FitLump, to the person holding the phone:

"I'm going to talk a bunch of shit to them and when I give you the signal, start recording."

You know how bullfighters wave a red cape to get the bull's attention?

 

 

7 hours ago, phdhorn said:

I thought that video was her stopping by a Surly happy hour.

 

@MissingInAction isn't there hitting on here so it was NOT a surly happy hour

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