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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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Which one of yall did this?

 

 

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She did it herself?

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

She did it herself?

More likely she just found that picture on yahoo 

47 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

More likely she just found that picture on yahoo 

Agree, not Chuck Taylor's in the reflection

Sounds like Amy Smith is trying to get some scissoring action with Fitlump.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Sounds like Amy Smith is trying to get some scissoring action with Fitlump.

Vid with no faces....?

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On 12/18/2021 at 2:34 PM, Underdog said:

I’d throw those chucks over my shoulders and pound it till I struck oil.  

Same.  But I'm really wasted right now. A Fitlump and Holly Rowe smash party is in my head.

On 12/27/2021 at 12:28 PM, Burt said:

Which one of yall did this?

 

 

She forgot to say "you hate me cuz u wanna d8 me"

4 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Same.  But I'm really wasted right now. A Fitlump and Holly Rowe smash party is in my head.

team america vomit GIF

Someone should push her to sponsor an official "Romeo Rose Day" for Austin.

Good lord. WTF even is that.

even by karaoke standards that's just awful lol

Why have her other pics not come out yet?  Someone waiting for her to run for higher office?

Jesus she was trashed there, could barely navigate that step. 

On 12/17/2021 at 1:28 AM, DalTxHornFan said:

Ribbon cutting on Anderson Mill Road improvements (in front of the Unity Church arch,no less -- this is Austin, after all.)  Awkward as hell between Fitlump and Adler, I'm guessing.

Fitlump is rocking her "signature" Chuck Taylor's with an outfit I don't remember seeing before.

 

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Is that Jimmy Flannigan on her right (the guy she unseated)?

19 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why have her other pics not come out yet?  Someone waiting for her to run for higher office?

They are out there, nobody cares.  The time when people gave a shit about things like having shown your tits on the internet has passed.  It doesn’t even move the needle in terms of creating a scandal now.  If anything it would probably give her a bump in popularity when she played the revenge porn/ body shaming card and became a victim over it. 

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33 minutes ago, hornian said:

Is that Jimmy Flannigan on her right (the guy she unseated)?

He works for the city now and has to go where he’s told.  

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THujone coulda done WAY better than that graphic artist.

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15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

THujone coulda done WAY better than that graphic artist.

Oh he did...

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/nobert

3 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Oh he did...

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/nobert

Got dammit, Ramjet, I laughed so hard I almost choked to death. Well done, sir.

4 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Oh he did...

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/nobert

Ho.  Lee.  Shit.

Just now, grazinhorn said:

Ho.  Lee.  Shit.

But seriously where's Bert

On 1/8/2022 at 3:34 PM, Underdog said:

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What a hitter.

9 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

this is a terrible representation because I'd fuck that

Same.  But that's not saying much.  I'd pretty much bang anything these days.

 

Oh, and I clicked the follow bell.

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Man, if she fucked Cancun Cruz then I’m officially out.  Got my standards, you know. 

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6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That second pic of him staring directly at the lump, lol.

It's like he noticed it for the very first time.

Cruz with the strong eddie or grandpapa muenster look.
Tweet that onlyfans shit and cruz/lump pic to lib nedia. Theyd eat it up.

- A buddy arrested eddie muenster for dwi in wilco back in the day/ CSB

On 2/1/2022 at 5:41 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Lol. She won because people were pissed about allowing camping all over the city. Flanigan didn't do that and he's still be in his seat. I think he's likely happier with the hotel job anyway. More money for less time.

I wish Mushtaler could have snagged that seat.

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23 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

She won because people were pissed about allowing camping all over the city.

The crazy thing is that she hasn’t really fucked up and could get re-elected.  

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

The crazy thing is that she hasn’t really fucked up and could get re-elected.  

Oh she definitely is better than what I think Flanigan would have done. And while she may be conservative and definitely seems to like to hobnob with the leaders of the Republican party, she doesn't seem like she dives off the deep-end with that shit. Maybe that's just a matter of time. 

 

she definitely is a self saboteur, I'm shocked she hasn't driven off a cliff yet.  Someone got a hold of her no doubt.

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7 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Oh she definitely is better than what I think Flanigan would have done. And while she may be conservative and definitely seems to like to hobnob with the leaders of the Republican party, she doesn't seem like she dives off the deep-end with that shit. Maybe that's just a matter of time. 

35 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

she definitely is a self saboteur, I'm shocked she hasn't driven off a cliff yet.  Someone got a hold of her no doubt.

I thought she would sink with all of the vaccine and mask stuff, either piss off one side or the other, but she seems to have threaded the needle.  She wears a mask when she needs to without complaint, and doesn't when she doesn't have to.

She's found her calling.

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