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2 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Yup. I totally blame her for the fact that Dee Snider still thinks he has a career.

Mr. Snider also acquitted himself well in his testimony at the Senate hearing. 

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Mr. Snider also acquitted himself well in his testimony at the Senate hearing. 

Tru dat- but it wouldn't have happened without Tipper

 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I really like Warren.  She's smart and she has America's best interests at heart.  She's also old and unfortunately unelectable for POTUS.

 

I don't really see how she's unelectable unless you're referring to her losing the misogynistic vote.  But Hillary would have also lost those and she still won the popular vote even with 3 decades of baggage. 

Warren is also younger than Trump and God knows in much better health.  Her mental faculties are all still in tact.  She's hands down my first choice over whatever luke warm center-right Democrat the DNC will probably try to force down our throats. 

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Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

 

that's actually brilliant...they're going to be rich AF without having done much of anything.

8 minutes ago, Tom said:

I don't really see how she's unelectable unless you're referring to her losing the misogynistic vote.  But Hillary would have also lost those and she still won the popular vote even with 3 decades of baggage. 

Warren is also younger than Trump and God knows in much better health.  Her mental faculties are all still in tact.  She's hands down my first choice over whatever luke warm center-right Democrat the DNC will probably try to force down our throats. 

Yeah, Hillary's baggage required its own airplane.

And I'm fairly certain Trump will do his best to depress Republican turnout in 2020.  Hell, he's doing his best here in 2018.

3 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

that's actually brilliant...they're going to be rich AF without having done much of anything.

Who owns the copyright on that?

18 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

They are going to need to unload a semi-truck full of burgers and diet coke for Trump today. The shitterstorm in the morning is going to be epic. 

Have you forgotten his campaign rally tonight?  That's going to be even better, because he'll be getting constant real-time feedback that he can actually see and hear.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who owns the copyright on that?

Since SHS said that trump's tweets are official statements by the president, I'd imagine there's no copyright as it's a public statement.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Have you forgotten his campaign rally tonight?  That's going to be even better, because he'll be getting constant real-time feedback that he can actually see and hear.

Oh shit, I did forget! Must see TV of him going off the rails in a bigly way. 

4 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Oh shit, I did forget! Must see TV of him going off the rails in a bigly way. 

Trump: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WITCH HUNT?

Crowd: *ROARS IN APPROVAL*

Trump: You know, I am the President, and somebody was telling me the other day that I could step into this investigation.  You know, these people work for me.

Crowd: *ROARS IN APPROVAL*

Trump: For instance, I could pardon the people whose lives were ruined by those 29 Angry Democrats!

Crowd: *ROARS IN APPROVAL* (shouts of "do it" and "stick it to Mueller" ring out)

Trump: Right now, I could pardon these people that the 31 Angry Democrats are going after, because they should be going after Hillary instead.

Crowd: *ROARS IN APPROVAL, BEGINS TO DISMEMBER JIM ACOSTA*

 


Dammit. I had this idea too and didn’t act on it.

A red wave means a bunch of bleeding vaginas. But we already have that. It’s every whiny little bitch Trump supporter. “But Hilary...But Obama...”. Whiny. Little. Butches.

Wonder if Trump will say anything to the audience tonight about the West Virginia House of Delegates voting last week to impeach all of the justices on the State Supreme Court.  Seems like that would be kind of newsy for those folks and something essentially inappropriate to avoid under normal circumstances.

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

My next girlfriend is gonna be a trumpkin cause she is gonna be soooo easy to talk in to anal.

Well, he's a guy so...

3 hours ago, sachick said:

"He talks like me."  

Apparently being educated means you're an elite liberal.

Gotta say, I'm pretty impressed by your English!

1 hour ago, F250 said:

That reminds me of when I used to prank call the Politics with Moraff show on the Austin Public Access Channel in the early 90's.

 

 

I used to call that show Catharsis with Cichlid and and shout "scrotum!"

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nancy Reagan was not some naive innocent who just wanted kids to resist.  She was part and parcel of Ronnie's despicable attack on minority communities.  Never mind that "just say no" is the dumbest "strategy" possible, the assumption that she didn't support the hard core imprisonment of all drug offenders is just stupid.

Jesus Christ.  The way you people rewrite history is fucking mind-blowing.

No shit.  We should also teach abstinence from sex...don't give out condoms etc.  Idiots

 

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Lordy

Dammit you beat me to it.  Don't you have a job or anything?

21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Lordy

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Well now it's official.

So when is the Twitter melt down? Think his handlers have taken his phone away because this will be an epic melt down with the Manafort and Cohen stuff today. And then there is tapes from Omarosa?  

 

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Twitter is on fire right now.

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Well now it's official.

That seems important.

Professor Tribe bringing the heat:

 

This is his worst day since the pussy tape, right?

This made me chuckle.

 

10 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

 

Dammit you beat me to it.  Don't you have a job or anything?

Not today.

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Q = 17th letter = 1 + 7 = 8.

Pretty obvious, really.

Anyone else feel like watching All the President's Men tonight? I'm suddenly in the mood.

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

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Nvm.  I figured it out.

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What a sad day for our Republic.

So can we GITMO these assholes? 

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Anyone else feel like watching All the President's Men tonight? I'm suddenly in the mood.

Fuck no. I'm going to watch the meltdown at the Trump rally. 

The President of the United States is officially an un-indicted co-conspirator to felony federal campaign finance violations.

 

 

 

Has anyone observed that none of this matters?  He won't lose any support -- and most importantly, he won't lose ANY support in the Senate?  We could impeach him tomorrow, and the Senate will never, ever, ever convict him?  Cuz I just want to bookmark that sentiment for the record, pollyanna that I am. 

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