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#38002
Thank God Trump is making the world respected us again after 8 years of bow and apologize.
I mean did European countries ever make tribute videos for Obama? No, no they didn't.  But as you can see here, Europe has the utmost respect for Trump. /sarcasm
Europe's troll game is strong


that link tried to give my phone the hiv...
#38004

Steam... steam? Wtf does he think this 1912? Forget the fact that a battleship hasn’t been made in like what almost 80 years? 

Electromagnetics... cmon the fuck one. 

#38005
46 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Steam... steam? Wtf does he think this 1912? Forget the fact that a battleship hasn’t been made in like what almost 80 years? 

Electromagnetics... cmon the fuck one. 

You can take your elitism and shove it up your ass...

Coal fired steam ships are the future!  

#38006
50 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Steam... steam? Wtf does he think this 1912? Forget the fact that a battleship hasn’t been made in like what almost 80 years? 

Electromagnetics... cmon the fuck one. 

Why do we need new fangled battleships? Ironclads were doing just fine.  The Merrimack and Monitor battle was historic. People still talk about it. Let's build those again. 

#38011

That lounge act opened with  'Sittin' on the Dock of the Trump' then seamlessly rolled into 'Trump Will Be Trumping Around the Trump When He Trumps' and slowed things down with the their version of the Kiss power ballad of 'Beth' that they call 'Trump.'

#38014
41 minutes ago, Chooky said:

That lounge act opened with  'Sittin' on the Dock of the Trump' 

I'm waiting on Weird Al's parody "Sittin' on the Cock of the Trump".

Image result for ivanka lap donald

#38015

I'll bet he falls asleep to that song playing on his steam powered gramophone tonight.

#38016
11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm waiting on Weird Al's parody "Sittin' on the Cock of the Trump".

Image result for ivanka lap donald

Please, dear god, tell me that’s not a real picture. 

#38017
1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

Please, dear god, tell me that’s not a real picture. 

Why do you ask, Two Parrots Fucking?

#38018
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Why do you ask, Two Parrots Fucking?

Yes, I despise birds and seeing that parrot in the throes of orgasm is too much to handle. 

#38019
Just now, Chrispy said:

Yes, I despise birds and seeing that parrot in the throes of orgasm is too much to handle. 

So....the fact that our president saw fit to pose propped on that sculpture with his daughter sitting his lap is the SECOND most disturbing thing about that picture?   Okayyyy.....

#38020
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So....the fact that our president saw fit to pose propped on that sculpture with his daughter sitting his lap is the SECOND most disturbing thing about that picture?   Okayyyy.....

Sarcasm my man, I honestly didn’t even notice the parrots until you pointed it out. 

#38022

Place the following in order of offense:

-  Donny’s fabulous shoes.

-   Daddy parrot fucking daughter parrot

-   Daddy “human” preparing to fuck daughter “human”

#38024
38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And that’s not even the incestiesty picture of Daddy Trump and Baby Girl.

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Who could forget this gem?

 

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#38030
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm waiting on Weird Al's parody "Sittin' on the Cock of the Trump".

Image result for ivanka lap donald

She’s got the after coitus glow, wife tells me about it all the time. 

#38034
54 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean, the president can’t get a loan from an American bank but whatever.
 

Probably using a company that donated to the GOP.  Probably one that’s been hacked and lost customer data repeatedly . 

Edited by atomheartbevo

#38036
5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm waiting on Weird Al's parody "Sittin' on the Cock of the Trump".

Image result for ivanka lap donald

He's already parodied it for Pence...it was called "Sitting on the cock of the gay"

#38040

Oh shit, that could start a war. Good thing we have a strong, capable leader that can effectively rebuke Russia and de... Oh... Oh no

#38041
12 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

Oh shit, that could start a war. Good thing we have a strong, capable leader that can effectively rebuke Russia and de... Oh... Oh no

Trump: Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t. It’s all so hard to say with the fake news these days.  Look, they do a lot of business with me, they put a lot of money through my companies.  That’s a lot of American jobs.

Edited by atomheartbevo

#38047
13 minutes ago, Vein said:

I can't find anything on Trump's “Save Our Seas Act of 2018” from CNN and this was back in October. If you read the press conference, no one even asks about the Act.

So. fucking. hilarious.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/3508/text

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-signing-s-3508-save-seas-act-2018/

 

It was just a simple reauthorization of an existing policy.  Why would there be any fanfare?

#38048
1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

It was just a simple reauthorization of an existing policy.  Why would there be any fanfare?

Geez, I don't know. Maybe it actually is something instead of the non-stories CNN conjures up as news. If this was a Democrat president, CNN would be giving him a ZJ and you know that. 

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