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12 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Don't get your hopes up...I've heard it was God who made him president.

I'm not getting my hopes up or down... just asking questions over here.

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6 hours ago, F250 said:

I suspect like most con men he lacks actual wealth but just manages to continuously juggle debt as he moves from victim to victim. He is an economic vampire.

If there is Russian Kompromat, exposing Trump as a financial fraud would matter far more to Trump than any golden shower tape. 

Why did everyone stop talking about this scandal?
 
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The phone tapping? I'm still curious to what happened there
17 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

DO SOMETHING!

He would have already fired Mueller if he, or rather, his attorneys, thought he could get away with it. 

So was that scene yesterday the preview of our very own American version of the spittle spewing Hitler in “Downfall”?

 

You just know at some point he’s going to tell the American people they’re all losers and don’t deserve him as it all comes crashing down. Maybe in 2020, maybe before. But it’s coming.

 

There their they’re dammit.

 

22 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

So was that scene yesterday the preview of our very own American version of the spittle spewing Hitler in “Downfall”?

You just know at some point he’s going to tell the American people their all losers and don’t deserve him as it all comes crashing down. Maybe in 2020, maybe before. But it’s coming.

If you're into reality show finales, this one will be hard to top. 

Good Lord that’s a real tweet. At least when Robert Durst confessed, he didnt realize he was still mic’d up. This dotard is confessing in public almost everyday.

Fox and Friends twitter is focusing on Facebook, border security, and Syria. 

Hope Assad’s family made it out of the country. Trump is gonna punish the shit out of Syria because of the raid on Cohen’s office. 

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I wonder how well that fat sack of shit slept last night. 

At what point does he change his twitter banner to rally his followers around something?

And how many hours until he bashes the FBI. 

On 4/7/2018 at 4:33 PM, Mapache said:

Rick Wilson: FBI Raid on Michael Cohen Is the Most Dangerous Day of Donald Trumps Life

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-raid-on-michael-cohen-is-the-most-dangerous-day-of-donald-trumps-life?ref=home 

This is hilarious....

FBI Raid on Michael Cohen Is the Most Dangerous Day of Donald Trump’s Life 
The president’s low-rent Ray Donovan can bully porn stars but not Robert Mueller. The shtick is up. 
Rick Wilson 
04.10.18 5:02 AM ET 

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The image of Michael Cohen as a super lawyer was always laughable, and even the Trump fan club recognized that Cohen was a particular flavor of attorney: The Fixer. His desire to cast himself as a real-life Ray Donovan made him a kind of overwrought, grunting thug character destined for the cutting-room floor in even the most lurid soap opera script. 

Cohen, though, should be understood as an almost perfect metaphor for the Trump era, the Trump White House, and everything else in orbiting this president like the hot chunks of waste spinning around the central oscillator at a sewage treatment plant. He truly brings it all: the shoddy, hair-trigger temperament, the indifferent education and understanding of the world outside of dalliance-cleanup duty and real estate branding deals, the malfeasance, the petty corruption, general shitheel behavior, the impulsivity, the tantrum-as-negotiation style, and the overall sketchiness of the Trump administration. 

Like Trump, his enablers, and supporters, Cohen thought his position as a Trump inner circle member would protect him indefinitely. He believed, after so many years of getting away with every kind of shenanigan at Trump’s behest, that the facts would never matter, the music would never stop, and the party would never end. Again, he’s a perfect metaphor for this administration. 

Then the FBI came knocking. Imagine that moment, when he realized that they were going to raid his office, home, and hotel room. It was one thing for Cohen to pay Stormy’s $135,000 hush money payment from his home equity loan. “Happens all the time!” “Common practice!” “Trump never even met her, I’m just really generous!” (For you Trump readers, that’s called sarcasm.) 

It’s quite another when the most experienced and determined federal prosecutors are giving you an investigative colonoscopy. If you think for one moment there’s nothing dodgy and damaging against Trump in the files of Cohen, think again. 

