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39 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Fox News will commemorate his passing with a photo of Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

Fuck me, I haven't laughed that hard in a week.

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So thirsty.

LOL why is former reality star turned Congressperson Sean Duffy's jizzjar of a former reality star wife on Fox News? Oh yeah, she was the one who said the detention centers were better than the projects, according the "the blacks" she spoke to.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Really glad I picked Omarosa week to not post.

Orca is dead?!? Shucks.

Nine posts in your first hour back.  Wow.

Nine posts in your first hour back.  Wow.


I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
55 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I stand corrected.  I didn't think you could do it.  

A tip of the cap to you sir.

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

LOL why is former reality star turned Congressperson Sean Duffy's jizzjar of a former reality star wife on Fox News? Oh yeah, she was the one who said the detention centers were better than the projects, according the "the blacks" she spoke to.

 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

No tweets yet about Kofi Annan? I know he's not a fan of the UN, but would still be nice to acknowledge his passing. 

Not even a tweet by Nikki Hayley. Wow. 

Trump probably thinks Kofi Annan is a French coffee drink

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

No tweets yet about Kofi Annan? I know he's not a fan of the UN, but would still be nice to acknowledge his passing. 

People not on board or who might have ever seemed like they wouldn't be on board don't get condolences.  That's what we do now.  It was in the memo.  Fellow statesmen, people who held positions of prestige, veterans and former POW's who don't agree with certain stuff get no reverence or recognition.  Fuck those people.     

why do FREAKS who care about national security keep TALKING ABOUT the chief executive of the executive and commander-in-chief of the military I DO NOT understand it!

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20 hours ago, Orca of Peace said:

no, i'm the master. 

 

16 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

 

Yes...the master of puppets. 

 

12 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I took it to be an allusion to The Puppet Masters by Robert Heinlein. It was a Cold War-era novel about an invasion by alien parasites that took over people's minds. Some similarity to Invasion of the Body Snatchers, mostly in its allegory of Communist infiltration. 

 

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I got him!!!!

Normally I don't get into the stupid neg thing, but there are times you have to compromise your principles for the better good.  This was one of those times.

First confirmed kill.  Feels great.

got your walk up music

 

3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

No tweets yet about Kofi Annan? I know he's not a fan of the UN, but would still be nice to acknowledge his passing. 

 

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Trump probably thinks Kofi Annan is a French coffee drink

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2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Not even a tweet by Nikki Hayley. Wow. 

It is the weekend and we know she hates putting in any extra time.  Last year something bad went down over the 4th of July (or some other holiday) and she whined about it interrupting her time off.

4 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

No tweets yet about Kofi Annan?

He’ll send out a tweet that ignores her and promotes Anthony Pappas.

 
Instead, the president suggested a Kick-A-Puppy Campaign at a weekend rally. Initially greeted with a few seconds of awkward silence, the crowd was soon applauding their support.
4 hours ago, Js1 said:

LOL why is former reality star turned Congressperson Sean Duffy's jizzjar of a former reality star wife on Fox News? Oh yeah, she was the one who said the detention centers were better than the projects, according the "the blacks" she spoke to.

Remember when she got woke, learning from Pedro? It didn’t take.

Oh look, Don McGahn making sure he’s portrayed in the press as the hero again.  

He’s not innocent BTW.

24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Isn’t he, Hugo? Isn’t he?

I suspect he’s trying to avoid conspiracy to obstruct justice charges and or obstruction charges.  

He also dropped the ball with the Sally Yates/Michael Flynn disaster.

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:
1 hour ago, Message Board User said:
 

Instead, the president suggested a Kick-A-Puppy Campaign at a weekend rally. Initially greeted with a few seconds of awkward silence, the crowd was soon applauding their support.

The slow build of STOMP THE DOG chants began with Miller, eventually, like the legendary red wave of November, rolled over the entire crowd on the lawn of the WH ground. 

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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Just finished the Don McGahn NYT article 

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/30/us/politics/questions-mueller-wants-to-ask-trump-russia.html

I have no idea why this is newsworthy or what major development was made with this article.

Don McGahn has been running a “cover my ass” strategy the entire time.  

The article looks like it was heavily source from McGahn’s attorney.

Something is up with the press because a year ago we were getting blockbuster reporting on the Russia investigation mostly from the NYT, WaPo, & Natasha B but now it’s like radio silence.

We still have so many missing pieces:

 what really went down in the Trump Tower meeting, unsettled stuff in the Dossier like Michael Cohen’s activities in Prague, the details of the NRA Russia scandal, how the fuck is Elliott Broidy still a free man?, Erik Prince, Nader, Seychelles, Kushner.  

Just asking questions.

The democrats should go into the espionage business because lordy there’s a lot of crime in the GOP.

The most miserable family in the world. That happens when you are greedy, vain, corrupt pieces of shits. 

Can't wait to find out why Melania spent a week in the hospital...

I'm thinking nervous breakdown/suicide attempt or he got physical with her. 

20 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Still having problems with "counsel"

But his hit rate is improving.

26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He deleted the original

 

(Written by Don McGahn)

53 minutes ago, retread said:

Can't wait to find out why Melania spent a week in the hospital...

Salty Sailor don’t like your questions. Mind your own. Ya hear? 

He deleted the original
 


He should “allow” himself to fully cooperate and go sit down with Witch Hunt Bob.
3 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I'm thinking nervous breakdown/suicide attempt or he got physical with her. 

If he got physical, she was in the hospital for bruised hands and feet.  She'd beat the shit out of that fat, doughy orange fuck. 

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

That's entertainment!

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Hey guys remember when a kid in an inflatable dinosaur scared the shit out of the POTUS.

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