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#5551
2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


Dude is talking about pay-offs like it’s botox treatment. Republicans can no longer be blackmailed. Scandal will no longer be a word soon. It’ll be like the word, Cockalorum.

That's just a fancy word for Rick Santorum's sexual escapades.

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#5553
Fair enough.  
Along those same lines, I would like to have a foursome with Taylor Swift, Zoe Saldana and Jennifer Lopez, purely in the spirit of making a statement about race relations in America and the need to reach across the aisle without discriminating.
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#5555
2 hours ago, In10se said:

How insane that republicans are so inherently racist and are self aware of their racism to the point they will actually pay off black people to sell out their own people just so republicans can feel better about themselves. Rationalization becomes easier if you rig up situations to pay minorities to tell you that you aren't racist. 

What a country 

In the case of Candace Owens, Trump/Republicans didn't start paying her to talk a certain way.  As a young, presentable, and educated African-American woman, she correctly predicted if she spewed anti-Black Lives Matter, anti-Ferguson, and "liberals are the real racists" rhetoric that there would be an audience for it.  So she started a YouTube channel, went on InfoWars, got hired by Charlie Kirk, and boom. She's now pulling Kanye's strings and hanging out with Don Jr. 

Her YouTube name is "Red Pill Black", as she quickly, conveniently, and magically turned from liberal to "conservative" right around the time Trumpism was in full bloom. She speaks exactly like an old, white Trumpkin.  I'm telling you, she is gonna become a big deal for the Trump campaign. Investigative journalists need to do their homework on this woman. 

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#5556
4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

In the case of Candace Owens, Trump/Republicans didn't start paying her to talk a certain way.  As a young, presentable, and educated African-American woman, she correctly predicted if she spewed anti-Black Lives Matter, anti-Ferguson, and "liberals are the real racists" rhetoric that there would be an audience for it.  So she started a YouTube channel, went on InfoWars, got hired by Charlie Kirk, and boom. She's now pulling Kanye's strings and hanging out with Don Jr. 

Her YouTube name is "Red Pill Black", as she quickly, conveniently, and magically turned from liberal to "conservative" right around the time Trumpism was in full bloom. She speaks exactly like an old, white Trumpkin.  I'm telling you, she is gonna become a big deal for the Trump campaign. Investigative journalists need to do their homework on this woman. 

The point being she is being compensated and is gaining reward to be traitorous towards her own people because republicans are all too thirsty for whatever can rationalize their racism. 

#5558
On 5/5/2018 at 2:30 PM, Dr. Teeth said:
He also said this at the same roundtable. 
 
Spoiler

President Trump lambasted U.S. immigration policies Saturday, stating that the U.S. may have to "close up" its borders. 

Speaking at a business roundtable in Cleveland, Trump acknowledged that officials are working to repair certain areas of the nation's border controls, but said the U.S. needs "much more money."   

"We may have to close up our country to get this straight," he said, but did not offer more details on the logistics.

"You can't allow people to pour into our country like they're doing," Trump went on. "If we don't have borders, you don't have a country," he said, chiding Democrats for "open border" policies.

Trump's long-standing promises for a new wall stretching across the U.S.-Mexico border suffered a blow earlier this year when Congress allocated only $1.6 billion toward border security measures in a trillion-dollar spending bill — billions less than the White House demanded. 

U.S. Customs and Border Protection noted a recent surge in border crossings from Mexico during March after seeing a historic low in 2017.

Last month, the Pentagon authorized the deployment of 4,000 National Guard troops to be sent to the border in Texas, California, New Mexico and Arizona as part of Trump's plan to strengthen immigration enforcement along the southern border. 

 

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/386375-trump-on-border-control-we-may-need-to-close-up-our-country

#5561
4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

In the case of Candace Owens, Trump/Republicans didn't start paying her to talk a certain way.  As a young, presentable, and educated African-American woman, she correctly predicted if she spewed anti-Black Lives Matter, anti-Ferguson, and "liberals are the real racists" rhetoric that there would be an audience for it.  So she started a YouTube channel, went on InfoWars, got hired by Charlie Kirk, and boom. She's now pulling Kanye's strings and hanging out with Don Jr. 

Her YouTube name is "Red Pill Black", as she quickly, conveniently, and magically turned from liberal to "conservative" right around the time Trumpism was in full bloom. She speaks exactly like an old, white Trumpkin.  I'm telling you, she is gonna become a big deal for the Trump campaign. Investigative journalists need to do their homework on this woman. 

She's an enterprising hankie. 

#5562

Trump is president. Kanye is giving him advice. Judge Jeanine is being considered by Trump for the Supreme Court. 

I don't know what the fuck someone put in my drink circa 2015 or so, but I hope it wears off soon. This has been one hell of a long, strange trip. 

#5563

We're going to have to get Rudy his own thread around here. He's earning it.

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#5564
4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sadly, Gina Haspel is about the best we could possibly hope for to run the CIA with this administration.

Let me guess----------------you thought our last CIA Director was aces.

#5566
1 minute ago, Tennesseehorn said:

Let me guess----------------you thought our last CIA Director was aces.

 

Let me guess ------ you think Gina Haspel is the best possible candidate to lead the CIA.

#5569

Judge Jeanine almost makes Hannity look reasonable.  She's a certifiable loon and a grade A cunt.  She's also a criminal who shouldn't be near a news channel, much less the Supreme Court.

#5576
2 hours ago, Pods said:

Trump is president. Kanye is giving him advice. Judge Jeanine is being considered by Trump for the Supreme Court. 

I don't know what the fuck someone put in my drink circa 2015 or so, but I hope it wears off soon. This has been one hell of a long, strange trip. 

When the Cubs won the World Series, we entered the darkest timeline.

#5577
56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Sounds like our government right now.  Trump supporters, the Republicans with a conscience, and Dems.   Liars, Leakers, and Liberals. 

#5580
1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

It's an incredibly minor thing, but Trump's habit of abbreviating certain words, seemingly at random, and replacing them with only the first letter capitalized is one of the weirdest things he does.

#5584

He probably had five or six hamburgers at the country club yesterday. He'll be on the shitter all morning.

#5586
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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"There is no O, it's called Fighting Back"

 

That's an admission of guilt, right?

#5589
14 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

"There is no O, it's called Fighting Back"

 

That's an admission of guilt, right?

An admission of guilt that he couldn't deliver a woman's orgasm.

#5591
11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I saw her ranting on TV once, she came off as bat shit crazy. With that said, I would and she looks like she would require some carb loading ahead of time.

#5593
37 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

An admission of guilt that he couldn't deliver a woman's orgasm.

The female orgasm is fake news!

#5594
2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It's an incredibly minor thing, but Trump's habit of abbreviating certain words, seemingly at random, and replacing them with only the first letter capitalized is one of the weirdest things he does.

It's definitely annoying, but not as bad as his Random capitalization of Words and the way he uses parentheses to clarify his words. He does this all the time (often).

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

#5596

I was offline over the weekend? Anything interesting happen? Did the idiot get us into any wars?

#5597
6 minutes ago, sachick said:

I was offline over the weekend? Anything interesting happen? Did the idiot get us into any wars?

Rudy Guiliani continued to shit his pants on national television on behalf of trump and friends, which will likely have some negative legal repercussions for trump

#5600

I want to have aggressive sex with Pirro then sneak out when she’s in the shower washing off her face.


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