Suddenly, Michael Cohen, the bag-walking, dick-swinging swagger-monkey wannabe thug attorney and consigliere for Donald Trump’s far-flung penile enterprises is scared. If Cohen had a lump of coal in his ass the moment those search warrants arrived, he could have popped out a diamond. He realizes how deep this hole can become if he doesn’t roll over. He doesn’t have the resources to defend himself, and Trump isn’t exactly known for paying his bills in the first place. Cohen is scared, and he’s not alone. 

What has to strike absolute error into Trump at this moment is the fact that the Southern District of New York, acting on a referral from Robert Mueller, was able to obtain extraordinarily broad authority and was granted search warrants that may even penetrate attorney-client privilege. 
 

 

 

 

On 4/7/2018 at 4:33 PM, Mapache said:

 

 

Trump found a way to not visit brown people by focusing on Syria. 

Also, this lady is about to be blasted by the right for interfering in their children’s health. 

 

 

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Trump found a way to not visit brown people by focusing on Syria. 

Also, this lady is about to be blasted by the right for interfering in their children’s health. 

 

 

I'm with #TeamHoneyBooBoo

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^ That's called Executive Time in Trump World

Can't wait for conservatives to get behind Melania's soon-to-be healthy eating initiative. Do you think she'll take sodas out of school?

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What has to strike absolute error into Trump at this moment is the fact that the Southern District of New York, acting on a referral from Robert Mueller, was able to obtain extraordinarily broad authority and was granted search warrants that may even penetrate attorney-client privilege. 

No, what has to strike absolute terror into Trump is that the major players involved in this raid are Trump appointees.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Kellyanne Conway’s husband is woke.

Her husband had been tweeting/retweeting up a storm over the past few months, of anti-Trump tweets.  Then she gets outed as a possible leaker (or the major leaker) in his administration, and he got rid of a bunch of those tweets.

But looks like he's fully back.

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Yeah, that one idiot was complaining about biased liberal judges.  He might want to check in to who actually signed the Cohen warrant.

If he wants a distraction, walk past a reporter, and say "no, I'm not going to talk about Stormy Daniels, because it's a private matter."

Dollars to donuts (hi Tahoe!) Trump's big summit on Syria happens at Mar-A-Lago, in between rounds.

22 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Trump found a way to not visit brown people by focusing on Syria. 

Also, this lady is about to be blasted by the right for interfering in their children’s health. 

 

 

Some kids just have incredibly good genes and don't need to exercise.

42 minutes ago, Mapache said:

Then the FBI came knocking.

 

32 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Actually, they didn’t.  Ha!

knocking the door down is a kind of knocking.

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
13 hours ago, Chooky said:
Why did everyone stop talking about this scandal?
 
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The phone tapping? I'm still curious to what happened there

That is the infamous Tan suit criticism,  IIRC.

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This is the sort of stuff that will actually hurt him in his electorate’s eyes: actig weak and impotent.  

His entire fan base is weak and impotent. He won’t drop a bit in the polls.
Can't wait for conservatives to get behind Melania's soon-to-be healthy eating initiative. Do you think she'll take sodas out of school?


I fully expect Rick Perry to visit a plant talking about health dangers of pink slime. Only to realize that doesn’t qualify as energy.

I'll bet most of the 100 Ivanka listed were water sports.

Some kids just have incredibly good genes and don't need to exercise.
Plus, can't waste the body's finite store of energy exercising.
10 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

What a disgrace. America has diminished itself. Body language screams I’m guilty. 

yeah, where's Fox's body language guru?  I seem to remember them guessing poses when Obama was an issue free president.

 

Surprised it took this long.  I guess Bolton was pretty busy yesterday.

y'all are kidding yourselves if you think Mattis will have greater weight than Bolton in this administration moving forward.  It's his show now.

47 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Kellyanne Conway’s husband is woke.

That feed is amazing. 

2nd time in like a week or two he has said something.

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