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#16451
7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

slorch'd

It's funny really. My parents and Slorch live in the same suburb of Houston and if you spoke to them, you'd think roving gangs of MS-13 and ISIS were rounding up citizens, beheading them, stealing their hard-earned cookie cutter houses and soccer mom SUVs and raping their daughters while pillaging The Woodlands Mall and replacing all the Panera Breads in town with goat kabob and keema markets.

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#16452
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's funny really. My parents and Slorch live in the same suburb of Houston and if you spoke to them, you'd think roving gangs of MS-13 and ISIS were rounding up citizens, beheading them, stealing their hard-earned cookie cutter houses and soccer mom SUVs and raping their daughters while pillaging The Woodlands Mall and replacing all the Panera Breads in town with goat kabob and keema markets.

You should take your parents for lunch down to Hillcroft just for laughs. 

#16453
5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's funny really. My parents and Slorch live in the same suburb of Houston and if you spoke to them, you'd think roving gangs of MS-13 and ISIS were rounding up citizens, beheading them, stealing their hard-earned cookie cutter houses and soccer mom SUVs and raping their daughters while pillaging The Woodlands Mall and replacing all the Panera Breads in town with goat kabob and keema markets.

The trannys are raping the children in the public restrooms. MS-13 kill them when they come out of the bathroom. Keep up. 

#16454
3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

1. Make a stupid post that makes you seem like an idiot.
2. Get called out on it.
3. Say "I did that because the other side does it."
4. Fail to realize that Step #3 does not make you seem like less of an idiot even if it were true, which everyone can tell it's not.

Sorry, no profit step.

It's what is accepted as the norm now.  The CYA move with weak sauce humor. 

The profit step would have been to recognize he had assumed something that wasn't there and apologized.  No harm, no foul, carry on. 

But this has become the normative way of discussion/debate for many on both sides.  That really is sad. 

#16455
Just now, YChang said:

You should take your parents for lunch down to Hillcroft just for laughs. 

Like most morons who vote Republican and watch Fox News religiously, my mother doesn't go inside Beltway 8 unless she's forced to because it's "scary." Also the food on Hillcroft is "weird" and "smells funny" so she'd never eat it.

Anything spicier than milk is too exotic.

She is literally the perfect Trump voter.

Edited by Js1

#16457

I’d love to see what’s going on in Trump’s head while Putin is speaking at the podium. 

#16459
2 minutes ago, heso said:

I’d love to see what’s going on in Trump’s head while Putin is speaking at the podium. 

Swans, hearts, cupid, rainbows, pee...

#16460

"I'm bored.  I wonder if they have Diet Coke in Helsinki?  Is he going to get extra ice cream at lunch too?  I need to look into that..."

#16461

Bring together Russian and American businessmen. No corruption in that room at all. 

#16462
4 minutes ago, heso said:

I’d love to see what’s going on in Trump’s head while Putin is speaking at the podium. 

polish sausage.

 

 

ditka...

 

 

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sausage...

#16463
20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My wife and I were discussing how you should have to take a civics test every 20 years or so to renew your voter registration, just like a driver license.

I'd settle on a simple cognition test.

#16464

Did I just hear Putin bring up the joint task force on cybersecurity again?  That dude has brass balls, you gotta admit ...

#16465
8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

What's the backstory here?  Let's note that this is in Helsinki.  Finland is a republic . . . hardly anti-press . . . what did this guy (allegedly) do?

#16466
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What's the backstory here?  Let's note that this is in Helsinki.  Finland is a republic . . . hardly anti-press . . . what did this guy (allegedly) do?

I have it on NBC, hollie jackson was pretty vague about it while it was happening. pretty much just said the guy held a sign, pissed off security, and was escorted leaving all of his belongings behind.

Edited by MNLonghornFUKM

#16468
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

What's the backstory here?  Let's note that this is in Helsinki.  Finland is a republic . . . hardly anti-press . . . what did this guy (allegedly) do?

Was holding up a handwritten sign on something about nuclear testing. Was apparently escorted out calmly, was let back in to get his belongings, held the sign up again and was forcibly removed. 

#16469
2 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Did I just hear Putin bring up the joint task force on cybersecurity again?  That dude has brass balls, you gotta admit ...

This is just soul-crushingly depressing. They're basically stating they're going to fuck with the elections again and half the country (or the majority of congress) is practically doing nothing to stop it.

#16470
1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

This is just soul-crushingly depressing. They're basically stating they're going to fuck with the elections again and half the country (or the majority of congress) is practically doing nothing to stop it.

