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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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12 hours ago, bolverk said:

I've never interacted with her twat machine.

Wear a rubber, dude.

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7 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

OK, who is Nazis4Mack?

I don't know, but I'd buy them a beer.

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35 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

OK, who is Nazis4Mack?

26 minutes ago, RPM said:

I don't know, but I'd buy them a beer.

What if the "Mack" part is "Mack Brown"?

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What if the "Mack" part is "Mack Brown"?

your issue with his username is the mack part?

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1 hour ago, strangulation! said:

your issue with his username is the mack part?

It's 2021.

She's obviously Patient 1 in that filing. Perv doc was feeling her up & sexting with her in exchange for writing her scrips for drugs. I was prescribed Soma almost 10 years ago for some severe back spasms. That shit worked, but I hope to never need to use it again. That shit put me on another planet.

You mean in addition to being an attention whore, she’s a pill popping part time mom/cam whore/escort? 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This stupid whore will be governor one day. 

No she won’t.  [says the guy who swore we’d never elect Donald Fucking Trump President]

No she won’t.  [says the guy who swore we’d never elect Donald Fucking Trump President]

So….you pretty much just guaranteed it.

Note: I predicted this quite some time ago. As I predicted the Trump presidency not long after he announced.

America, 21st century: assume the worst, and be correct.

I have come to the conclusion, after reading some of the Bird thread, that fitlump is a drone.

the transmitter is contained within the dome lump.

that awkward moment at myriad Austin breweries, when the patrons all recognize Kelly from her barfly days, and have no idea who the other 9 people are she's with.  

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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

that awkward moment at myriad Austin breweries, when the patrons all recognize Kelly from her barfly days, and have no idea who the other 9 people are she's with.  

It would be funny to see her denied entrance to the Water Tank while the others are admitted.

Sounds like something a rejected bar fly would say after getting barred from a dive.

😅

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30 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

WTF is happening here?

We are heading towards the singularity. 

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29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We are heading towards the singularity

forthwith. If not us, who?

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18 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

forthwith. If not us, who?

Where we're going, we don't need lumps.

 

She knows that swallowing loads from a guy with one testicle doesn't technically qualify as helping disabled people in the community, right? 

On 6/14/2021 at 10:59 AM, atomheartbevo said:

I keep thinking she has to have a handler of sorts.  She's not had any major mishaps outside of the the APD/Proud Boys fiasco back in November, her social media game has been pretty clean of the more nationally polarizing stuff, she's tapping into major issues in Austin while playing both sides.  She's picked up some national name recognition with her Fox News appearance over the "homeless are harassing me" but when people pointed out that Austin is not as bad as she was making it out and it sure looked like she was presenting only one side of that encounter, within the week she had pivoted into the whole "the homeless should have our compassion, we need to help them out! (while hiding them in the greenbelts)" thing.  She has hobnobbed with some of the power players in the state, but tossed some of them under the bus when they fell out of favor.

It's really uncanny.  It's like she's finally found her calling.

Way to go Nasty's/NSAA?

She worked closely with Matt Mackowiak during her campaign. While I don't particularly like the guy, he's damn good at what he does. I'm betting he either told her who to hire, or has shared some best practices for managing the crazy.

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She knows that swallowing loads from a guy with one testicle doesn't technically qualify as helping disabled people in the community, right? 

Apparently not.

50 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She knows that swallowing loads from a guy with one testicle doesn't technically qualify as helping disabled people in the community, right? 

She did say it’s her community. 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

She knows that swallowing loads from a guy with one testicle doesn't technically qualify as helping disabled people in the community, right? 

She claims to have an invisible disability, which requires her to bring her "emotional support dog" to restaurants, bars, grocery stores, and hotels. 

Mackenzie Kelly goes four wheeling with Mike Fontana, who murdered three terminally ill patients at a military hospital in 2009. 

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She seems to hang out with a weird array of people.  

City Council is so fucking weird to me, as a concept. You get people like Delia Garza; actual firefighter with AFD, then law school graduate and lawyer, councilmember and most recently elected county attorney. She's on her way up in the world, and is genuinely motivated to help people and this city.  And on the other end of the spectrum, fitlump. 

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

She seems to hang out with a weird array of people.  

So far, two known pedophiles, one known murderer, one known doper bicyclist with a single ball and clock, one known whatever-the-fuck Romeo Rose is, and a bunch of unknown assholes from the internet. 

And somehow all of those people are less nefarious than her other friend-Dan Patrick.  

Has anyone with a Spotify account listened to this:

 

 

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4 hours ago, smuggs said:

Has anyone with a Spotify account listened to this:

 

 

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it's greyed out--unplayable.  Based on the copyright, I assume it's some kind of talk radio bit.

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