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#22851
28 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Rumor is that he smuggled women onto submarines inside of giant birthday cakes.

Would have been easier on a battleship.

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#22852

Still a pussy who doesn’t have the balls to start firing people. 

And also:

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#22854
32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

a pussy who doesn’t have the balls to start firing people. 

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He can’t even speak for himself anymore on Twitter due to legal liability.  He has to quote B-list celebrities to convey his messages.

SAD!

#22855
38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Still a pussy who doesn’t have the balls to start firing people. 

And also:

 

So she’s unknown.

#22857
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think it's a complex function of sexual assault, tax fraud, money laundering, and a demonstrable lack of knowledge of history or law.

Uh, I guess you're not a Seagal fan, cause if you were, you'd already know that none of that matters...Steven Seagal is

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#22859
1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

With all this boat and women talk, I can't decide between an Erika Eleniak or Always Sunny reference. 

 

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#22863
4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think it's a complex function of sexual assault, tax fraud, money laundering, and a demonstrable lack of knowledge of history or law.

White male $$launderer$$ needed! Only the ignorant need apply.  Racist a plus.  Must be willing to learn Russian.

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#22865
7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Welp, this is lovely 

the best people....true Christians.  Christ said such hits as love only thy white neighbors, keep the shirt on your back and the loud and bloated will inherit what's left of the earth.  

#22866
55 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

the best people....true Christians.  Christ said such hits as love only thy white neighbors, keep the shirt on your back and the loud and bloated will inherit what's left of the earth.  

Didn’t you hear?  She adopted some colored kids so there’s no way she could be prejudiced.  

#22868
Didn’t you hear?  She adopted some colored kids so there’s no way she could be prejudiced.  

Andrew Jackson adopted an Indian kid, so the Trail of Tears never happened.
#22869
57 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Some of her best kids are black.  

Some of them I assume are good people.

#22870

A lot of people are saying that all of her kids are rapists and murderers.

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#22871
6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Didn’t you hear?  She adopted some colored kids so there’s no way she could be prejudiced.  

I suspect "adopted" is alt-right for enslaved.

#22874

I enjoy when people are unable to listen to others, and then claim that the other side is unable to define their argument. 

#22875
37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Can't say I really care what Omarosa has to say about anything. 

#22876
41 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I enjoy when people are unable to listen to others, and then claim that the other side is unable to define their argument. 

You can interview 10 people on the street and you'd get 10 different definitions of patriotism.  Is it exercising your Constitutional right to vote?  Is it public service?  Is it military service?  Is it wrapping yourself in the American flag so no one sees your bone spurs?  Maybe its wearing your American flag bikini to the bitch.  Guess that makes it undefinable.

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#22877
23 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Can't say I really care what Omarosa has to say about anything. 

 

I'm probably the last person in the world who would ever defend Trump, but if he was such a pig on "The Apprentice", why did she go work for him at the White House?

Not that I doubt the idea that he is in fact a racist pig, but she has almost zero credibility.

 

 

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#22878
39 minutes ago, retread said:

 

And he's off and running with most players are unable to define racism. Must because he's smart and doesn't pay taxes or worry about the emolument clause.  

#22882

Yeah, Mike Pence, a football game is no place to protest.

#22883
24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

I'm probably the last person in the world who would ever defend Trump, but if he was such a pig on "The Apprentice", why did she go work for him at the White House?

Not that I doubt the idea that he is in fact a racist pig, but she has almost zero credibility.

 

 

Because she is a horrible person.  Michael Cohen is also a horrible person.  Rick Gates - horrible person.  Trump has a surrounded himself with horrible people, because those are the only people willing to be around him.  Which is great, because they will gladly throw him to the wolves for a buck or to avoid justice.  Fuck him and his cabal of horrible people.

#22884

'be cool' has long been a tag line for Limbaugh. No doubt he's in the ear of the orange pustule.

#22885
57 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Many people don't know that Omarosa thinks the N-word is Narnia.

#22889
50 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You can interview 10 people on the street and you'd get 10 different definitions of patriotism.  Is it exercising your Constitutional right to vote?  Is it public service?  Is it military service?  Is it wrapping yourself in the American flag so no one sees your bone spurs?  Maybe its wearing your American flag bikini to the bitch.  Guess that makes it undefinable.

Like most things it doesn’t have to be defined to be identifiable.  

#22891
1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Can't say I really care what Omarosa has to say about anything. 

She can have 15 more minutes if she has a tape.  Then she can go away.

#22892

Erdogan can fix the Lira by personally threatening to beat up each citizen of Turkey.

#22894
1 hour ago, retread said:

'be cool' has long been a tag line for Limbaugh. No doubt he's in the ear of the orange pustule.

That's weird because there is absolutely nothing cool about either Limbaugh or Trump. 

#22895

Jr. posted the worst, most obvious photoshop job ever.

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#22900
1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

 
 

Wait, he knows a strong dollar leads to an increase in the trade deficit, right?  I thought trade deficits were bad? 

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