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12 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Fucking Obama 

 

 

if you were wondering what took the Dotard so long to react, apparently it was to evacuate after he notified his Putie.  

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what is their mission?  what would they do if they actually achieved power?  Conservatives actually know what they want to do.  

Lmao. They’ve bitched for 8 years about what they’re going to do. So far they’ve fucked it all up
1 hour ago, retread said:

I'm not a heartless dictator, but I'd keep my powder dry on the pee tapes and save that leverage for a rainy day.

Yeah if they exist they have way more impact as an agent of compromise Trump doesnt want coming out than if they actually did come out people would just laugh about it

I think Gowdy just wants to get the truth out there and be done with this shit.
There really is no reason the memos should remain classified at this point. Mueller has already interviewed the people Comey sent the memos to.
Moreover, if Comey “leaked” the memos, why do they need the memos declassified?  Wouldn’t the memos be in the public sphere if they were truly leaked?

I think there is a lot more memos than what we know about that they don’t want released due to ongoing investigation. That is why imo.
8 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


I think there is a lot more memos than what we know about that they don’t want released due to ongoing investigation. That is why imo.

Probably true.

I was really skeptical of it at first, but I am a Peeliever. When I heard it involved a Russian hooker Golden Shower, I dismissed it. When I found out the allegation was Trump had prostitutes piss in the bed that Obama slept in, it seems totally in character for him. As more details are confirmed about the dossier, this looks more and more likely. I don't know if we'll ever see it, but I think the pee tape and more exist. 

Christopher Steele says it’s 50/50 on THAT pee tape existing.

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Take this logo, change the wording to say:  

Trumpy's 

Peelievers

add some tasteful, yet flowing imagery coming out of their nether regions(or maybe just the hot chicks and the verbiage is enough?)

Print up a gazillion tshirts with that image from the front and

something on the same theme on the back like: 

" when it's cold at night

bring on the Peelievers"

Profit

 

 

 

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Can we replace Trump with a syphillitic Borja Pope for some stability? 

7 hours ago, Pods said:

I was really skeptical of it at first, but I am a Peeliever. When I heard it involved a Russian hooker Golden Shower, I dismissed it. When I found out the allegation was Trump had prostitutes piss in the bed that Obama slept in, it seems totally in character for him. As more details are confirmed about the dossier, this looks more and more likely. I don't know if we'll ever see it, but I think the pee tape and more exist. 

I don't think most people care.  If he was actually getting pissed ON, that would be different, but watching Trump direct some hookers to piss on a bed would be perceived as just more crass behavior by a crass man.

Having hookers piss on a bed your predecessor slept in is just locker room talk. It's just what guys do. Very relatable 

7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Christopher Steele says it’s 50/50 on THAT pee tape existing.

The sex workers in Thailand, you gotta figure they have some knowledge or maybe some evidence on this, right?



Mission Accomplished? He's gonna use these air strikes to justify the military parade in D.C., isn't he?

You would think by now that I would be accustomed to there being a tweet for every situation the Dotard creates for himself, but there truly is a tweet for every occasion. Just uncanny. 

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Now y'all have something to actually impeach him for.
Other than failure to execute the laws passed by Congress, emoluments, and obstruction of justice. Go get him, Devin!
15 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


Mission Accomplished? He's gonna use these air strikes to justify the military parade in D.C., isn't he?

 

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Other than failure to execute the laws passed by Congress, emoluments, and obstruction of justice. Go get him, Devin!


Also, it’s very likely he’s beholden to Russia for debt and kompromat.
19 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Is this suppose to be something different than the deescalation channels that were discussed during the pentagon briefing last night?

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think most people care.  If he was actually getting pissed ON, that would be different, but watching Trump direct some hookers to piss on a bed would be perceived as just more crass behavior by a crass man.

What if the hookers are 16? Age of consent in Russia, Mr. Trump.  Totally legal here...

He actually tweeted “Mission Accomplished!”

Somehow this story keeps getting even dumber. What the hell could possibly be next? Is he going to intentionally choke on a pretzel?

Is he only going to want the one parade now or he is expecting one this week?

11 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

He actually tweeted “Mission Accomplished!”

Somehow this story keeps getting even dumber. What the hell could possibly be next? Is he going to intentionally choke on a pretzel?

Tan suit time.

What a leader. Between demonizing the FBI and phone calls to your lawyer regarding hush payments to porn stars, you call in cruise missile strikes on Putin-approved targets. Bravo!

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4 minutes ago, retread said:

What a leader. Between demonizing the FBI and phone calls to your lawyer regarding hush payments to porn stars, you call in cruise missile strikes on Putin-approved targets. Bravo!

Missile strikes that he announced via tweet several days ago to the surprise of his staff, the military, and our allies. 

What a leader. Between demonizing the FBI and phone calls to your lawyer regarding hush payments to porn stars, you call in cruise missile strikes on Putin-approved targets. Bravo!


After he warned him at the beginning of the week what was going to happen.

Don't want to surprise daddy.

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1 hour ago, retread said:

Don't want to surprise daddy.

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Man, I always loved those daddy-daughter dances.

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, I always loved those daddy-daughter dances.

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Selective amnesia

“I love war!” “bomb them into the stone age” -Donald running for Prez

I did not know this. Click tweet to read thread

45 minutes ago, Lurch said:

I did not know this. Click tweet to read thread
 

Twitter is so fucking great sometimes.

 

 

Pretty perfectly captures modern American discourse. 

Fuck these asshole W. cronies that act like nobody predicted how badly it would go in Iraq. It was predicted by many and they didn’t give 2 fucks. They can all burn in hell. War criminals. 

Right, and Bush was just coincidentally framed against a banner that was just talking about the ship's specific mission.   And Bush was still just talking about the ship when he told the troops a couple months later, "America sent you on a mission to remove a grave threat and to liberate an oppressed people, and that mission has been accomplished."

That Jesse McLaren guy is funny:

"I get why Republicans love Trump, he’s into trickle-down."

Okay...maybe that should go into the lame jokes thread but I'm a peeliever so it got my giggle box.

What a leader. Between demonizing the FBI and phone calls to your lawyer regarding hush payments to porn stars, you call in cruise missile strikes on Putin-approved targets. Bravo!

Reason to impeach now. Think Congress has the balls?
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