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  • SInce y'all seem to be my clearinghouse for all things political, let me tell a story.  A couple of them, actually.  Three, if you want to be specific. When I was 14 I went with a family frien

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#40252
12 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I am...how does that work?

it's a twitter parody account that takes his tweets and puts them into official WH statement formats

#40253
12 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I am...how does that work?

It’s a bot someone set up with the gag being that since tweets are officially official statements of the president, someone thought it should look official. 

#40255
11 minutes ago, El Tri said:

it's a twitter parody account that takes his tweets and puts them into official WH statement formats

How did I not know this until now? I seriously though that was just how the WH was releasing these statements.

#40256
18 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

It’s a bot someone set up with the gag being that since tweets are officially official statements of the president, someone thought it should look official. 

well i'll go fuck myself now.

#40257

I follow it so I don’t follow him directly. It’s a great reminder how fucked up it is to have a POTUS saying the shit he says

#40258
Everything he does is so fucking weird. Like an alien in human form trying to pretend to do human things.


Explains why Ted Cruz has been sucking his dick.


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#40260

Smocking is no joke. I used to make outfits and smock them by hand when my kids were babies.

That shit takes hours.

I made both of these.

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#40261
32 minutes ago, Lurch said:

I follow it so I don’t follow him directly. It’s a great reminder how fucked up it is to have a POTUS saying the shit he says

This X 1000.

Plus, it's so presidential to see it in the proper form.   Really ties it all together.

 

Edited by Francisco 2.0

#40264
27 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I made both of these.

The smocks or the kids? Nice work either way.

#40266
1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

well i'll go fuck myself now.

It was news to me as well so move over.

#40269
12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

It was news to me as well so move over.

There's no shame in thinking those were legitimate.  Consider all the absurd shit that has gone down in the last 23 months, and then weigh those "official" WH statements against history.

They don't even move the needle.

#40270

Smocking Gun is trending #2 on Twitter. Trump is so schizophrenic right now. He loves that he's getting all the attention but hates that it's because everyone is making fun of him. He's probably curled up in a ball right now alternating between smiles and tears. 

#40271
4 hours ago, bolverk said:

The hell is he trying to accuse Obama of in that tweet? I can't think of any litigation that he was involved in.

Obama's campaign committed finance violations; failure to report donations in a timely manner IIRC.  He was fined $375,000 by the Fed. Election Commission.

#40272
11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

They don't even move the needle.

 

You don’t just conjure up a smock.  The needle must move.  

#40274
2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Smocking Gun is trending #2 on Twitter. Trump is so schizophrenic right now. He loves that he's getting all the attention but hates that it's because everyone is making fun of him. He's probably curled up in a ball right now alternating between smiles and tears. 

Trump's Greatest Hits is gonna be an amazing collection of tunes:  

 

Covfefe

Smocking Gun

Boarder Song

Stable Genius

Email Shemale

Fake Gnus

Witch Hunt

2 Busy 2 Golf

Councel Council 

Wire Tap Dat Frederick Douglass (explicit)

Space Force Odyssey

Mo' Peeps

Both Sides (Now)

MS-13 Year Olds, Dude

Steel Planther

Benghazi!

Roll Dem Bone Spurs

Another Brick In The Wall (Waters)

Witch Hunt (Dance Remix)

 

#40275

The smoking gun standard was the last line of defense for Nixon and has been used by other GOP presidents since then. In the earlier cases, it sets an absurdly high standard for proof.

Trump has gone from "it's all a lie" to "they can't prove it without a smoking gun." We've seen this show before. Forty million Americans still cling to Trump like barnacles without the intelligence of a barnacle.

Trump doesn't seem to be able to fully grasp that the iron jaws of the FBI and Justice Department are clamping down. He's managed to get by on slickness and money his whole life. He's a jackal about to get snatched up by a lion.

I don't desire that for a president, but he put himself where he is. Let the jaws close without relent.

#40276
The smocks or the kids? Nice work either way.


Both! And thanks! They’re 16 and 20 now so I appreciate Dotard fucking up his spelling so I had an excuse to pull out a baby picture.
#40278
1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

 


Both! And thanks! They’re 16 and 20 now so I appreciate Dotard fucking up his spelling so I had an excuse to pull out a baby picture.

