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Taking the kids, wife bought 'regular' passes. Should they be okay for April 15th or should we upgrade to VIP passes? I would guess

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Additional line for the 1%ers so you don't have to wait 20 minutes.

don't think you'll need a VIP pass, the lines have never been bad for us but we've never been on a sunday. 

Probably not needed since it's not summer.  There's only like two rides that might need then for.  Shoot when we go we wait longer for the damn carousel than for the steel eel.

I'd stay in the hotel and fuck the wife. I'd to a lot of things before enduring the public at sea world.

Damn, the wife looks like an undie model. 

Take a picture of all the beaten whales 

 

kidddding

 

but I can help fuck your wife. 

 

Wait, what do you need help with again?

Edited by Neonmoon

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ZERO lines. We just stayed on the log ride twice and a few coasters twice. Plus, 72 degrees.

You smart people will show up in 90 days and stand in line for an hour likely.

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