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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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58 minutes ago, Godzillatron said:

 they would run the other way if they knew what this board knows.

You could say that about a lot of groups in Austin.

Hell, that could be our new tagline.

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2 hours ago, demos said:

Wonder if P ever saw her camgirl show

Probably subscribed.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Seems like we could arrange to drop some knowledge. 

Why? Let the regards hang themselves by her petards.

 

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On 6/2/2021 at 7:24 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The past two weeks have seen her take her dress game to a new level.

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On 6/1/2021 at 12:38 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Didn't make it past 0:19.  

Froze it. 

quitter, i made it to 1:26 before it froze

They're gonna need a bigger closet for all those guys. 

55 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Looks like she missed work to join a cult in Florida:

https://clubforgrowthfoundation.org/fellowship/fellows-2021/

I'm guessing fellowship in the "Club for Growth Foundation" is recruiting young conservative politicians for national coordinated efforts. 

"Serving Austin's elderly population is another passion of Kelly's" 

I guess selling stolen home care client info qualifies?

Just now, RPM said:

"Serving Austin's elderly population is another passion of Kelly's" 

I guess selling stolen home care client info qualifies?

Her entire bio could be fact checked to hell. 

Just now, Pasken said:

Her entire bio could be fact checked to hell. 

Her Harvard education is missing.

That dress needs to be put out to pasture or out of its misery. Not sure which.

22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The red dress is back in the rotation

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When you have a rotation of 3 it never leaves. 

22 hours ago, demos said:

That dress needs to be put out to pasture or out of its misery. Not sure which.

Those shoes are hideous. Guess it's hard to find stylish ones that fit a claw.

I think all of us have been way too influenced by Airplane nttatwwt

^ Well, cut her some slack, she just finished horsing around before the airport. 

You know, I’ve been thinking. She probably thinks you dumbasses elected her because she showed you her tits.

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2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

You know, I’ve been thinking. She probably thinks you dumbasses elected her because she showed you her tits.

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She now lives in the airport parking garage.

 

 

8 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

what a stupid bitch

I wouldn't talk that way about our next mayor. 

Sounds like she does! I like her style!

Strangely, Macowiak seems to be friendly with her on her twitter.

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On 6/3/2021 at 7:49 PM, Deej said:

Must have been a long night with Shaggy3.0.

It was.

 

We did.

 

Have ragerts.

 

 

49 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

It was.

 

We did.

 

Have ragerts.

 

 

Did the Penicillin help?

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3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Does Amy know about surly's very own fitlump?

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I bet they want to hear sex workers’ opinions on the homeless and public safety

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7 hours ago, Pasken said:

I wouldn't talk that way about our next mayor. 

And today was her first sponsored resolution, on the path to becoming our next mayor.

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Item 85

Approve a resolution directing the City Manager to engage in dialogue with Williamson, Travis, and Hays County and social service providers in these counties about homelessness-related opportunities of interest to the City and respective County, including real estate transactions and other mutual investments.

Sponsors: Council Member Mackenzie Kelly, Council Member Leslie Pool, Mayor Steve Adler, Council Member Ann Kitchen.

And the letter (in case it cuts off https://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=361857 )

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On 6/4/2021 at 3:33 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The red dress is back in the rotation

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On 6/6/2021 at 2:53 PM, atomheartbevo said:

New dress maybe.

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The lump... it is changing... it's moving,  or maybe it's spreading... it looks like it's becoming a fluid-filled hematoma...

Maybe someone could pop it back to the horn-like growth it used to be? 

Hopefully she gets salmonella.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes it is.

 

 

A few days ago, she was scared for her safety. Now she’s “strolling” around City Hall and playing with homeless pets. Right.....

On 5/28/2021 at 10:02 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Working hard or hardly working?

 

It's almost like she's in the legislature.  When she finally does run, will she say "re-elect?"

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes it is.

 

 

Between his homeless owner and being handled by FitLump, that chicken is leading it's worst life ever. 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes it is.

 

 

So some homeless dude asked her to hold his cock? I’m guessing not what she was expecting here. 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

Hopefully she gets salmonella.

Hopefully the chicken doesn't get herpes.

I’m too lazy to look for it in the thread but I’ve got someone here in town that lives in Austin but is unfamiliar with fitlump’s prior antics. Anyone have a link to a site or a post on this thread that details her exploits?

24 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m too lazy to look for it in the thread but I’ve got someone here in town that lives in Austin but is unfamiliar with fitlump’s prior antics. Anyone have a link to a site or a post on this thread that details her exploits?

https://archive.is/ivW52

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So at the end of May, she went on Fox News, and there was a video of her being "confronted" by a homeless person, and got it spread nation-wide among FNC viewers that Austin was dangerous as hell and homeless people were stalking us everywhere.

A nation-wide audience got this:

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Austin, Texas City Council Member Mackenzie Kelly, who said she was harassed by homeless people near City Hall, raised safety concerns about the encampment in the area on "Fox & Friends First" on Thursday. 

"My biggest concern here is for safety," Kelly said. "These people [are] armed with machetes, they have metal pipes, they have sticks, walkie-talkies and they are wearing bullet proof vests." 

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"They have not only harassed me, but I have had city staff come into my office over the last several days thanking me for speaking out about it because they’re experiencing the same thing," she continued.

 

NowThis

 

She blocked me on Twitter for posting her covered up pic that said “it’s not like I’m running for office” “hate you fucktards”. One person did see it and respond tho

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