The joint task force would begin with the US allowing Russia to examine our security systems and give us some consultation on where our weak points are. Because our leadership is full of  god damn morons.

#16471
27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

1. Make a stupid post that makes you seem like an idiot.
2. Get called out on it.
3. Say "I did that because the other side does it."
4. Fail to realize that Step #3 does not make you seem like less of an idiot even if it were true, which everyone can tell it's not.

Sorry, no profit step.

Something a fascist, racist, childkiller would say...

 

Everybody is stupid, ‘cept for your side...

Edited by slorch

#16472

Journalist: “...Tump you said the pipeline makes Germany a hostage to Russia...”

putin’s face: yup

#16473
1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

This is just soul-crushingly depressing. They're basically stating they're going to fuck with the elections again and half the country (or the majority of congress) is practically doing nothing to stop it.

Also it makes clear that Trump was just a total Putin stooge when he proposed it awhile back.  I mean, bad enough if Trump came up with the idea.   Even worse that Putin is the one pushing it and Trump just parroted what he was told.   Such a fucking puppet. 

#16478
5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

The joint task force would begin with the US allowing Russia to examine our security systems and give us some consultation on where our weak points are. Because our leadership is full of  god damn morons.

It's always good to get outside perspective.

#16479
1 hour ago, TornACL said:

I enjoy the simpletons who think our options in the world are Trumpism or Socialism. If you don't support Trump's idiotic policies, you're automatically a socialist.

The comment wasn’t about picking one or the other.  It was related to people saying the olds weren’t enlightened enough to access the fantasticness of the EU.

#16480
Just now, Captainant said:

CLASSIC Rick Perry, amirite???

It seems extremely intentional, but then you remember this idiot is running the DoE.

#16483

Holy Christ he’s rambling on a question that wasn’t even directed to him. 

“In closing, electoral college, no collusion.”

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#16485
Slorch also doesn't know the difference between socialism and democratic socialism and social democracy.
Well none of those things were what was advocatd for on Leave It To Beaver so it don't make no nevermind what they are you filthy hippie!
#16486
6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, WHAT?

So if you read that article these guys were going to San Antonio to retrieve radioactive material from a non-profit lab, they brought sensor and a small amount of plutonium to calibrate them. They left this in the back of their car in a shitty area and it got stolen.

#16487
56 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

What a stupid fucking post that has nothing to do with what it was ostensibly replying to.

Well, it's slorch, so what did you expect?

#16488
5 minutes ago, Continental Op said:
1 hour ago, Js1 said:
Slorch also doesn't know the difference between socialism and democratic socialism and social democracy.

Well none of those things were what was advocatd for on Leave It To Beaver so it don't make no nevermind what they are you filthy hippie!

My avatar is not happy with you.

#16490

This press conference with Putin is beyond words. This will go down in history as one of the most astonishing acts of weakness in American presidential history.

#16491
1 hour ago, LongestHorn said:

Any moment now for press conference following US Russia Summit 2018.  Just waiting to learn exactly how amazing a negotiator our POTUS believes he is.  

I’d be scared shitless if I lived in Alaska.

#16492
33 minutes ago, heso said:

I’d love to see what’s going on in Trump’s head while Putin is speaking at the podium. 

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#16494
8 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

So if you read that article these guys were going to San Antonio to retrieve radioactive material from a non-profit lab, they brought sensor and a small amount of plutonium to calibrate them. They left this in the back of their car in a shitty area and it got stolen.

Luckily they just caught the guy who took it and have released a photo of the capture:

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#16497
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Coats said the "worst offenders" are Russia, China, Iran and North Korea -- with Russia the "most aggressive foreign actor, no question. And they continue their efforts to undermine our democracy."

Every day, those countries "are penetrating our digital infrastructure and conducting a range of cyber intrusions and attacks against targets in the United States," he said.

Some of their targets include the federal government, the US military, state and local governments, and US businesses, he said.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/14/politics/director-of-national-intelligence-dan-coats-cyberattacks-russia/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNNp&utm_term=image&utm_content=2018-07-16T10%3A02%3A03

After Coats' testimony and the indictments, all this traitorous orange pustule can do is Buttery Males about HIllary. smh.

#16499
So if you read that article these guys were going to San Antonio to retrieve radioactive material from a non-profit lab, they brought sensor and a small amount of plutonium to calibrate them. They left this in the back of their car in a shitty area and it got stolen.
The shitty area of San Antonio known as "San Antonio."
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