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Trump's greatest irony is that he modeled his government after Mexico.

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1 hour ago, Pods said:

He should try looking at himself, his family and his cabinet then. 

Judging by his hair and the way he dresses Trump hasn't looked in a mirror in over 20 years.

1 hour ago, Constant said:

"An attack on our country" -Trump. 

Fuck you, you fat cunt. 

avatar matches up well to quote

19 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Trump's greatest irony is that he modeled his government after Mexico.

Maybe that's what he meant when he said Mexico will pay for the wall.

Why did everyone stop talking about this scandal?

 

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Has Facebook done a check-in for the attack?

7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Why did everyone stop talking about this scandal?

 

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Look at that tan suit.  Just look at it.  That's the color those muslim sons a bitches wear every day.  

His flag pin is so small. Why does he hate our troops.

9 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

His flag pin is so small. Why does he hate our troops.

It’s the biggest flag allowed for a piece of shit with bone spurs. 

Harlow Giles Unger said it best about this era when he said "These are the fartingest days in the farty age of the rampant flatulence."

And it's only Monday...

2 minutes ago, retread said:

And it's only Monday...

It’s still infrastructure week right?

All week long!

 

Edited by retread

58 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Fucking embarrassment that he considers himself a 'law and order' president. 

The people who got bilked at Trump University deserve to punished, not rewarded.  They should give that money to people who like to dodge trains.

Who gets fired this week?

Trump is angry and Bolton is sitting next to him. You know Bolton...the Iraq WMDs conspiracy theorist. Donotwant

Edited by Loch Ness Monster

Just now, bad_teammate said:

can't wait for a new war initiated to distract us all

Same drum, different beat. 

Forget it. He’s rolling. 

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seems quiet for a Monday.

Bump

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is a great day.

 

Who will actually pay?

a) Campaign

b) Trump Foundation

c) Scott Pruitt pays for it using Endangered Species Act money somehow

d) Mexico

e) ?

I’m gonna BANG a bunch of hookers!! And then I’m gonna get MEXICO TO PAY FOR IT!!!!

[Wild applause] by a bunch of olds/sheep.

Would be funny if it wasn’t so real/pathetic. 

8:25

reporter: Any clarity on (something about the weapons used in Syria attack)

DOTUS: We are getting clarity on that. We're getting some very good clarity, actually.

THAT is the look of a president who will do anything and throw anyone under the bus to save his own skin.  Cornered and desperate is rarely a place a President has been.  I'd be grabbing the popcorn if he wasn't carrying the nuclear football.  Right now Bolton is probably explaining the Reichstag fire to him. 

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20 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

wow. most conflicted. lulz. 

1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

THAT is the look of a president who will do anything and throw anyone under the bus to save his own skin.  Cornered and desperate is rarely a place a President has been.  I'd be grabbing the popcorn if he wasn't carrying the nuclear football.  Right now Bolton is probably explaining the Reichstag fire to him. 

fucking bolton.  jesus. 

The way Trump was hold his arms was comical as well.

And stop wrinkling your suit.

Stormy Daniels gives tell-all interview, poses nude for Penthouse:

 

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Stormy Daniels — who is milking her alleged one-night stand with Donald Trump for maximum exposure — has given an interview to Penthouse magazine covering some areas that were untouched on “60 Minutes.”

The top-heavy porn star, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, also posed nude for the double May-June issue hitting newsstands at the end of the month with her on the cover.

“She answers a lot of questions about Trump that Anderson Cooper didn’t ask,” my source said.

A spokeswoman for the mag said, “It’s a great feature. She looks amazing.”




https://pagesix.com/2018/04/09/stormy-daniels-poses-nude-for-penthouse/

9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wow. most conflicted. lulz. 

What a disgrace. America has diminished itself. Body language screams I’m guilty. 

The only disgrace to this country is you, Dotard (and all the vile and corrupt Team Rs that you and fox have managed to brain wash by using Putin’s playbook).

7 hours ago, longhorndude said:

 


Exactly he’s not a businessman, he’s at best a con man snake oil salesman.

I suspect like most con men he lacks actual wealth but just manages to continuously juggle debt as he moves from victim to victim. He is an economic vampire.

Trump is getting clarity on Syria.  Very good clarity, from what I've heard.  And here I was just waiting to be satisfied with mediocre clarity.  The levels of clarity are clearly above and beyond.    

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Who will actually pay?

a) Campaign

b) Trump Foundation

c) Scott Pruitt pays for it using Endangered Species Act money somehow

d) Mexico

e) ?

Second mortgage time for Michael Cohen

1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

The way Trump was hold his arms was comical as well.

And stop wrinkling your suit.

has private 757. cant invest in a tailor. eats steak well done. 

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CBS execs are freaking out over looming Charlie Rose exposé

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Kadro oversaw Rose — who was fired in November 2017 after the Washington Post reported that eight women alleged he had sexually harassed them — while Fager was Rose’s boss at “60 Minutes” and Licht hired Rose to co-anchor “CBS This Morning.”

“A lot of people have NDAs, and CBS [execs] have told staff who they believe have spoken to the Washington Post that they’ll enforce them,” said another network source.

Meanwhile, a source accused CBS News of hypocrisy — for framing alleged Donald Trump mistress Stormy Daniels as brave for breaking her NDA to speak to the network’s “60 Minutes” but warning its own staff about breaking theirs.

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CBS double standard?  Does it matter?

https://pagesix.com/2018/04/09/cbs-execs-are-freaking-out-over-looming-charlie-rose-expose/

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