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1 hour ago, retread said:

"Im not undermining the DOJ. I'm just quoting my friends. teeheehee." 

OK, the "teeheehee" got me.  Jesus.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

 

And aren't all the REAL bikers in Sturgis right now?

Just the fact that she was allowed to be in the situation room is reason enough to remove him from office. Clinton got a blow job and and tried to cover it up and was impeached. Trump has a reality show participant in the situation room and it's just another day in the current administration. 

That omorosa interview...good Christ.

What happened?

She had to have broken some laws in doing that, doesn't she?

Edited by kevwun

18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

She had to have broken some laws in doing that, doesn't she?

Come on...those laws don't apply to this administration....

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:


What happened?

Reality television.

21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

She had to have broken some laws in doing that, doesn't she?

hahaha 

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The mission of the Situation Room is to provide current intelligence and crisis support to the NSCstaff, the National Security Advisor, and the President. In effect, the Situation Room is a 24/7 one-stop shop for sensitive information flowing into and out of the White House. It is also the funnel through which most communications, especially classified information, will pass when the President is not in residence. It is an essential link, providing the traveling White House with access to all the information available from Washington's national security community.

Again, WTF is she doing there to begin with?  GOP... ho hum. 

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

hahaha 

I would normally agree, except she is currently on Trump's shit list so they might actually go after her for it.

So in one of the most "secure" rooms in the country where current status of secret shit that is happening in the country they let anyone who he knows in and the Rs are just have their heads in the sand.

 

imagine Obama did something like this.

 

wtf are the Ds doing, they should be hammering this like Clinton emails server 

Omarosa's position in the White House came down to her or a guy who claimed to be a former Director of the FBI, except it wasn't THAT FBI. He was the former director of Free Boob Inspections.  Omarosa's credibility ultimately won her the job.  But the person having the last laugh is the Fomer Director of Free Boob Inspections.

19 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I would normally agree, except she is currently on Trump's shit list so they might actually go after her for it.

Fortunately for her, none of them know what the fuck they're doing. They're like Ralph Hinkley in The Greatest American Hero. They have the superhero suit but they don't have the instruction manual. They can barely fly and they always botch the landing. 

41 minutes ago, Nivek said:


What happened?

Sounds like a bunch of former WH staffers running around collecting $15k/mo for signing NDA’s.  

Last one to leave, turn out the lights.

Now would be a good time for the White House staff to figure why there's a bee hive on the wall in the Oval Office that has a microphone sticking out of it.

51 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Just the fact that she was allowed to be in the situation room is reason enough to remove him from office. 

Yes.

Dem campaign ads need to be a string of just breaking some of this shit down to its basics for voters.

"Omarosa was in the Situation Room. Stop arguing about what happened next or who says what... just think about the initial fact: Omarosa. Was. In. The. Situation. Room."

*run clips from The Apprentice of idiotic Trump v. Omarosa melodrama*

"Omarosa. Was. In. The. Situation. Room."

*clips of Trump's dumb smiling face*

"Our game show host president put OMA-FUCKING-ROSA in the SITUATION ROOM"

When Carrot Top gets elected he'll be the right president for this country at the right time.   

Chumlee from Pawn Stars is the president we need.

24 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Yes.

Dem campaign ads need to be a string of just breaking some of this shit down to its basics for voters.

"Omarosa was in the Situation Room. Stop arguing about what happened next or who says what... just think about the initial fact: Omarosa. Was. In. The. Situation. Room."

*run clips from The Apprentice of idiotic Trump v. Omarosa melodrama*

"Omarosa. Was. In. The. Situation. Room."

*clips of Trump's dumb smiling face*

"Our game show host president put OMA-FUCKING-ROSA in the SITUATION ROOM"

Trump voters will just assume that means she was a guest on Wolf Blitzer's show. 

Fuck it, I want The governator in the office, gonna get the nation to pump iron

1 hour ago, Nivek said:


What happened?

A.) She was allowed in the Situation Room

B.) Apparently they have meetings in the Situation Room that could have been had a a fucking Starbucks. 

C.) She recorded a conversation in the Situation Room

If you didn’t think this was a shitshow administration before...

Obama did not unite us.

Trump has not united us.

Joe Buck damned sure would.

18 minutes ago, slorch said:

Obama did not unite us.

Trump has not united us.

Joe Buck damned sure would.

Go read some of the threads on the baseball forum. Just as much division about whether Buck sucks or not. Maybe Vin Scully.

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Go read some of the threads on the baseball forum. Just as much division about whether Buck sucks or not. Maybe Vin Scully.

