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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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2 hours ago, bolverk said:

The squirrel got nuked, so good luck with that. Can't even pull up the non-censored pics of her tits if you tried (unless one of the degenerates around here saved them). Speaking of which, when are Nicole's three weeks up, and is she planning to make a run?

I'm certain @Whitman has copies, but I think he gone

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5 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'm certain @Whitman has copies, but I think he gone

They are on an archived website or two mentioned earlier in this thread.  

Probably on the first page or two, when we were so naive in thinking she'd flame out and embarrass herself with a big loss.

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On 10/6/2021 at 6:59 PM, Biff Tannen said:

So I don’t check in here often, mainly out of fear, but it seems like we are fucked. We’re fucked right?

She crossed the streams and hung out with city council members of Austin, Minnesota.

 

I wonder how many Shaggy screenshots of her and her posts he has received?

I also wonder how many pics of Romeo Rose's junk he's had to wade through?

Lol at thinking anything about her past would disqualify her, whether it be her cam girl past, nudes, or anything else.  We are way past holding elected officials to those types of ethical or moral standards in this country.

can't wait til she becomes governor of texas


You misspelled “President of the United States.”

So I don’t check in here often, mainly out of fear, but it seems like we are fucked. We’re fucked right?


Dude….”fucked” doesn’t even begin to cover it. We don’t live in the stupidest timeline. We live in a timeline so stupid that the former stupidest timeline points and laughs at it.
Lol at thinking anything about her past would disqualify her, whether it be her cam girl past, nudes, or anything else.  We are way past holding elected officials to those types of ethical or moral standards in this country.

There are people who overcame adversity, things like alcoholism, infidelity, bad jobs, and even nudes. They were associated with bad people, had bad breaks, etc. Then they redeemed themselves. Thats not what this is.

Fitlump made all these mistakes, and never turned it around except she fine tuned her grift and settled into the present environment.

There are people who overcame adversity, things like alcoholism, infidelity, bad jobs, and even nudes. They were associated with bad people, had bad breaks, etc. Then they redeemed themselves. Thats not what this is.

Fitlump made all these mistakes, and never turned it around except she fine tuned her grift and settled into the present environment.

TLDR version: all of her horrible traits - the bad judgment, pathological lying, and narcissism - are not bugs of the new political reality. They are positive features.
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3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

There are people who overcame adversity, things like alcoholism, infidelity, bad jobs, and even nudes. They were associated with bad people, had bad breaks, etc. Then they redeemed themselves. Thats not what this is.

Fitlump made all these mistakes, and never turned it around except she fine tuned her grift and settled into the present environment.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

TLDR version: all of her horrible traits - the bad judgment, pathological lying, and narcissism - are not bugs of the new political reality. They are positive features.

The things she did were voluntary and she's unapologetic for all of it.  Definitely a feature.

I admire her grift though.

Still think we should work on getting a Surly member elected to something local.  I think getting "OU SUCKS" in the minutes of various city council meetings would only be a positive thing.

 

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Remember her ankle injury?  Maybe it's been featured somewhere.

Well, Austin Bergstrom did a feature on her having to use a wheelchair.

"Council Member Mackenzie Kelly, who had an ankle injury during a recent flight, said she had a great experience with wheelchair access at the Austin airport. She said she was able to get dropped off curbside and was picked up by a wheelchair provider who took her through security and all the way to her gate. 

“I will say that getting through the TSA line seemed a little bit more efficient for someone who was in a wheelchair,” Kelly said. “The attendant gave me the opportunity to stop and get something to eat before we got to the gate and also gave me the opportunity to use the bathroom by taking me there. I know that (the experience) is not always going to be good for everyone, so I’m excited to hear that there are ways that people who might have a less than ideal experience are able to speak up about it so that we can improve the process.”

God almighty politics is disgusting. Especially local politics.

Maybe I’m jaded because I just had a zoning case at city council last night. Which we won but holy shit I have to hold my nose the whole way through the process.

Just horrible.

23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Remember her ankle injury?  Maybe it's been featured somewhere.

Well, Austin Bergstrom did a feature on her having to use a wheelchair.

"Council Member Mackenzie Kelly, who had an ankle injury during a recent flight, said she had a great experience with wheelchair access at the Austin airport. She said she was able to get dropped off curbside and was picked up by a wheelchair provider who took her through security and all the way to her gate. 

“I will say that getting through the TSA line seemed a little bit more efficient for someone who was in a wheelchair,” Kelly said. “The attendant gave me the opportunity to stop and get something to eat before we got to the gate and also gave me the opportunity to use the bathroom by taking me there. I know that (the experience) is not always going to be good for everyone, so I’m excited to hear that there are ways that people who might have a less than ideal experience are able to speak up about it so that we can improve the process.”

Just saw that tweet, and was coming here to post it.

Who is running her twitter account, or is she now posting social media in the 3rd person?

14 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Just saw that tweet, and was coming here to post it.

Who is running her twitter account, or is she now posting social media in the 3rd person?

Well, the lump counts so...

God almighty politics is disgusting. Especially local politics.

Maybe I’m jaded because I just had a zoning case at city council last night. Which we won but holy shit I have to hold my nose the whole way through the process.

Just horrible.

Hey, aren’t your Fitlump? I’ve seen your tits!
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7 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Hey, aren’t your Fitlump? I’ve seen your tits!

And bought your underwear!

Errr...maybe that was another Shaggy poster.

her twitter profile photo vs reality cracks me up. 

 

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bad lighting on the porch...

