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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 She's been doing radio shows, live streams, etc.

Cam shows?

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

She's the perfect candidate for the Todd and Don crowd. 

I don't know much about Austin radio / Don and Todd but Kelly sounds like a loon, and nothing short of it. 

Flannigan is getting there.  I saw on the council message board earlier this week where he wants to take a wrecking ball to APD headquarters. 

But please, let's engage a consultant first, always a first step, to find someone other than sap in Dallas from earlier this summer.     

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We're so screwed. 

His point was that the APD building itself is past its planned lifespan and the property its sitting on is extremely well placed and could better serve the community as a number of other things especially after 35 is buried. 

You would also be decentralizing police presence throughout the city instead of congregating downtown. 

19 minutes ago, Pasken said:

His point was that the APD building itself is past its planned lifespan and the property its sitting on is extremely well placed and could better serve the community as a number of other things especially after 35 is buried. 

You would also be decentralizing police presence throughout the city instead of congregating downtown. 

Why that's a nuanced opinion that doesn't fit on a bumper sticker. How dare you introduce this kind of discourse into our political discussion?

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

His point was that the APD building itself is past its planned lifespan and the property its sitting on is extremely well placed and could better serve the community as a number of other things especially after 35 is buried. 

You would also be decentralizing police presence throughout the city instead of congregating downtown. 

I didn't realize that building was very old but now that I think about it did maybe serve as Muny Court prior to APD I think so probably aged. 

I'll stand by my assertion that they find a different wrecking ball than that used in Dallas. 

4 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

I don't know much about Austin radio / Don and Todd but Kelly sounds like a loon, and nothing short of it. 

Flannigan is getting there.  I saw on the council message board earlier this week where he wants to take a wrecking ball to APD headquarters.

We absolutely should, in my opinion, for three reasons:

1) That building is falling apart and the cost of maintenance is ridiculously high

2) Using land that valuable for a jail and motor pool is absurd and wasteful while also lowering service quality, on top of  the municipal court being inconvenient for citizens. 

3) Returning that land to the tax base would pay for its own replacement on land the city already owns elsewhere and reduce the burden on homeowners. 

 

oh, and if the police HQ wasn't there, you wouldn't have the criminal element hanging around that part of downtown. 

You sure you don't listen to Todd and Donn?

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

3) Returning that land to the tax base would pay for its own replacement on land the city already owns elsewhere and reduce the burden on homeowners. 

More than likely the COA would buy land from one of the council members croneys for 3 times market value

9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

PornHub?

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9 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

I didn't realize that building was very old but now that I think about it did maybe serve as Muny Court prior to APD I think so probably aged. 

I'll stand by my assertion that they find a different wrecking ball than that used in Dallas. 

It did serve as muny court and about 50 jail holding cells.

I paid many a ticket, attended many a court date, and served plenty of jail time in that building 20 years ago.

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I don't live in Austin anymore, thank the Lord.  But man I hope she wins, just for the lulz.  Does she have a wiki page yet?

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10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So, it's fairly obvious, but just to be clear she's declaring herself as a Republican, right?

Is there a Hooor party? 

 

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23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So, it's fairly obvious, but just to be clear she's declaring herself as a Republican, right?

You saw the Travis County GOP retweeting her stuff, and her retweeting various GOP organizations and leaders, right?  And you saw how much she's pandering to the religious types as well, right?

24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So, it's fairly obvious, but just to be clear she's declaring herself as a Republican, right?

She and Owen Shroyer are the fresh new faces of the TravCo GOP.

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You saw the Travis County GOP retweeting her stuff, and her retweeting various GOP organizations and leaders, right?  And you saw how much she's pandering to the religious types as well, right?

No. Because I don’t follow twitter or know who the Travis county GOP people are...because I live in Houston and don’t give a fuck about the GOP 

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21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

She and Owen Shroyer are the fresh new faces of the TravCo GOP.

Did they replace Robert Morrow?

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16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No. Because I don’t follow twitter or know who the Travis county GOP people are...because I live in Houston and don’t give a fuck about the GOP 

She's a hero.  A real hero.  Not just one who's going to put on hockey pads and say they'll pose:

 

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What a softball, my goodness. 

yes the lump does look like a softball. 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

She and Owen Shroyer are the fresh new faces of the TravCo GOP.

Too bad Morrow’s out. Would have been a fun show to watch.

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Too bad Morrow’s out. Would have been a fun show to watch.

Morrow's probably got all of her old pics saved somewhere.

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She really is lucky that Flannigan, whatever else he maybe, is enough of a nice person to have not put all of her shit on blast.

Because if she had a bunch of photos from Flannigan posting his junk and cam whoring, I have absolutely no doubt she would have made sure they were all over twitter and that she would have had reporters questioning him about it.

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's a hero.  A real hero.  Not just one who's going to put on hockey pads and say they'll pose:

 

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You know the reason for all the Batman references and costumes?

She's bat shit crazy.  

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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She's used to them slapping across her face. 

She really is lucky that Flannigan, whatever else he maybe, is enough of a nice person to have not put all of her shit on blast.
Because if she had a bunch of photos from Flannigan posting his junk and cam whoring, I have absolutely no doubt she would have made sure they were all over twitter and that she would have had reporters questioning him about it.
Because Flannigan showing his pecker is old news.

https://www.kxan.com/news/council-member-flannigan-says-nude-photos-are-online-harassment/

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3 hours ago, Red Six said:

Holee shit, did not know that.   My post backwards aged poorly or something.  

Maybe she’s self-aware enough not to use them, knowing that there’s a trove of her stuff out there.  

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe she’s self-aware ...

lulz

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So if people are doing something that she doesn't agree with, our city royally sucks ass and is going to shit.

But if it's the cops doing something, our city is something to be proud of.

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Is it weird that the thing that bothers me most is her blatant plagiarism of a much better twitter account?

Oh shit!!!

Welp, it was going to eventually come out anyway. Guess, I'll just pull out my lawn chair and watch the fireworks.

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The cat is out of the bag for sure.

A fun trip down memory lane.

 

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I forgot about Lance and the weather dude tapping it.  LOL.  

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42 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Is it weird that the thing that bothers me most is her blatant plagiarism of a much better twitter account?

Was she really stealing quotes from a fucking Star Trek meme account?  

 

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7 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

The cat is out of the bag for sure.

A fun trip down memory lane.

https://archive.vn/N7vOD

I wonder if it's somebody from Surly posting that on twitter, but then, it's the internet, and she's pissing off plenty of people, and it wouldn't be hard to dig it up.  And that's an almost 10 year-old account anyways.

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How the hell is this woman still a thing lol. Such gold

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wonder if it's somebody from Surly posting that on twitter, but then, it's the internet, and she's pissing off plenty of people, and it wouldn't be hard to dig it up.

I'd say it's pretty likely. Can't remember all the details, but wasn't there a group from another board who came along digging up shit on Romeo Rose for us?

Also, after skimming that, it looks like whoever is responsible forgot to include her fake broken arm.

9 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

The cat is out of the bag for sure.

A fun trip down memory lane.

 

https://archive.vn/N7vOD

 

I forgot about Lance and the weather dude tapping it.  LOL.  

Great read for sure, I forgot about that page somebody compiled.  

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4 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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How long until she shows up on here pissed off?

Jokes on you. She's been posting as Hugo the whole time.

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