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8 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

so was the housekeeper hot?  Or dumpy like Monica?

Melania should sue for divorce right now.

For the ratings.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Melania should sue for divorce right now.

For the ratings.

A sitting President can’t be served with divorce papers. -Alan Dershowitz and Brett Kavanaugh 

12 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 


Meh. I have been long in my hope that trump scuttles the gop. The dems will have their day. #soon

 

I accused you of being cut from the same cloth as Tahoe.

Boiled crow. Gimme a fork.

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I accused you of being cut from the same cloth as Tahoe.

Boiled crow. Gimme a fork.

Say what you want about the tenets of Tahoe's mindless Republicanism; at least it's an ethos.

This story of a child is old and there are lots of stories on it. The former housekeeper refuses to comment presumably because she has her own secrecy agreement.

6 minutes ago, RayDog said:

This story of a child is old and there are lots of stories on it. The former housekeeper refuses to comment presumably because she has her own secrecy agreement.

I can't wait to read it.

3 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Say what you want about the tenets of Tahoe's mindless Republicanism; at least it's an ethos.

Where is he anyhow? Getting donuts is the standard reply.

Seems like he was here early after the migration.

Unless he's among the fifty lurkers at the old place. Yeah. Right. 

This story of a child is old and there are lots of stories on it. The former housekeeper refuses to comment presumably because she has her own secrecy agreement.
Why pay off doorman?

Smoke=fire?
59 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Please let this be an anchor baby. 

Holy shit.

I hadn’t even thought of that possibility.  

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Please let this be an anchor baby. 

It’s gonna be a Hispanic woman, that would be great 

27 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Say what you want about the tenets of Tahoe's mindless Republicanism; at least it's an ethos.

The chemical programming of a worker ant is more complex than Tahoe's ethos. 

5 hours ago, Skyline said:

This image has great potential. Maybe the best thing Fox has given us in a while.

Here, Ayden.... Let me pardon you for stealing Keightlynne's milk and saying she had cooties. 

22 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

It’s gonna be a Hispanic woman, that would be great 

Its gonna be the best Hispanic baby ever.

So good and Hispanic, that it won’t even be Hispanic, it will be the whitest hispanic baby ever.

Trump.  I fucked a Mexican.  That PROOF I’m not racist. 

5 hours ago, Skyline said:

This image has great potential. Maybe the best thing Fox has given us in a while.

You know, your older brother Barron, he doesn’t like coloring books.  As a matter of fact, he never did. Odd boy. Not like your brother Eric, who still loves a good coloring book even to this day. 

This keeps getting better.  I just want to see how far down he can drag the evangelicals.  MOAR

52 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The remaining Trumpkin Pharisees will praise him for not having the child aborted.  Unless of course the housekeeper wasn’t Anglo or at least pale skinned Slavic or something, in which case they will decide this Trump character really is a bad guy after all.

No, they will argue he only sinned when he was a Democrat. As only Democrats can sin. 

Well, see, the thing is....he just makes shit up.



He is the fitlove of presidents, if you will.
46 minutes ago, Skyline said:

No, they will argue he only sinned when he was a Democrat. As only Democrats can sin. 

Democrats are evil. They are representatives of Satan. Their sins are unforgivable. 

Republicans are good. They are representatives of God. God grants them forgiveness for their sins.

This isn't politics. It's a battle between good and evil on a mythological, cosmic scale.

At least that's what the GOP is selling to their base of undereducated, superstitious rubes. 

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

It’s gonna be a Hispanic woman, that would be great 

That is what I recall. I also recall that Trump bought her an apartment in Trump Tower. She seemed to have done very well for herself.

Google is so flooded with recent stories that I am having trouble finding any older articles. It is also possible they were removed due to legal action.

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

It’s gonna be a Hispanic woman, that would be great 

Puuerrrrrrrrrto Riiiican

One of the commentators i sometimes watch on YouTube says that he had 3 informants who say the next 3 weeks will be like this last one.

 

18 minutes ago, RayDog said:

One of the commentators i sometimes watch on YouTube says that he had 3 informants who say the next 3 weeks will be like this last one.

 

Paul Manafort’s second trial is scheduled to begin in 23 days.  Moreover, all the charges Manafort is getting slapped with hit VERY close to home with regards to what prosecutors could slap on Trump.  

 

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If the maid isn’t Russian then what are we even doing here?

I think that all the prosecutors will be unloading any news or indictments in the next 3 weeks.

1 hour ago, RayDog said:

One of the commentators i sometimes watch on YouTube says that he had 3 informants who say the next 3 weeks will be like this last one.

 

But isn't it dangerous to have an erection for more than 3 hours?!

Every flag in America is wrong...stripes should be red, white AND blue.

Fake Flags!  SAD!!!!!!

57 states.  Advantage, Trump.  Emails!

Love y'alls thoughts on this: he obviously is hyper focused on the collusion aspect of the investigations. It's completely possible that he could be brought down on a litany of other charges (bank fraud, campaign finance violations, emoluments). If it purely hinges on one of these charges and not collusion, would there be enough political willpower to remove him with that? I feel like they are making this a collusion or bust scenario. In any other reality, the "grab her by the pussy" would have been enough to nullify his Presidency, but we are way past that. 

14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Every flag in America is wrong...stripes should be red, white AND blue.

Fake Flags!  SAD!!!!!!

DOTUS must have been thinking of something else

 

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So I got drunk and talked about dotus with the in laws last night.  It was maddening.  They claim they aren't voting for him again, but it was like talking to one of the "just asking questions" people on here.  They literally had not heard about anything he had done wrong and were shocked and skeptical when I brought it up.  They claim to not watch Fox News, but curiously had all the talking points down pat.  Mueller has no evidence of collusion, etc.  I then asked how they could have watched his performance at Helsinki and not immediately think he was a traitor.  Got crickets on that one.  When they started going off on NATO not paying enough and but Hillary, I had to quit.  It's just too much.  I fully expect them to vote for Gary Johnson in 2020, like so many other R's.

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Must be taking an orange dump on the way to the golf course.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So I got drunk and talked about dotus with the in laws last night.  It was maddening.  They claim they aren't voting for him again, but it was like talking to one of the "just asking questions" people on here.  They literally had not heard about anything he had done wrong and were shocked and skeptical when I brought it up.  They claim to not watch Fox News, but curiously had all the talking points down pat.  Mueller has no evidence of collusion, etc.  I then asked how they could have watched his performance at Helsinki and not immediately think he was a traitor.  Got crickets on that one.  When they started going off on NATO not paying enough and but Hillary, I had to quit.  It's just too much.  I fully expect them to vote for Gary Johnson in 2020, like so many other R's.

They could not watch fox news, but listen to any one of the dozens of daily right wing radio shows that repeat the same brain washing talking points.  

The right wing radio hate and fear propaganda machine is very effective.

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10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So I got drunk and talked about dotus with the in laws last night.  It was maddening....

A friend of mine is an older lady who is staunchly R. When I talk to her, I have to remind myself that she's beyond changing.

Hits all the Fox/Rush talking points like your in-laws. "They're out to get him. They don't like him bc he's not from DC. That's what it's gonna take to change DC."

44 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

17 Angry Dems is a good band name.  Needs a big horn section though 

45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

BORING!!  Come on Dotard, I'm off work today, wipe your butt and throw something more talkative out there.

Looks kinda like the Dutch flag from this angle to me.

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