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31 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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Remeber that the next time those pieces of shit say it’s too soon to politicize a mass shooting. Phonies 

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Except Nixon was a hell of a lot less crooked than Trump is and was certainly not nearly as shitty a human being.  Nixon would have never blown Khrushchev in a Helsinki hotel room.  If anything, Khrushchev would have blown him.  He was a criminal, not a traitor. 

Point of order: Nixon was a traitor. He actively worked to sabotage LBJ’s peace negotiations with the North Vietnamese knowing it would prolong the war and kill American soldiers. In short, he worked for the enemy to get himself elected. Traitor.

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Remeber that the next time those pieces of shit say it’s too soon to politicize a mass shooting. Phonies 

And yet nobody wants to rush to ban white dudes because of the guy that killed his pregnant wife and 2 kids in Colorado.  Shouldn't every single murder be a rush to blame large groups of people?

What's the New York Post headline for this day?

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

....fuck that.  Trumpkins need to be shamed all the way back into their holes.  Then, they need to be pursued down those holes with torches, till they disappear into the earth's inner abyss.  Then, toss the torches in after them.  Precisely because yes, things ARE THAT BAD.  These fuckers willingly collaborated with a conspiracy between a criminal syndicate and a corrupt foreign power, at the expense -- I believe fatal expense -- of our Republic.

Thus always to collaborators....

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While I appreciate the sentiment, no amount of scotch would be enough to get me to follow Trumpkins into their holes.

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22 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

The funny thing is that I feel that none of this is “stunning” at all.

46 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Point of order: Nixon was a traitor. He actively worked to sabotage LBJ’s peace negotiations with the North Vietnamese knowing it would prolong the war and kill American soldiers. In short, he worked for the enemy to get himself elected. Traitor.
 

Good point. It was a treasonous act worthy execution, in my opinion. The war continued on for another 5 years resulting in thousands of unnecessary deaths. I am a little skeptical of LBJ's motives and whether if peace was ever attainable in '68. All of this happened before I was born so I only am familiar with what I've read about in books. I will say it's hard to read about politics in that era without coming away cynical.

 

 

The funny thing is that I feel that none of this is “stunning” at all.


That was my first thought too.

This wouldn’t surprise me if real. The third one might actually end up being used on Facebook by some right winger 

 

It's 6:15 am CST, and nary a tweet from our President.  A bit surprising.

Go ahead.  Tweet something, you fat ape.

8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Do you even

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Ivanka bro?

*pukes in mouth*  No wonder he loves West Virginia....  

Yesterday was a good day for our country.

33 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Go ahead.  Tweet something, you fat ape.

Has Fox and Friends come out with the talking points yet?  Because if not, he doesn’t know what to tweet.

MAGA

My Attorney Got Arrested

Manafort Also Got Arrested

Mueller Aint Going Away

Morons Are Governing America

tweet something you dumb bitch

I wonder how many double cheeseburgers Trump ate last night. Ten? Fifteen? Probably also had a few Diet Cokes.

I think we can now all agree that, as Swam (or was it CLH?) once put it, it is now "on like Donkey Kong."

Nearly 8:30am in Washington, and Dotard hasn’t found his phone yet.  The staff did a good job of hiding it.  

And all Hanniy could really do is BUT HILLARY last night, as his testicles retracted deep inside him over the thought of Cohen telling all. 

Republicans love Trump! They don't care that he's a criminal. Trump's not going anywhere as long as Republicans hold the Senate.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nearly 8:30am in Washington, and Dotard hasn’t found his phone yet.  The staff did a good job of hiding it.  

Maybe they put a picture of a salad as his home screen, so they know that fat fuck won't touch it. 

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nearly 8:30am in Washington, and Dotard hasn’t found his phone yet.  The staff did a good job of hiding it.  

After all this time, tearing the Oval Office and Residence apart, poor Donald never though to check in the gaping anal cavity of one Stephen Miller.  Nor was he suspicious why Miller kept calling the same number over and over again just to feel the vibrations.

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Does anyone other than Brisket truly believe that Trump’s presidency stays intact and that he remains in office?

 

That's absolutely what will happen. Any Pubs calling for his head yet? 

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Does anyone other than Brisket truly believe that Trump’s presidency stays intact and that he remains in office?

 

If Sarah Palin was the VP, yes.  

But she’s not, she’s sitting in the Oval Office. 

Pence is the key. 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And all Hanniy could really do is BUT HILLARY last night, as his testicles retracted deep inside him over the thought of Cohen telling all. 

 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

His staff is as competent as his lawyer.  

So when do we bring back the “Trump Gloat Thread”?

17 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Does anyone other than Brisket truly believe that Trump’s presidency stays intact and that he remains in office?

 

If Ds take Congress, 90% chance of impeachment (no conviction, but neuters him for next 2 years).  Ds take Congress unless they squeeze enough votes out of good economy and blacks kneeling (80% chance Ds take Congress).  So I guess that means  I see a 72% chance of impeachment. Maybe 10-20% chance of conviction.  

Yesterday was a good day for our country.

How so? He’ll claim fake news, blah blah blah, his approval will improve or stay the same, and will further confirm the ridiculousness of a huge part of our population. It will depress me even more that these people are so brainwashed they can simply call a criminal a criminal. “Lock her up! Email!”
4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That is 100% the best Trump tweet off all time. Actually funny for once.

Does anyone other than Brisket truly believe that Trump’s presidency stays intact and that he remains in office?
 

He’s right and I agree with him. What on earth makes you believe anything changes? He’s untouchable among his base, which includes most elected republicans.

That was worth the fucking wait.

Hilarious. 10/10

2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

If Ds take Congress, 90% chance of impeachment (no conviction, but neuters him for next 2 years).  Ds take Congress unless they squeeze enough votes out of good economy and blacks kneeling (80% chance Ds take Congress).  So I guess that means  I see a 72% chance of impeachment. Maybe 10-20% chance of conviction.  

Does your math change if the investigation concludes trump colluded with Russia during the election and that he has been laundering illicit Russian money for over a decade?

4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Does your math change if the investigation concludes trump colluded with Russia during the election and that he has been laundering illicit Russian money for over a decade?

My dream scenario is he gets neutered at the mid-terms and impeached and convicted in October of 2020.  Pence is a weird dude.

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