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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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On 10/23/2021 at 6:41 PM, Wally Fairway said:

Fixed it for you

She provides so much Photoshop material.

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Are those low top Converse the only shoes she owns?

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2 hours ago, baboso said:

Are those low top Converse the only shoes she owns?

City Council member: bought a dozen dresses.

Mayor: will buy a dozen pairs of shoes

Governor?

On 10/30/2021 at 6:54 PM, atomheartbevo said:

City Council member: bought a dozen dresses.

Mayor: will buy a dozen pairs of shoes

Governor?

A dozen pair of underwear.

And then she finally turns a profit.

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She still has her Disaster Specialist hat in the closet.

 

I thought those two had a recorded call leaked and were beefing. Are they friends again?

She's the only council member who actually gets out in public, meets with her constituents, and at least appears interested. Doesn't matter that she's dumb as a rock, that builds goodwill and it is going to push her to being elected as mayor, a State Rep, Governor, and finally President.  

36 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

She's the only council member who actually gets out in public, meets with her constituents, and at least appears interested. Doesn't matter that she's dumb as a rock, that builds goodwill and it is going to push her to being elected as mayor, a State Rep, Governor, and finally President.  

I honestly think that's the impression you're given by this thread. Go check out the twitter feeds of some of the other council members - they've also got lots of recent posts with photos of themselves out-and-about in public.

She's the only council member who actually gets out in public, meets with her constituents, and at least appears interested. Doesn't matter that she's dumb as a rock, that builds goodwill and it is going to push her to being elected as mayor, a State Rep, Governor, and finally President.  
Does she have an actual job? Might be why she has so much time to waste on events that don't make a difference.
12 hours ago, bolverk said:

I honestly think that's the impression you're given by this thread. Go check out the twitter feeds of some of the other council members - they've also got lots of recent posts with photos of themselves out-and-about in public.

Paige Ellis is my council member and she may as well have "Austin City Council - District 8 Corpse" on her business card. Doesn't return calls or emails, no outreach, no nothing. I'd like to meet / visit with her but I don't know if she exists or not.

Why does the Mexican restaurant have bottles of sriracha and tabasco?

As much as she is Fitlump, I am astonished by her trying to do her job. And she is media savvy. Granted, the clock is on for the criminal indictment or news expose’ to come.

Too much illegal $ opportunities floating around her job to go untouched by her.

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Does she have any eligibility left?

 

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8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Does she have any eligibility left?

 

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Of course this picture exists. Football shoulder pads with a hockey helmet. Jfc. 

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

Does she have any eligibility left?

 

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She's starting an exclusive competitor to the Legends Football League.  they'll be wearing risque uniforms but also integrate illegal immigrant labor into the fold......

The Lawn Jerry League.  

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You’re the devil!

Yes, reminding us there is a video of Nicole Kidman pretending to be a little girl is fucking evil as shit.

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2021/11/15/austins-new-council-district-map-could-have-election-implications/8585141002/?utm_source=statesman-News Alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alerts&utm_term=news_alert&utm_content=TEXAS-AUSTIN-NLETTER01

Austin's new City Council district map could have implications in 2022 elections
Ryan Autullo
Austin American-Statesman
 

From a political standpoint, the biggest changes came in two districts on the western side of the city, District 6 and District 10. District 6 in Northwest Austin is likely to become more liberal after shedding the River Place neighborhood, which strongly supported conservative candidate Mackenzie Kelly and was seen as a major factor in her runoff defeat last year of liberal incumbent Jimmy Flannigan.

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1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

She will be focusing on the senate by then anyway.

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I don't know the Fitlump selling "underwear" to her followers backstory. 

For those looking to join a grift: If Fitlump attains the Presidency, her soiled undergarments may skyrocket in value.

Just planting seeds . . .

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What language is that tweet supposed to be?

4 hours ago, RPM said:

What language is that tweet supposed to be?

She’s saying she did the Jewish Caucus. All of them. And then they all hung out with Greg Abbott.

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She’s saying she did the Jewish Caucus. All of them.

Poor bastards. Haven't the Jews suffered enough?

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

She’s saying she did the Jewish Caucus. All of them. And then they all hung out with Greg Abbott.

Lol, pos rep.  Reminds me of that scene in Larry David's movie "Clear History."  When Larry tells the guy from Eastern Europe (who doesn't speak great English) that his girlfriend blew Chicago 20 years ago when they played the venue last time.  

Larry, "Yeah, she blew Chicago 20 years ago." 

Liev, "She blew the whole city?"

Larry, "No, the band.  She gave the whole band blowjobs."   

On 11/2/2021 at 8:14 AM, CooterBrown said:

She's the only council member who actually gets out in public, meets with her constituents, and at least appears interested. Doesn't matter that she's dumb as a rock, that builds goodwill and it is going to push her to being elected as mayor, a State Rep, Governor, and finally President.  

That's bullshit.

10 minutes ago, Pasken said:

That's bullshit.

I dunno. The last tweet from my council member isn't about meeting the public or being out and about. It's about her cat. Very Portlandia vibes.
 

 

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I dunno. The last tweet from my council member isn't about meeting the public or being out and about. It's about her cat. Very Portlandia vibes.
 

 

Elect a better council member. 

22 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Elect a better council member. 

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Elect a better council member. 

My experience in dealing with various city councils over the last 15 years or so says that’s very hard to do for some reason.
25 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


My experience in dealing with various city councils over the last 15 years or so says that’s very hard to do for some reason.

Because good people are smart enough to not waste their time on a city council.

Found out the nickname for her fit lump by the staff and regulars at the Water Tank is "Rhino." A longtime bartender who knew her well is tending at our local watering hole. Gonna have to see what other stories she can tell. When I mentioned her she saiid "bitch is crazy."

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