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13 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

You olds know you can tag Vic right?

@Vic Mackey What say you on this leviathan?

That's a little too big for me. 

You've got something on your chin, no not that one the next one down.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

That's a little too big for me. 

so somewhere between her and ursula?

It was a sad day when the obese were allowed to come out of the closet.

47 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

so somewhere between her and ursula?

Ursula isn't as bad as the one in the OP. Ursula is about as big as I'll go.

On 4/14/2018 at 12:02 AM, RollLeft said:

Is she related to Ursula?

 

Looks like she ate Ursula.

12 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

She looks like a popped tanker of biscuits

fixed

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 \lim_{x \to p}f(x) = L, \

Where p is "Vic won't bang"

and L is Ursula

I'm pretty sure Vic will bang where they pee.

When she wears a Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her

On 4/16/2018 at 11:39 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

 \lim_{x \to p}f(x) = L, \

Where p is "Vic won't bang"

and L is Ursula

I was fold there would be no math.

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No Wide Load Approaching sign or backup beeper. No wonder.

 

16 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Man, Amy Schumer has really let herself go.

Came here to post the same thing...

On 4/16/2018 at 12:38 PM, Vic Mackey said:

That's a little too big for me. 

Just a little??:

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