Thanks for at least assuming which way I leaned.  LOLz.

Donald Trump's Presidential memoirs written by Donald Trump:

Rosie O'Donnell was a fat asshole and I became president.  Got to sit in a fire truck.  NO HUNT!  WITCH COLLUSION!  Cake.  China.  Arabs wear these robe things around.  Omarosa was a bullshit negress.  Sarah Huckabee had one purse for her stuff and one just for her catfish bait.  Stank.  John Kelly.  What a dick.

THE END 

28 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

If you didn’t think this was a shitshow administration before...

lulz  /everyone

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Even worse is that when Omarosa recorded those conversations she was wearing a fruit hat and riding a donkey in the Situation Room.  Nobody noticed because there was a lot of antics going on that day.  Scott Pruitt was in the corner displaying the mobility his pants provided by doing air karate.  Stephen Miller was wearing a sombrero and leaning back with his feet on the table and casually eating a bowl of baby mice like they were grapes.  Rob Porter was forcing some strange young girl to eat lit cigarettes one after the other and Sam Clovis was laying on the floor with his knees up in the air trying to light his farts.  Some Russian dude was standing on a step ladder with a cordless drill and installing some kind of camera and nobody knew who he was but they'd seen him before peaking from behind furniture and curtains.  It was a madhouse that day and it's really not fair to judge them for not knowing Omarosa was recording stuff.     

Wild wild west wing

DP

Edited by slorch

19 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Donald Trump's Presidential memoirs written by Donald Trump:

Rosie O'Donnell was a fat asshole and I became president.  Got to sit in a fire truck.  NO HUNT!  WITCH COLLUSION!  Cake.  China.  Arabs wear these robe things around.  Omarosa was a bullshit negress.  Sarah Huckabee had one purse for her stuff and one just for her catfish bait.  Stank.  John Kelly.  What a dick.

THE END 

Phlegm is Trump's writer/ editor?

19 minutes ago, slorch said:

Thanks for at least assuming which way I leaned.  LOLz.

 Not a commentary on your leanings. I just think Scully would probably have the highest agreement as being one of the greatest ever. 

What level of security clearance did Omarosa possess as Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison?  This smells like a huge breach, but there is some discretion allowed by cleared personnel in allowing unclassified visitors in secure facilities.  It doesn't even seem that there is a wholesale restriction on recording devices.

At the very least this needs to be investigated.  She's not doing herself any favors by releasing the recordings, either, but her impending criminal prosecution is the least of my concerns.

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Obviously Vin Scully is the GOAT, but I like Joe Buck.

Uhhh . . . Jack Buck is the GOAT, and picks pieces of his son out of his stool.

Obama did not unite us.
Trump has not united us.
Joe Buck damned sure would.

Slorch’d!

Seriously?!? Joe Buck?!?

Joe?!?

Buck?!?

I mean you have some bad takes but this might be your worst yet.
Joe Buck can't hold his dad's jock. 

This is obviously true, but that doesn’t make Joe Buck bad. Joe Buck is above average.
23 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


Slorch’d!

Seriously?!? Joe Buck?!?

Joe?!?

Buck?!?

I mean you have some bad takes but this might be your worst yet.

I think you took it the wrong way.

 

We would be united in wanting to murder the motherfucker.

17 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


This is obviously true, but that doesn’t make Joe Buck bad. Joe Buck is above average.

Not at his job...  Maybe at pitching washers or some shit..

48 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I like Joe Buck.

Jim Nantz needs to be put out to pasture.

this right here

For the sake of diversion, I'm now expecting an executive order that green lights kicking wounded house pets.

 

You know who else was in the situation room with them?

 

sitch.jpg

 

2 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

So in one of the most "secure" rooms in the country where current status of secret shit that is happening in the country they let anyone who he knows in and the Rs are just have their heads in the sand.

 

imagine Obama did something like this.

 

wtf are the Ds doing, they should be hammering this like Clinton emails server 

The GOPs are evil and the Dems are weak. Toxic combination.

I would normally agree, except she is currently on Trump's shit list so they might actually go after her for it.


This. And well....she’s black.
56 minutes ago, Player said:


 

You know who else was in the situation room with them?

 

sitch.jpg

 

which means Pence was also in the situation room as well.  

Lou Dobbs on Omarosa:  "Erdogan ain't the only jive turkey roun' here."

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Wanted to cash in. Went to jail instead.

Although, I wonder if Kelly really took her to the Situation Room to fire her. Does that really make any sense?

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