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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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On 6/7/2021 at 7:44 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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This isn't getting enough attention here.

Somebody playing the long game here, or do you just want to watch the world burn?

Looks like foxy troxy is running for senate.

8 minutes ago, demos said:

Looks like foxy troxy is running for senate.

*state senate 

10 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

She blocked me on Twitter for posting her covered up pic that said “it’s not like I’m running for office” “hate you fucktards”. One person did see it and respond tho

The internet never forgets. 

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The internet never forgets. 

She knows this and still entered politics. Balls the size of her forehead. 

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She's releasing official statements, and they are being retweeted by the media.  When does she run for mayor?

 

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27 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Have to admit thats a good community outreach idea. Creating a situation where cops and their victims can humanize each other.

I'm impressed that she got Shipley Donuts to cover the cost.

But I didn't realize she has her own office.  

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If we'd just get a Surly poster elected to city council, they could get a "field office" that could be the unofficial Surly hang out.

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It's a decent-sized office that could hold a decent bar and a bunch of large TVs

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She's releasing official statements, and they are being retweeted by the media.  When does she run for mayor?
 

“Steals” our commitment?
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's starting to figure out how lighting works for or against her lump.

 

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Many of us are working to make the city a better place for her daughter? (I know what she meant, but again, phrasing)

She tags #txlege a lot, but make no mistake, she's not taking a pay cut to run for the legislature.

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Wasn't there a tweet about going to an internship or something at a radio station, and she got a ticket on the way?

Also, that SUV has seen some wear and tear on the paint job.

Many of us are working to make the city a better place for her daughter? (I know what she meant, but again, phrasing)
She tags #txlege a lot, but make no mistake, she's not taking a pay cut to run for the legislature.

She’ll get a consulting gig if she becomes a state leg
On 6/12/2021 at 12:09 PM, atomheartbevo said:

She's releasing official statements, and they are being retweeted by the media.  When does she run for mayor?

 

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No photos of her getting gangbanged on a pinball table at the "Coffee with a cop" function?

She's slipping. 

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8 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

She is getting better at the game. She is showing resilience. Great job surly. 

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11 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

She is getting better at the game. She is showing resilience. Great job surly. 

I keep thinking she has to have a handler of sorts.  She's not had any major mishaps outside of the the APD/Proud Boys fiasco back in November, her social media game has been pretty clean of the more nationally polarizing stuff, she's tapping into major issues in Austin while playing both sides.  She's picked up some national name recognition with her Fox News appearance over the "homeless are harassing me" but when people pointed out that Austin is not as bad as she was making it out and it sure looked like she was presenting only one side of that encounter, within the week she had pivoted into the whole "the homeless should have our compassion, we need to help them out! (while hiding them in the greenbelts)" thing.  She has hobnobbed with some of the power players in the state, but tossed some of them under the bus when they fell out of favor.

It's really uncanny.  It's like she's finally found her calling.

Way to go Nasty's/NSAA?

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Hey guys, she wants you to know that the events at City Hall this morning were difficult for everyone involved.

She wants you to know how difficult they were, so she retweeted this

 

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In case you couldn't see the photos, she's claiming that somebody is calling her a Nazi. 

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I found this old shop of mine form the old days, I don’t even remember what the dude was briefly shaggy famous for lol. 

 

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She was just on the news in DFW.
Being interviewed about the homeless people getting their tents taken up outside of City. hall today.

2 hours ago, Covri said:

I found this old shop of mine form the old days, I don’t even remember what the dude was briefly shaggy famous for lol. 

 

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It doesn’t even matter.  Just post her cam whore pics.

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Anybody want to have her come over to their house and have her talk about some issue?

 

She was just on the news in DFW.
Being interviewed about the homeless people getting their tents taken up outside of City. hall today.

They just moved the ones that were in the way of some construction. The rest of the tents are still there.
16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

In case you couldn't see the photos, she's claiming that somebody is calling her a Nazi. 

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It looks like Nazi was added later in a different shade of chalk. Hmmm...

Kelly showed up at a Brigid Shea campaign event tonight. I’d dare say she was the only Republican in attendance. Certainly the only R elected official.

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She also did a meet & greet with the APD cadets.  Probably regaled them with tales of her time as the President of the Austin Police Department's Citizen Police Academy's 100th class.  And she thanked them for their service?

 

She definitely has a competent person on her staff.  No way she is arranging all these events, media appearances, and social media comments on her own.

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Someone with photoshop skills...

 

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No doubt a lot of problems got solved in this room.

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They really accentuate her cankles. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

They really accentuate her cankles. 

which is what they are designed to do; takes attention away from her horn

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