On 10/13/2021 at 11:16 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Remember her ankle injury?  Maybe it's been featured somewhere.

Well, Austin Bergstrom did a feature on her having to use a wheelchair.

"Council Member Mackenzie Kelly, who had an ankle injury during a recent flight, said she had a great experience with wheelchair access at the Austin airport. She said she was able to get dropped off curbside and was picked up by a wheelchair provider who took her through security and all the way to her gate. 

“I will say that getting through the TSA line seemed a little bit more efficient for someone who was in a wheelchair,” Kelly said. “The attendant gave me the opportunity to stop and get something to eat before we got to the gate and also gave me the opportunity to use the bathroom by taking me there. I know that (the experience) is not always going to be good for everyone, so I’m excited to hear that there are ways that people who might have a less than ideal experience are able to speak up about it so that we can improve the process.”

Horseshit.

when we returned to ABIA early from our aborted London trip 3 years ago due to Mrs. Brat’s serious accident, I had to push her wheelchair up that quarter mile passageway from the plane into customs.

Guess I shoulda lied and claimed we were buds with some council tool.

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She gets around  I guess Nashville is now like Austin.  That’s like the tenth city that’s like Austin

  

 

how the hell do you get an ankle injury bad enough to require a wheelchair DURING a flight?? 🤔

6 hours ago, mchookem said:

how the hell do you get an ankle injury bad enough to require a wheelchair DURING a flight?? 🤔

If you've never hastily pivoted off your already bad ankle to get to the aft liquor storage while it was unattended, then you've never truly flown.  

7 hours ago, mchookem said:

how the hell do you get an ankle injury bad enough to require a wheelchair DURING a flight?? 🤔

That cockpit isn’t as roomy as some believe. 

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

how the hell do you get an ankle injury bad enough to require a wheelchair DURING a flight?? 🤔

 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

If you've never hastily pivoted off your already bad ankle to get to the aft liquor storage while it was unattended, then you've never truly flown.  

 

59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

That cockpit isn’t as roomy as some believe. 

Seriously, haven't we all seen this act enough to know that she isn't injured; she is an attention whore, who had faked injury several times before. 
It is an old, reliable, scheme for her - no idea what the end game is, but she likes the attention.
Hi Fitlump - we know that you read this thread, mainly because it is about you

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

how the hell do you get an ankle injury bad enough to require a wheelchair DURING a flight?? 🤔

They used a bit too much force while duct taping her to her seat. 

Whole lotta old white people in all those ‘representative’ tweet pics.  

 

And the winner of the "Can you show what is wrong with Texas politics in one photo" contest is ......

how the hell do you get an ankle injury bad enough to require a wheelchair DURING a flight?? [emoji848]

I saw Dwayne Wade get a wheelchair ride off the court for a hurt shoulder. Attention horse gonna attention horse.
She gets around  I guess Nashville is now like Austin.  That’s like the tenth city that’s like Austin
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Who’s paying for all these trips. Hopefully her campaign donors, but probably the rest of us.
On 10/18/2021 at 4:52 PM, demos said:


Who’s paying for all these trips. Hopefully her campaign donors, but probably the rest of us.

Shit didn't we foot the bill for the whole group of cunts to fly to Europe to study bike lanes or some shit?

We paid for them to fly to California to get advice on handling the homeless issue.

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

We paid for them to fly to California to get advice on handling the homeless issue.

So we just paid for them to fly to Nashville to get advice on handling shitty garage bands or something?

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I guess she was unconfirmed before?

Also, really wish we could hop in a time machine and go back to TOS and tell everybody "by the way, in 2021, FL will be invited to speak at various rallies and events, and she'll be getting $75,000 a year and a paid staff from Austin taxpayers" just so the TOS posters could crowd-source us for making batshit stuff up.

 

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And the winner of the "Can you show what is wrong with Texas politics in one photo" contest is ......

She’s never looked better. Wow!
On 7/22/2021 at 4:29 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Fitlump earning the bucks.  Fucking 2021, still can't believe this.

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Unfucking real. Just unreal.

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2 hours ago, Pasken said:

Unfucking real. Just unreal.

2021 is really 2020 won.

2022 is really 2020 too.

doomed friday the 13th GIF

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Click on the photos - the projector has some kind of Happy Birthday thing with Mario, Pikachu, etc.  I found myself looking for fucking Bert.

Also LOLing at the A/V cart with the wifi access point on top of the switch or whatever.

 

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Thanks for putting that into my fucking brain, Damn You!  Now I'm staring at them instead of working.   

No two plates look remotely the same.  One looks like a plate of little fried pigs in a blanket.  One kinda looks like pizza.  One looks like some kinda mediterranean veggie medley, and then still another one looks like a stack of potatoes (but not fries).  And everybody seems to have lots of salt shakers and ketchup, but no critical thinking skills.  

And the pic on the right, I thought, "Oh, she got a new dress finally.  Then I realized it was that red head's hair that looked like it a flowing ruffle bottom.  

That this is probably the most normal looking gathering I've seen in 2021 Texas politics is fucking frightening.  

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Thanks for putting that into my fucking brain, Damn You!  Now I'm staring at them instead of working.   

It's only natural to look for Bert in any photo involving FL.

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

And the pic on the right, I thought, "Oh, she got a new dress finally.  Then I realized it was that red head's hair that looked like it a flowing ruffle bottom.  

I think it is a different red dress than the normal one.  

We really did get used to just that one red dress.  Kudos to her for buying up a dozen or so new dresses.

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