 

Shit, you’re turning into that crazy about to be empty nester Mom.  

#40279
2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Shit, you’re turning into that crazy about to be empty nester Mom.  

Admit it, you're a little turned on.

#40281

No one who hopes to have a future in politics is going to take the CoS position.  He's going to end up with another Rudy or Stephen Miller.

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#40283
Just now, kevwun said:

No one who hopes to have a future in politics is going to take the CoS position.  He's going to end up with another Rudy.

It's going to be the hilarious marker of the end of the presidency:  He couldn't find anyone willing to work for him.

#40284
Just now, kevwun said:

No one who hopes to have a future in politics is going to take the CoS position.  He's going to end up with another Rudy.

I’m thinking Bill Shine or someone else already ostracized from the normal political world.

#40286
No one who hopes to have a future in politics is going to take the CoS position.  He's going to end up with another Rudy or Stephen Miller.


The Mooch is the hero we both need and deserve.

Think this clown show can’t get any clownier??

Put Mooch in the driver’s seat of the clown car.
#40287
5 hours ago, ADHD said:

Good Lord he's tripling down on throwing Cohen under the bus. 

He's gone from I have no idea about this payment to my Lawyer misfiled.

that and smocking guns.  My kingdom for a smocking gun. 

#40288
42 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Smocking Gun is trending #2 on Twitter. Trump is so schizophrenic right now. He loves that he's getting all the attention but hates that it's because everyone is making fun of him. He's probably curled up in a ball right now alternating between smiles and tears. 

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#40289

Not sure why he hasn't made Kellyanne his COS. Seems like the perfect fit... for him at least. 

#40291
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This X 1000.

Plus, it's so presidential to see it in the proper form.   Really ties it all together.

 

I always read it like an SNL skit--and now a message from the President. 

#40294
2 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Got money on Hannity with Barron to show.

I was thinking Hannity, too. But they wouldn't give up a valuable propaganda asset like that. Plus, huge pay cut for Hannity.

#40295
4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Ladies and gentlemen,  please welcome, with their greatest hit of all time!!!

Deep State Purple!!!!!

Smock, on the water...

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I can't wait for their follow up single Smockin' in the Boys' Room.  

#40296

I'm sorry---did I just hear on MSNBC that Trump is considering the current President of the Yankees as his Chief of Staff?  I don't know who I dislike more, Trump or the Yankees.  But the upside is, the guy will almost certainly bring Morgan, Wilhelm, and Costanza with him to fill out the staff.  Shit, even Tartabull may get a role.  

#40297
29 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

It's going to be the hilarious marker of the end of the presidency:  He couldn't find anyone willing to work for him.

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#40298
19 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm sorry---did I just hear on MSNBC that Trump is considering the current President of the Yankees as his Chief of Staff?  I don't know who I dislike more, Trump or the Yankees.  But the upside is, the guy will almost certainly bring Morgan, Wilhelm, and Costanza with him to fill out the staff.  Shit, even Tartabull may get a role.  

Yankees President $300k plus. 

WH Chief of Staff $180k.

Sure, he will take that job. Ordinarily, I guess a Trump position would net you at least another 100k in grift, but that door is closing quickly and everyone that isn't Trump knows it. 

#40299
4 hours ago, Bookman said:

To be honest, it's exceptionally easy to feed Christians a load of bullshit.

Well, sure. Pretty much by definition, right? But to deceive in such a blatantly unchristian fashion. It's amazing. 

The phrase "wolf in sheep's clothing" comes from the bible. The devil will appear as a sheep but it's a wolf inside. Trump is all wolf. He's not hiding it. He's foul and crass and crude. And the exact opposite of "love thy neighbor." The bible says the Prince of darkness will appear as an angel of light. Not so with Trump. He's mean and ugly and doesn't even try to hide his deception. His darkness is overt and in your face. Is there a commandment he hasn't broken? I wouldn't call taking his dad's money and calling it a personal accomplishment honoring his father. 

I would've expected the Great Deceiver to be more subtle and seductive, appearing as beautiful and fair. Trump has accomplished the deception while virtually sporting horns and a pointed tail. 

#40300

Meanwhile, the US Government is joining Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait as one of four countries refusing to endorse the latest climate report.  This is totally normal and makes a ton of sense.  

What's the word?  Turbofucked?

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