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Had some tenderloin leftover from Monday.

HEB Bagel, 2 eggs, steak and cheese sandwich.

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  • Mitch Cumsteen
    Mitch Cumsteen

    Muffaletta. Made the bread from scratch, used central grocery olive salet. So good. 

  • So.... bear with me. This sandwich has history. My grandpa let me work for the family business around mixers and loaders and dump trucks when I was 12. 16 was the minimum age. When Osha showed up I ha

  • BigDHornfan
    BigDHornfan

    Had a friend give me some corned beef, kraut, Russian dressing and sour pickles from Kat’z in NYC. Reuben time for dinner.

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On 9/3/2024 at 9:22 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

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On 9/4/2024 at 10:05 AM, Brisketexan said:

I find this sandwich intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I love that I can buy a loaf of Gambino's bread at Stuffed -- break out the olive salad I have from our last NOLA trip, and making a perfect muff is easy-peasy.

Hope Solo doesn't think so, you insensitive bastard. 

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Sandwich day I guess. Torta de Milanesa for dinner

 

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Sandwich day I guess. Torta de Milanesa for dinner
 
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One of my all-time faves. Haven’t had one in years.
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Sliced pork, aged cheddar and fixings on Swedish Hill bread

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  • 2 weeks later...

PSA: Jersey Mike's having a two day fundraiser for Breast Cancer Awareness this Saturday & Sunday.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

PSA: Jersey Mike's having a two day fundraiser for Breast Cancer Awareness this Saturday & Sunday.

and?

you get to honk a pair of tits if you buy a sandwich or what?

Yes, big boy. You can honk my tits if you buy a sandwich. 

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Yes, big boy. You can honk my tits if you buy a sandwich. 

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Had some leftover JD sausage.  Pepper jack, fresh japs, onion, French’s yella, dukes.  
 

Dublin grape soda to wash it down

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Forgot I grabbed a can of this a couple of weeks ago. Nice drunk snack after all the SECx3 upsets today.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

put me in the that bread looks pretty tasty camp

... but with more mayo, right?

45 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

... but with more mayo, right?

Futureman, seen making one of his "light on the mayo" concoctions:

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5 is the max.

Yall MFers need Jesus.

Buncha Starbucks brunt drip drinking MFers in here.

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Futureman, seen making one of his "light on the mayo" concoctions:

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Some bitchassdness goin’ on in here… that was toasty goodness.

10 hours ago, Party_Taco said:

Some bitchassdness goin’ on in here… that was toasty goodness.

I'm team Party Taco.  Don't listen to the deplorables. 

On 10/17/2024 at 5:30 AM, South Austin said:

I'm team Party Taco.  Don't listen to the deplorables. 

might as well season with this

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My fucking toaster determines (independently of what I want) what toast I get. No fucks given by toaster.

41 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

My fucking toaster determines (independently of what I want) what toast I get. No fucks given by toaster.

What I like is that the adjustment switch on the toaster slides back and forth with a 2 inch range.  Yet, the difference between "this bread is still soft" and "this bread is blacker than night inside a cave" is measured in microns.

On 10/15/2024 at 10:07 PM, Party_Taco said:

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Are you a wizard?  How is the bread burnt but some of the cheese isn't even melted? 

Man I had no idea about some of the shit going down in this thread...

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On 10/16/2024 at 12:45 PM, Incredulity said:

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5 is the max.

Yall MFers need Jesus.

Buncha Starbucks brunt drip drinking MFers in here.

I agree it looks over my personal preference line but I'd still eat it. 

6 can work with the right bread and enough butter, a little salt, and copious amounts of runny egg yolk. 

Kingsford would like that toasted bread recipe.

I saw something recently saying the number setting on the toaster equates to minutes. Probably bullshit and also I don't know how it helps at all to have that information.

Shortest recipe in the book:

 

Toast bread until well done. 

Scrape to desired doneness.

On 10/16/2024 at 1:45 PM, Incredulity said:

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5 is the max.

Yall MFers need Jesus.

Buncha Starbucks brunt drip drinking MFers in here.

#3 max, #2 if using for sandwiches like tuna or chicken salad. 

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

#3 max, #2 if using for sandwiches like tuna or chicken salad. 

What’s your husband’s preference?

Tuna is getting a nice piece of cheese on there (partial to pepper jack myself) and we're going to 4 or 5. 

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

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Enjoying toast the way I like it, you? 

 

 

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What’s your husband’s preference?

Don’t be coy, Roy. You know how you like it. 

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Decided to make a cheesesteak. 
 


 

 

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Fuck up

Was feeling a BLT…so grabbed the supplies yesterday, made lunch today. 5 slices thick cut hickory smoked bacon. Gotta toast the bread, lightly. Thin sliced beefsteak tomato, two different layers. Red Leicester cheddar, sliced thin. Fucking outstanding.

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On 9/16/2024 at 8:49 PM, Steel Shank said:

Some nice looking sandwiches up in here.

 

no shit 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Was feeling a BLT…so grabbed the supplies yesterday, made lunch today. 5 slices thick cut hickory smoked bacon. Gotta toast the bread, lightly. Thin sliced beefsteak tomato, two different layers. Red Leicester cheddar, sliced thin. Fucking outstanding.

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Cant tell much about the tomato, which is the differentiator, but it looks promising. I would do dirty things to that sammich.

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