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My whore smells like whiskey and feet.  

Edited by Lobo

I actually own a can of that.  A colleague brought it to me from England.

true story I once did a beer luge using an exes axe wound.  She was tickled pink until I upped the ante to vodka.

Edited by mulletpelini
10 degree vodka

I keep a can of that around to snuff out my Gwyneth Paltrow candle. 

Edited by Marfa Low Crown

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

true story I once did a beer luge using an exes axe wound.  She was tickled pink until I upped the ante to vodka.

Seems that's a good way to give her a yeast infection.

21 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Seems that's a good way to give her a yeast infection.

Nah the vodka is a great disinfectant. Especially if it’s stoli 110

Do they sell it in Mickey's-style wide mouth bottles? 

Deposit is only $.02 in Jersey but take 'em to Philly and you can get a nickel. That's 3 cents profit for every pussy you slam.

ER Dr: "Son, how did you get a cut this bad on the end of your penis?"

Me...uhh...a friend: "So apparently can pussy is a little different than real pussy"  

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Deposit is only $.02 in Jersey but take 'em to Philly and you can get a nickel. That's 3 cents profit for every pussy you slam.

Reminds me of why 50 cent pieces are so uncommon. 

aggy done married 'em all

14 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

It's tuna scented, isn't it?

And when the bartender opens one, a blind guy at the end of the bar says “well hello ladies.”

Edited by 'stache

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