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4 hours ago, scottsins said:


I don’t. That’s why I’m hiding inside your mom.

So hiding in a crowd, eh?

Pussy ain't supposed to be scary shit, but there it is.

Buddy of mine was going to drop by the house yesterday but had to reschedule because of this, somehow he has ties to the family and this fucked up his day. He's going to come by today so maybe I can get some dirt later.

Edited by El Diablo

10 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

This reeks of cocaine and stupidity

New Surly motto? 

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12 hours ago, scottsins said:

Seth is a friend of mine.

Hope he knows a good lawyer.

 

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Well I’m hiding out in Waco,
with a chick who looks like a man.

Send lawyers, guns and money.
The shit has hit the fan.
7 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Btw, there apparently is an Instagram model / bikini model named Chelsea Beaudin, but it is not this lady.  

https://www.instagram.com/chelseabeaudin/?hl=en
 

I think Seth may have either been duped or was puffing up his girlfriend to his buddies.  Because this Chelsea, sir, may be many things, but I doubt that flower child tatted bikini model is one of them.

She works at Tight Ends in Plano.  She also has an onlyfans account where you can pay for nudes.

https://onlyfans.com/chelseabeaudin

 

11 hours ago, Parliament said:
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Damn. She must be crazy in the sack because that’s a 6 (and she trying to look her best)

Crazy enough to kill a man.

This crazy story makes Bohemian Rhapsody look normal.

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7 hours ago, Xian said:

She looks like she is in her late 40s

Looks underage to me.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

in this type of deal, do you represent yourself ?

100% never.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hope he knows a good lawyer.

 

...because obviously he isn’t one.

A man will go places with a hardon he would never go with just a gun. 

I know Seth pretty probably as well as @Kyrie Eleison, and have known him for almost 20 years.  This is going to be an interesting case.  I’m baffled on one hand, and shaking my head on the other.   

16 hours ago, Enchubben said:

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crazy eyes - she guilty.  Also what is the equivalent of East Texas box face for Waco?  

1. You get shitty service w/ Sprint

2. Charge your phone

3. Is that the best place in Waco for a professional headshot?  I guess so since Twin Peaks closed.

4. She's gonna be on the other side of those bars for a while

5. Yeah, on all the crazy eyes, Waco 6 comments

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Any time you can get Baylor lawyers off the street it's a good thing. 

11 hours ago, ss13 said:

Interesting tats 

 

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If crazy eyes were gold, we just hit El Dorado, boys.

She appears to be a cutter. That or she had coke lines branded on her arm. 

16 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

This reeks of cocaine and stupidity

Nope.  It reeks of one thing and one thing only.

Waco.

Creepiest, most fucked up place in this state by far.  And, yes, I'm considering Collie Station.

11 hours ago, ss13 said:

Interesting tats 

 

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If interesting = horribad, then yes, very interesting indeed.

14 minutes ago, 3adays said:

She appears to be a cutter. That or she had coke lines branded on her arm. 

Shoulder surgeries from her bodybuilding days, duh.

I know Seth pretty probably as well as [mention=671]Kyrie Eleison[/mention], and have known him for almost 20 years.  This is going to be an interesting case.  I’m baffled on one hand, and shaking my head on the other.   

but...are you really all that surprised? i mean the type of felony, sure...

but a felony?

not really.
6 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


but...are you really all that surprised? i mean the type of felony, sure...

but a felony?

not really.

Baffled at the type, shaking my head because....sooner or later....

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12 hours ago, ss13 said:

Interesting tats 

 

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1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

I know Seth pretty probably as well as @Kyrie Eleison, and have known him for almost 20 years.  This is going to be an interesting case.  I’m baffled on one hand, and shaking my head on the other.   

Why is this going to be interesting?

I feel like you "friends" of this lawyer know something we all don't. The fucking guy got caught paying someone to kill someone. How the fuck is that interesting? 

18 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


but...are you really all that surprised? i mean the type of felony, sure...

but a felony?

not really.

Potential "victim" was a kiddie diddler?

Pretty much this...

 

4 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

  I’m baffled on one hand, and shaking my head on the other.   

I was baffled on one hand, back in high school, but at least I could still throw the splitter.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Why is this going to be interesting?

I feel like you "friends" of this lawyer know something we all don't. The fucking guy got caught paying someone to kill someone. How the fuck is that interesting? 

It’s interesting because I’m almost certain there will be more stuff come out. Kyrie and I have talked about it and our reactions are very similar.  Just kind of shocking that something like this happened with him, but not that something happened with him, and that there will likely be some weird shit we see.   Plain and simple 

4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

It’s interesting because I’m almost certain there will be more stuff come out. Kyrie and I have talked about it and our reactions are very similar.  Just kind of shocking that something like this happened with him, but not that something happened with him, and that there will likely be some weird shit we see.   Plain and simple 

Sounds pretty fuckin' far from "simple".

If these fuckers smoked more weed most likely none of this shit woulda happened.

I doubt RT had a hand.

21 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I was baffled on one hand, back in high school, but at least I could still throw the splitter.

"Make you look like a fool, boy."

3 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Iso on Crazy Eyes and CenTex Boomerang Face

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You just make up boomerang face?  I like it.

Is it just me or does there appear to be a mild fitlump resemblance?

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Why is this going to be interesting?

I feel like you "friends" of this lawyer know something we all don't. The fucking guy got caught paying someone to kill someone. How the fuck is that interesting? 

Is it because a lawyer actually was caught? Lulz

25 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I did...Box Face wasn't cutting it.

Too late.  Daylon Mack's father applied for the copyright to "Texas Boomerang Face."

19 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Damn, that is a rough 33...

That's a rough 43, or even 48.

15 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Pussy ain't supposed to be scary shit, but there it is.

Buddy of mine was going to drop by the house yesterday but had to reschedule because of this, somehow he has ties to the family and this fucked up his day. He's going to come by today so maybe I can get some dirt later.

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2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Iso on Crazy Eyes and CenTex Boomerang Face

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Boomerang face. I like it. Because when you see this bitch coming you turn and walk the other way like a boomerang.

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