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14 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Make that on a George Foreman?

no. just a standard propane grill. I go real high heat for just a couple minutes each side. like it rare. 

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On 1/16/2021 at 9:15 PM, futureman said:

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homemade Whopper.  props.

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My kid wanted a double bacon cheese burger topped with Mac and cheese grilled on the flat top with a buttered brioche bun. I copied Boston Burger Company’s Mac Attack burger.


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"My kid wanted a double bacon cheese burger topped with Mac and cheese..." 

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I think I have used that excuse as well. 

39 minutes ago, Underdog said:

"My kid wanted a double bacon cheese burger topped with Mac and cheese..." 

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6 minutes ago, hornbri said:

I think I have used that excuse as well. 

 

I can’t eat unhealthy stuff like that.  For mine I used donuts for buns.

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

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My kid wanted a double bacon cheese burger topped with Mac and cheese grilled on the flat top with a buttered brioche bun. I copied Boston Burger Company’s Mac Attack burger.

My kid would smash that and ask for seconds.

14 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

homemade Whopper.  props.

We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds.

12 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

My kid wanted a double bacon cheese burger topped with Mac and cheese grilled on the flat top with a buttered brioche bun. I copied Boston Burger Company’s Mac Attack burger.

I'd be so damn proud if my kid asked for that sammich. Your kid is a classy and distinguished youth, one who will achieve many great things in whatever walk of life he/she opts to pursue (and in the Steel Shank thread as well).

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12 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

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My kid wanted a double bacon cheese burger topped with Mac and cheese grilled on the flat top with a buttered brioche bun. I copied Boston Burger Company’s Mac Attack burger.


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12 hours ago, Underdog said:

"My kid wanted a double bacon cheese burger topped with Mac and cheese..." 

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Yeah, does not compute.

"Daddy, I want macaroni on my burger"...sounds legit.

or

"Father, this evening I would like a hamburger, served on a buttered brioche bun"...also maybe legit.

but

"Dad, I want a double bacon cheese burger, topped with mac and cheese, grilled on the flat top, with a buttered brioche bun"...not so much.

So you're a liar but, hey, looks fucking fantastic.  Would smash and shit.

1 minute ago, Landomatic said:

 

Yeah, does not compute.

"Daddy, I want macaroni on my burger"...sounds legit.

or

"Father, this evening I would like a hamburger, served on a buttered brioche bun"...also maybe legit.

but

"Dad, I want a double bacon cheese burger, topped with mac and cheese, grilled on the flat top, with a buttered brioche bun"...not so much.

So you're a liar but, hey, looks fucking fantastic.  Would smash and shit.

I will make it simple for you.  We watched Drivers, Drive Ins and Dives over the weekend and they had a episode about the top 10 burgers.  One of them was from Boston Burger Bar called the Mac Attack and had bacon and Mac and cheese on it. He asked if I could make him one of those and I said maybe later this week.  We had leftover Mac and cheese the night before so I figured now is the time to make one so I googled the recipe and made it except I used Kraft Creamy Mac and Cheese instead of home made.  The bun was my idea since I went to the store to get the meat, bacon and buns and I some them in the bakery section and figured why get cheap buns when I can go all out.  I actually did not eat on.  I had the same thing minus the Mac and cheese however and my burger was quite tasty.  Something even Samuel L Jackson would find tasty.

4 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

We watched Drivers, Drive Ins and Dives

*Personal foul, got the name wrong, you'll never reside in Flavortown now big boy.

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*Personal foul, got the name wrong, you'll never reside in Flavortown now big boy.

Good catch.  need to edit that

On 1/16/2021 at 9:15 PM, futureman said:

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this is the worst cheeseburger I have ever seen

16 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

this is the worst cheeseburger I have ever seen

Have to agree

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55 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Just give me a Dans' and I am fine....

 

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check out the molten cheese on this fucking hamburger sandwich

all hamburgers are sandwiches but not all are hamburger sandwiches.

Damn I love Dans.  Going to McCallum we use to slay those burgers and breakfast all the time.  When much younger, my folks lived out near Bastrop, and many memories of breakfast at the Dans on airport. 

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

all hamburgers are sandwiches but not all are hamburger sandwiches.

I will fight to my death to defend this statement.

I will fight to my death to defend this statement.

Some things are worth such a stand.

That is one of them.

The curve of a woman’s bare back, sheets tossed aside so it’s out there in the morning light, is another. But I digress.
9 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

 

check out the molten cheese on this fucking hamburger sandwich

Perfect looking cheeseburger.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Some things are worth such a stand.

That is one of them.

The curve of a woman’s bare back, sheets tossed aside so it’s out there in the morning light, is another. But I digress.

 This was about hamburger sandwiches and not your blowhard, Hallmark, sissypussy,  tripe.

 This was about hamburger sandwiches and not your blowhard, Hallmark, sissypussy,  tripe.

If you’ve never eaten a hamburger sandwich while in bed with a lovely woman, I pity you.
 This was about hamburger sandwiches and not your blowhard, Hallmark, sissypussy,  tripe.

If you’ve never eaten a hamburger sandwich while in bed with a lovely woman, I pity you.
11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


If you’ve never eaten a hamburger sandwich while in bed with a lovely woman, I pity you.

What about a nice meatball sub?

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13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


If you’ve never eaten a hamburger sandwich while in bed with a lovely woman, I pity you.

 

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


If you’ve never eaten a hamburger sandwich while in bed with a lovely woman, I pity you.

A Double Whopper? 

A Double Whopper? 

If that’s what the occasion calls for - so important, I posted it twice. Who am I to judge?
A Double Whopper? 

If that’s what the occasion calls for - so important, I posted it twice. Who am I to judge?
Brisket, are you posting from a canyon?

No, your mother’s vagina was not implicated or involved in my posts.
Walked right into that one.

Said many people about your mother’s vagina.
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


No, your mother’s vagina was not implicated or involved in my posts.

 

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39 minutes ago, pops said:

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Looks like an Italian version of a cheesesteak. Would slam.

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Looks like an Italian version of a cheesesteak. Would slam.

Yeah. Won't call it a cheesesteak because I get it,  but shaved steak,  mushrooms onions peppers jalapeño egg  Swiss on a toasted hoagie roll with mayo and sriracha and chopped arugula. Slammed. 

On 1/28/2021 at 5:00 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Last few posts on this thread are marvelous.

 

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On 1/28/2021 at 5:00 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Last few posts on this thread are marvelous.

One of the reasons Surly rocks and others suck.

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