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1 hour ago, Nick Diaz said:

 

I'm not going to shame a woman for her physical attractiveness, but I will gladly shame Tammy for being a complete piece of shit whose politics, like so many of her craven ilk, come completely from self-hatred.

After congratulating Bob on the great interview, the next order of business is a hearty 'Fuck you Trump'.  

Also, after a weekend of boozing it was fun to go back and see what's left of the Shag.  EpicQueen is still posting in the Hillary thread.  If there's a God, he won't find his way here. 

1 hour ago, Nick Diaz said:

 

Gah. 

Is that Tomi Lahren pic real?

Also, fuck Donald Trump.

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Is that Tomi Lahren pic real?

Also, fuck Donald Trump.

taken her senior year of HS, before the surgeries

And she didn't opt for some bewbs?  Hmm.  Apparently her poor judgment isn't limited to every opinion she's ever expressed in public.

6 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

And here I thought she looked exhausted from creating the milk for the butter. 

Ewwwwww

10 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

He probably painted Hawaii on her stomach/back and she used the dress to clean herself up.  

and you won't believe what his investigators are discovering in Hawaii!

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Jeez, who is advising him? Ann Coulter? oh,,,

Ann Coulter on Fox Saturday evening...

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JEANINE PIRRO (HOST): What can the president do? What can the president do as commander-in-chief?

ANN COULTER: Look, on the day after his inauguration, it's his authority under the Constitution that cannot be taken away from him by any legislature, by any court -- I'm quite confident the Supreme Court would uphold this -- to defend our borders. I mean, he has -- the last war that had a declaration of war from Congress in it was World War II, and we engage in a lot of military actions around the world. I think it can be done right on our border as part of the defense. Have the Seabees do it. But if he needs to --

PIRRO: OK, so where does he get the money? Where does he get the money to build the wall that you can say he can build as national defense. Where does he take the money from?

COULTER: The same place Reagan took the money to invade Grenada. The same place he took the money to bomb Syria. He has money to spend on national defense, and this is a much bigger problem of national defense. This is our people being attacked with chemical warfare, not allegedly Syrians.

 

Remember his Sunday morning tweet? Build WALL through M(ilitary)!

 

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Michael Cohen is going to pay for the Wall.

Isn’t his home equity loan all tapped out?

28 minutes ago, longhorndude said:

Ewwwwww

It's kind of funny. For some reason I didn't know she just had a baby. So yeah, that joke took an inception level turn. 

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

It's kind of funny. For some reason I didn't know she just had a baby. So yeah, that joke took an inception level turn. 

Oh she just had kid?  I just thought it was gross but funny. 

I thought I read upstream that she just had a kid but looking it up, she has a 2 year old. I will leave it up to all of you heathens to think long and hard on whether she's lactating at a rate enough to create creamy Huckabutter.  

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Wait, somebody is willingly fucking buckabeef? Blegh 

21 minutes ago, longhorndude said:

Oh she just had kid?  I just thought it was gross but funny. 

If giving birth on June 8, 2015 qualifies as just having a kid then yes, she just had a kid. 

21 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If giving birth on June 8, 2015 qualifies as just having a kid then yes, she just had a kid. 

She's from Arkansas, you can bet she's still nursing it.

7 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Build the Wall through M!

As long as the rest of that word is "ichigan", I can support this... hell, give Canada Michigan in exchange for British Columbia.

Bring Sasquatch home, and help Alaska not feel so isolated and lonely.

There's a 100% chance that Trump heard the name Caroline Sunshine and thought she was a porn star.

Finally got around to visiting the new site and just wanted to make sure that was my first post over here.

Trump: “I just saved us $8 million by getting the trans people out of the military.  Big savings. Huge. People didn’t know that. We are using that money for the wall. Big wall.”

It's like when Notre Dame breaks the Rules and the NCAA goes after Louisiana Tech.

He didn't get the border wall paid for so he goes after the Trans people like that moves the needle at all. Meanwhile, we spend more on boner pill medication.

It definitely move the needle-dicks in his base. That's obviously all he cares about. The deplorable minority loved that move.

32 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

He could get Putin to shell the eastern seaboard and declare martial law while he pretends we don't know who did it, thereby pushing back discovery. After Stormy and her attorney have an accident, and Putin claims that Ukranians using old Russian equipment were responsible for the attack, we retaliate against the Ukraine allowing Russia to annex them entirely. 

8 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Fuck Trump.

Solid first post.  Pos smiley face thing. 

48 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He could get Putin to shell the eastern seaboard and declare martial law while he pretends we don't know who did it, thereby pushing back discovery. After Stormy and her attorney have an accident, and Putin claims that Ukranians using old Russian equipment were responsible for the attack, we retaliate against the Ukraine allowing Russia to annex them entirely. 

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12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's from Arkansas, you can bet she's still nursing it.

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59 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is turning out to be a great troll war.

 

Oh man, that is fucking awesome. Not all heroes wear capes.

We will build it using veteran parts, like fake legs, bone spurs and make it see-thru to avoid concussions from IEDs. 

11 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Kinda looks like Ivanka...

 

 

 

Didn't she play a russian on TV? Maybe Drumpf thought she was one.

That bill saves about $500k every year for the govt. 

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Our debt problems are officially over!!

nope.  throwing that money in with the soldier's pay to build a you-know-what.

8 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Our debt problems are officially over!!

Trump got to pay for his trips to Mar-a-Lago.  

Wall ain't gonna fund itself, people. I think the ship has sailed on mexico paying for it

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Ya know, that was a way to fund capable artists. That money is nothing to the United States. My guess is that it will deprive proven artists (not wannabes) of a means of supporting oil painting as an art. 

To look past the Omnibus abomination to stick a pin in this tiny creature screams of the absurdity of our times. Conservative pundits are hoping somebody makes an issue of this so that they can rail against government waste and the faggy left.

This is a troll job. Act specifically mentions the President, VP, etc. Was rolled out 3 days after Trump's inauguration. Look at its sponsors:

    Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA] 

Sen. Johnson, Ron [R-WI]*    01/23/2017
Sen. McCaskill, Claire [D-MO]*    01/23/2017
Sen. Fischer, Deb [R-NE]*    01/23/2017
Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]    03/21/2017
Sen. Tester, Jon [D-MT]    04/24/2017
Sen. Kennedy, John [R-LA]    09/19/2017
Sen. Heller, Dean [R-NV]

Why would he sign it then - is he just that fucking stupid? 

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