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5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’m sure others experiences varied but seriously, if I had it to do over again I would be a male cheerleader. 

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17 hours ago, HoffaJimmy said:

A guy I knew in HS became a D-1 male cheerleader. Said for all the shit he took for being a male cheerleader it was worth it because of the road games. 

The home team cheerleaders would take the opposing teams cheerleaders out the night before the game. He said in most cases it was 3-4 male cheerleaders to about 15-20 female cheerleaders/dance team members from the home team. And there were always multiple options at the end of the night on every road game.  

I had a buddy who became a flight attendant for this reason.

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, as an aside....when all of this COVID shit is over, perhaps I need to host a late 70s-80s Cinemax-y classics film fest at mi casa.  Shankworthy snacks will be provided.

In.

Like a mofo.

15 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


Well, imagine those 2 girls being with you, paying for your drinks and being your wing men helping you hook up with super hot strange after having a 3-way with them an hour earlier.

I’m sure others experiences varied but seriously, if I had it to do over again I would be a male cheerleader. 

This is a valid point.

34 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

If I had it to do over again I would be a male cheerleader. 

Statistically speaking, that order and combination of words was eventually going be used by someone on earth. I just didn't expect to witness it personally.

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32 minutes ago, G650 said:

I had a buddy who became a flight attendant for this reason.

I’d do KLM all week and on Sundays

 

 

13 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Wait and see how she does in the Derby. 

Holy Shit, @El Diablo.  I've been laughing at this for about the last 20 minutes.  Triple Tapa Rep my friend!

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, as an aside....when all of this COVID shit is over, perhaps I need to host a late 70s-80s Cinemax-y classics film fest at mi casa.  Shankworthy snacks will be provided.

In.

You might consider renting a venue unless all of your furniture is vinyl covered.

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

This whole thing has “Samuel L. Bronkowitz Productions” written all over it.  

 

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

"Catholic High School Girls In Trouble" has always been in my Top 10.

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, as an aside....when all of this COVID shit is over, perhaps I need to host a late 70s-80s Cinemax-y classics film fest at mi casa.  Shankworthy snacks will be provided.

I know I'm hanging with the right crowd online, if Kentucky Fried Movie comes up in the conversation, and multiple people have seen it, and get the jokes.    I wore the VHS of it out.

11 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

In.

You might consider renting a venue unless all of your furniture is vinyl covered.

I learned everything I needed to know about furniture care from my mexican grandma...

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13 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

America: endless violence, and death, and human trafficking, and rape, and killing on all forms of media, but you can't say "fuck" or show your titty in public. Ass backwards. 

The most talked about TV series the past few years was focused on lots of mindless murder, rape, dragons, and plenty of incest.  And then Netflix had to go and cancel Fuller House.

But the most talked about show this year was focused on a polygamist gay Oklahoman who owned hundreds of tigers and was plotting to kill a rival, along with another polygamist tiger owner in South Carolina, a woman who may have killed and fed her hubby to tigers, and the most normal person in the entire series was the ex-drug dealing Cuban in Florida that may have been a model for Scarface.

America, Fuck Yeah!

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, as an aside....when all of this COVID shit is over, perhaps I need to host a late 70s-80s Cinemax-y classics film fest at mi casa.  Shankworthy snacks will be provided.

Mrs. Brisket will surely be impressed with her choice of a lifelong partner.  

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Mrs. Brisket will surely be impressed with her choice of a lifelong partner.  

The ways in which Mrs. Brisket has completely given up can't even be counted.

The instrument hasn't been invented that could measure the disappointment.

Said my wife once

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It's my 47th anniversary today.

43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

I know I'm hanging with the right crowd online, if Kentucky Fried Movie comes up in the conversation, and multiple people have seen it, and get the jokes.    I wore the VHS of it out.

13k+ posts and THIS is what it took for you to figure out you're hanging with the right crowd???

Big Jim Slade, Former tight end of the Kansas City Chiefs!

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On 5/18/2020 at 6:10 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

So four chicks total?

Do you have to have two million dollars to hook that up?

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