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  • Mitch Cumsteen
    Mitch Cumsteen

    Muffaletta. Made the bread from scratch, used central grocery olive salet. So good. 

  • So.... bear with me. This sandwich has history. My grandpa let me work for the family business around mixers and loaders and dump trucks when I was 12. 16 was the minimum age. When Osha showed up I ha

  • BigDHornfan
    BigDHornfan

    Had a friend give me some corned beef, kraut, Russian dressing and sour pickles from Kat’z in NYC. Reuben time for dinner.

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1 minute ago, Texzilla58 said:


Your dick sounds small.

big enough to find a fold on your old lady though 😉 

  • 2 weeks later...

Got high and smashed

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Taco, can we get a rundown of what we are looking at there? I would super smash any one of them.

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Some recent creations - Can’t recall if I posted any of these so apologies for any covered ground…

All look great! At this moment, number 3 is melting my butter. Looks like either a patty melt or grilled meat loaf. The fried bolaney looks great too!

Yeah, #3 is a Meatloaf with grilled onions/peppers

1: Grilled cheese with sage butter on sourdough
2: Classic Italian
3: The loaf
4/5: Ribeye
6/7: Grilled bologna with sautéed onions and sage

That bologna sandwich looked like it slammed and went hard.  

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Couple pita sandwiches today.

One just traditional gyro. The second a smoked lamb shoulder situation.

 

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11 hours ago, futureman said:

did you make that gyro?

Kronos pre-sliced halal gyro meat. The smoked lamb shoulder was off the pit. 

 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Kronos pre-sliced halal gyro meat. The smoked lamb shoulder was off the pit. 

 

tzatziki homemade or…?

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

tzatziki homemade or…?

Homemade. The store bought stuff is shit. 

I appreciate you went tomato and onion only, fuck all the places that put lettuce on them these days. 

18 minutes ago, Covri said:

I appreciate you went tomato and onion only, fuck all the places that put lettuce on them these days. 

wut? That is an abomination.  The real pro move is to put a couple fries in the pita, but I didn't have any on hand. 

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Homemade. The store bought stuff is shit. 

Phoenicia’s is actually pretty good. A couple of others are tolerable. But the Trader Joes version….is among the worst 2-3 things I’ve ever tasted. Just tossed the whole thing out.
26 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wut? That is an abomination.  The real pro move is to put a couple fries in the pita, but I didn't have any on hand. 

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asked for fries in my sandwiches so often at niko nikos that employees started gossiping about me.  "oh, you're the fry guy"

wut? That is an abomination.  The real pro move is to put a couple fries in the pita, but I didn't have any on hand. 
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I don’t get the addition of fries to a gyro, or to any sandwich. Its a depression era stretcher, like beans in chili. Oklahoma fried onion burger yes. Fries on my pastrami sandwich nope. But you do you.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Phoenicia’s is actually pretty good. A couple of others are tolerable. But the Trader Joes version….is among the worst 2-3 things I’ve ever tasted. Just tossed the whole thing out.

Phonecia's is good.  My primary criticism would be that it is a little loose for a sandwich topping, but I use to go in there an just buy a small container as a side.  It has chunks of cucumber and a thin labneh. 

5 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


I don’t get the addition of fries to a gyro, or to any sandwich. Its a depression era stretcher, like beans in chili. Oklahoma fried onion burger yes. Fries on my pastrami sandwich nope. But you do you.

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7 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


I don’t get the addition of fries to a gyro, or to any sandwich. Its a depression era stretcher, like beans in chili. Oklahoma fried onion burger yes. Fries on my pastrami sandwich nope. But you do you.

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7 hours ago, Underdog said:

That’s a damn good looking sandwich. 

Yes it is.

What kind of bread is that?  

47 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Yes it is.

What kind of bread is that?  

Easy tiger sourdough. 

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Fish Po' Boy from fish my son and I caught this weekend at SPI.

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Fish sammiches are a fine thing. With fish you caught is even better. With fish the boy caught, that’s the best.

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experimenting with new burger smasher. burned the bacon and the fries. still delicious. 

That bottom bun is really trying it's hardest. Poor little guy. 

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

burned the bacon and the fries.

Jesus fuck. 

Might I recommend this to help with the dandruff issue? 
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burger looks good though. 

18 hours ago, futureman said:

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Good looking burger but mayo never goes directly on the patty.  This is from a known mayoniac. 

Never.  

25 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Good looking burger but mayo never goes directly on the patty.  This is from a known mayoniac. 

Never.  

from one mayoniac to another, I know. that is melted white american cheese. the mayo is on bun with the ‘maters. 

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Some recent creations - Can’t recall if I posted any of these so apologies for any covered ground…

That is some solid creativity right there…

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8 hours ago, pops said:

Breakfast sandwich. (That counts,  right? )20220605_095051.thumb.jpg.68cf084c381645f86d6d3628fb57f510.jpg

godDAMN

9 hours ago, pops said:

Breakfast sandwich. (That counts,  right? )20220605_095051.thumb.jpg.68cf084c381645f86d6d3628fb57f510.jpg

You damn right that counts. Glorious.

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Toast
Chipotle mayo
Tomato
Bacon
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Lettuce
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Toast

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That looks great but it appears there is fungus on that sandwich. Can you make same awesomeness for me 86 the shrooms please?
On 6/17/2022 at 1:38 AM, pops said:

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You got half the damn sandwich outside the damn sandwich my man. 

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You got half the damn sandwich outside the damn sandwich my man. 

The best sandwiches need a fork to clean up the strays. 

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