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#1102
49 minutes ago, Nope said:

Lol, so they really think “not a criminal target” and “not a target” mean the same thing?

 

45 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 


They also don’t understand how immaterial and fleeting those specific labels are.

 

Feels like y’all are grasping for straws.  

#1103
42 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Apparently I neglected the expected high posting standards required on surlyhorns.

A lot of us appreciate your contributions around here, but it would be better if you'd provide a bit more context than just the tweet. Nobody is shitting on you for posting, they're just asking you to spend a few extra seconds in your post so that it is more manageable while the board kinks are being worked out.

#1104
50 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Apparently I neglected the expected high posting standards required on surlyhorns.

New regime, new standards lol.

#1106

Jennifer Jacobs✔@JenniferJJacobs
 Samantha Dravis, a top aide to EPA chief Scott Pruitt, has resigned, an agency official confirms to me. 

She’s one of former Trump staff secretary Rob Porter’s ex-girlfriends, and was in the news during the turmoil over the Porter abuse allegations.

9:30 AM - Apr 5, 2018

#1107
[url=
?s=21][/url] our President is a lunatic 


Drop the ?s21 from your tweets. That’s their new feature that takes you to a certain point in the video


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/981859214380462081
#1109
54 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

Feels like y’all are grasping for straws.  

Quite the contrary, we’re calling out straw grasping. 

#1110

Senator Rand Paul  ✔   @RandPaul
 .@EPAScottPruitt is likely the bravest and most conservative member of Trump's cabinet.  We need him to help @realDonaldTrump drain the regulatory swamp.

9:01 AM - Apr 5, 2018

#1111

Jesus, Rand Paul. What a stupid hill to die on. Except of course you won't feel any repercussions from your constituents for carrying water for both Pruitt and Trump. Yay team!

#1112

I think his neighbor beat the last bit of conscience out of Rand Paul.  The cabinet member who has already wasted hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars on himself and staff is draining the swamp?

#1113

Pruitt has been one of the most effective members of this administration.  Not surprising at all to see the Randian Rand Paul stick up for him.

#1114

That's really surprising for somebody pushing the whole anti-swamp angle, since Pruitt is showing he's just making it deeper and bigger.

#1116
5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think his neighbor beat the last bit of conscience out of Rand Paul.  The cabinet member who has already wasted hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars on himself and staff is draining the swamp?

To them, the swamp is regulations, and not bureaucratic waste. They want the gov't to emulate business, and businesses have ridiculously compensated executives even when they are failing. 

Its the rank and file folks who do the actual work that they want to eat sand, both in the gov't and in private enterprise. 

Edited by FondrenRoad

#1117
11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Jesus, Rand Paul. What a stupid hill to die on. Except of course you won't feel any repercussions from your constituents for carrying water for both Pruitt and Trump. Yay team!

Or they need to keep Pruitt around to be acting AG after Sessions is fired, and fire Mueller.  Rand Paul has already come out against Mueller's appointment.

#1119

Lmao.  Anyone do a drive by on Shaggy?  88badmofo is still there and begging to be a mod.  His request got shit on.  But he’s a persistent son of a bitch.  

Swam you forgot to drag your boy onto the life raft.  

#1122
That's really surprising for somebody pushing the whole anti-swamp angle, since Pruitt is showing he's just making it deeper and bigger.


Paul was REALLY precise with his verbiage in that tweet. He said “REGULATORY swamp”.
#1124
45 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

lol Rand cares far more about neutering the EPA than corruption

Esto.

Most "libertarians" love corruption, so long as they're the ones doing it.

#1128

Good news, guys. There was a caravan of Canadians on their way toward the United States and our porous northern border... but I stopped them by tweeting at them.

You probably didn't even hear about it... but it happened... I did it... you're welcome.

(please clap)

-hoarsewhisper

#1131
50 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lmao.  Anyone do a drive by on Shaggy?  88badmofo is still there and begging to be a mod.  His request got shit on.  But he’s a persistent son of a bitch.  

Swam you forgot to drag your boy onto the life raft.  

Thanks, I just drove by and threw up a little bit in my mouth. 

#1134
35 minutes ago, retread said:

It's fascinating to watch nearly all Rs bend the knee to Cheeto

FOX News told them to.

#1135

The approaching hoard of illegals has been joined by a naval armada composed of ms-13 members riding on manatees.  Rolling back the protections for manatees and other endangered species is the only way to keep us safe.

#1136

Trump has taken credit a reduction in immigrants at the border but now it's a National Guard worthy crisis?

Somebody is blowing the dog whistle for a reason.....

#1137

We should provide the caravan with American full size trucks. They'll end up living in them in southern Mexico because they won't be able to keep the guzzlers gassed up for the whole trip.

EPA playing string theory chess while we're picking our noses.

#1139
Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Shit happens.  

But usually not when perched right on top of the face of some young lass. 

 

At least that's not in my bag of tricks. 

Edited by Anastasis

#1140
4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

But usually not when perched right on top of the face of some young lass. 

 

At least that's not in my bag of tricks. 

TJhooker has a fucking C-130 full of tricks.  Unfortunately that’s one of them.  

Apologies.  

#1143
9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Am I the only one looking at busted imagur links?

#1147

 

Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman met with Jared Kushner in October

Salman has since bragged about using classified intelligence from Kushner as part of a crackdown on 'corrupt' princes and businessmen in Saudi Arabia

He said the intelligence from Kushner included information on those who were disloyal to Salman and who were his 'enemies', insiders tell DailyMail 

Kushner's attorney's spokesman said it was 'false' that the president's son-in-law passed on secrets and that he was 'well aware of the rules'

The crown prince launched his crackdown on corruption in November, days after he met Kushner for talks in Riyadh

Hundreds were rounded up, including princes from rival parts of the Saudi royal family and some of the country's wealthiest businessmen

But the crackdown saw accusations of torture and at least one reported death 

#1148
1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman met with Jared Kushner in October

Salman has since bragged about using classified intelligence from Kushner as part of a crackdown on 'corrupt' princes and businessmen in Saudi Arabia

He said the intelligence from Kushner included information on those who were disloyal to Salman and who were his 'enemies', insiders tell DailyMail 

Kushner's attorney's spokesman said it was 'false' that the president's son-in-law passed on secrets and that he was 'well aware of the rules'

The crown prince launched his crackdown on corruption in November, days after he met Kushner for talks in Riyadh

Hundreds were rounded up, including princes from rival parts of the Saudi royal family and some of the country's wealthiest businessmen

But the crackdown saw accusations of torture and at least one reported death 

Who cares if people died?  They're brown.  They're not American.  Ipso facto they aren't really people.  Kushner just drained the swamp by having rival brown people killed.  #MAGA

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