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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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Ran into my buddy the other day, and he asked me if I knew the Council Member.  I laughed and said, "Yeah, her handle was "FitLump" on the BBS i frequent."  Well apparently she was stalking the poor guy.  His wife I think texted her to knock it off, and then she starting calling him from another number.  

He's getting a divorce anyhow, but he was like WTF a stalker.  I guess she's low hanging fruit, or just really loves low hanging fruit, if you get my drift.

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Tell Romeo we're all sorry to hear about the divorce.

On 2/3/2022 at 10:04 AM, atomheartbevo said:

The crazy thing is that she hasn’t really fucked up and could get re-elected.  

She can't be any worse than the corpse that represents us in District 8. 

lol i also was just telling someone about her posting/famewhoring/cam work history this week. in this case it was someone who is pretty good friends with another council member, and i was all 'oh! i also know a councilmember, in fact i've seen her tits!' 😄

anyways...i told my friend to feel free to share it all with her friend (the other councilmember). heh.

 

 

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4 hours ago, mchookem said:

anyways...i told my friend to feel free to share it all with her friend (the other councilmember). heh.

I'd be shocked if every council member, every significant city staffer, and a large number of her voters didn't already know about it all.  In today's world, where Presidents get their mushroom dicks described in detail by trailer trash porn stars in tell-all books, it's just another person showing their tits and nobody cares.   There is no smoking gun on this.  It's just not relevant in today's world.

On 2/1/2022 at 9:08 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

That second pic of him staring directly at the lump, lol.

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19 hours ago, Deej said:

Good thing we have a disaster scientist on the council.

If somebody wants to go hang out with her until 5pm today, she's handing out water.

 

 

Water and a blow job. What a deal.

Other Volunteer (as Mackenzie sprinting to my truck): "Councilwoman Kelly, you forgot the water!"  

23 hours ago, Deej said:

Water and a blow job. What a deal.

Can I just get 2X water vouchers?

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Can I just get 2X water vouchers?

She had a load for ya!

 

That poor trailer wasn't meant for that extra weight. 

I wonder if she ever gets tired of all the public appearances and things that look like actual work and trying to sound professional on Twitter.  I wonder if she ever wishes she could just break out those implants and sell her panties for a few thousand guaranteed votes in her next election.  I bet she does.

 

"Imaginary volunteer firefighter"

On 2/4/2022 at 12:12 PM, horn4life said:

Ran into my buddy the other day, and he asked me if I knew the Council Member.  I laughed and said, "Yeah, her handle was "FitLump" on the BBS i frequent."  Well apparently she was stalking the poor guy.  His wife I think texted her to knock it off, and then she starting calling him from another number.  

He's getting a divorce anyhow, but he was like WTF a stalker.  I guess she's low hanging fruit, or just really loves low hanging fruit, if you get my drift.

How long ago was she stalking him?  I am guessing she is still married, no?

On 2/7/2022 at 5:05 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Can I just get 2X water vouchers?

Come on my dude.  Show it to her....show it to her.

I don't care if it's Kelly, Casar, or the homeless guy throwing rocks at Far West near Mopac, whoever can hire a functional city manager and hold them accountable should get the keys to the city.

On 2/4/2022 at 12:12 PM, horn4life said:

I guess she's low hanging fruit, or just really loves low hanging fruit, if you get my drift.

 

Did you buy him a beer? He's living the dream.

 

 

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2 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

Did you buy him a beer? He's living the dream.

 

 

Great googly moogly...

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

Did you buy him a beer? He's living the dream.

 

 

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That tongue.  That dirty dirty tongue.  I know what she does with it.

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

That tongue.  That dirty dirty tongue.  I know what she does with it.

Please, spare us the details.

5 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

Did you buy him a beer? He's living the dream.

 

 

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Damn, gonna have to load up on the Enzyte if that’s her requirement. 

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What is she doing on Valentine's Day?

Where is she going for dinner on Valentine's Day??

 

Speaking of politicians that take their clothes off, here’s a new one from a couple days ago

 

John Carter skips leg day.

Think of Lump's physique if she didn't have those bolt-ons (nasty).

I guess there's a real teeth whitening toothpaste shortage in Lump's district. (why smile so much with a yellow grill)

Not many pictures with hubby (do we have a chance?)

I'll see myself out the back door now.

Oh and these delayed twitter loads fuck up the website.

 

 

 

 

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On 2/9/2022 at 7:31 PM, After irth said:

Wassup with her hair lately?  Ick. 

Afraid to shower in Austin water?

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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Quoting my own post, but Carter looks like he just shit his diaper, and Lump looks like she just caught the first whiff.

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56 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Not many pictures with hubby (do we have a chance?)

I'm not one to speculate, but the lack of family photos lately is an interesting observation.  She spent the evening of Valentine's Day at a BBQ joint with some podcasters.

33 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Quoting my own post, but Carter looks like he just shit his diaper, and Lump looks like she just caught the first whiff.

He's damn proud of it.

On 2/10/2022 at 12:25 PM, smuggs said:

 

Did you buy him a beer? He's living the dream.

 

 

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On 2/16/2022 at 12:23 PM, demos said:

Speaking of politicians that take their clothes off, here’s a new one from a couple days ago
 

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I’d pump jack her caboose, but it’s probably had its share of trains already.

Bitch think she's Donald Rumsfeld.

 

It is unknown why would someone double down on a sentence with triple use of the same exact word?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 2/10/2022 at 12:25 PM, smuggs said:

 

Did you buy him a beer? He's living the dream.

 

 

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Just remember Lance Armstrong hit that.

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24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Just remember Lance Armstrong hit that.

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No one believes her lies about that. 

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7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

No one believes her lies about that. 

If you asked me if FL banged Lance Armstrong, I'd say "maybe but probably not?"

If you asked me if Lance Armstrong would bang FL, I'd say "definitely!"

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Good for Kelly. Every council member should be proactive in (directly) learning how fire, APD and EMS function. If they aren't interested yet still want feel it's okay to vote on things involving them, then fuck that council member. 

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