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5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

You're the President, you dipshit.

That's a new one.  He didn't deny saying something for once.

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Someone accurately reported what I said.  DISHONEST!

It was probably leaked by one of his aides. 

Donald, just because you say, "off the record" doesn't mean it is off the record unless the other person agrees before you spout whatever it is you say.

Yet another reason why even his lawyers avoid being alone in a room with him.

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6 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

It was probably leaked by one of his aides. 

100%

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Second thought: And to be fair, the Democrats are no fucking saints. They have lied to me too, but those lies have caused much less detriment to my actual daily life.

You shouldn’t be looking at ‘your’ daily life.  Hell, Trump has helped me and those like me.  That don’t make a shit.  Fuck him. 

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

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Trump volunteer tries to block photographer from taking a picture of a Trump protester.

Pretty much sums it up. 

Lol.  Not sure that’s gonna turn out the way he thought it would.  

1 hour ago, SameSame said:

Someone accurately reported what I said.  DISHONEST!

Seriously.  Come on you nincompoop.  "I didn't know they were gonna tell everyone what I said!"  Um, you still said it you weapons grade plum.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

The Trump Foundation attorney managed to work a but Hillary in to his motion to dismiss the case that the NY AG  lawsuit filed against the charity.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/new-york-attorney-general-no-backing-down-on-trump-lawsuit/ar-BBMGkqD?OCID=ansmsnnews11

 

I never thought they would try “but Hillary!” in court but here we are.

I like her Revolutionary War Uniform look.

Underwood is no fucking joke.  

She might look like Wilfred Brimley without a mustache but she is Trump’s worst nightmare.

I've been out of the news/twitter cycle the last 36 hours. Did I miss any new indictments or Trump start any wars?

3 hours ago, Longhorn94 said:

but its not socialism. its providing a government service that has nothing to do with socialism and everything to do with providing a foundation for a capitalist economic system in a democratic society.

It's weird because in the American lexicon, especially among conservatives, socialism is whenever the government does something they don't like. While the democrats, the DSA, and the Europeans have vastly different meanings. 

99 out of 100 Republicans couldn't identify one key aspect Socialism.

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

99 out of 100 Republicans couldn't identify one key aspect Socialism.

Whenever one cent of their tax dollars goes toward the benefit of someone else, that's socialism. 

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42 minutes ago, sachick said:

I've been out of the news/twitter cycle the last 36 hours. Did I miss any new indictments or Trump start any wars?

A Manafort/Cambridge Analytica linked dude named Patten was indicted today for failing to register as a foreign agent (Ukraine).

He pled guilty and is now cooperating with Robert Mueller 

Patten also funneled $50k from Ukrainians through a straw man to Trump’s inauguration fund.

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14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Whenever one cent of their tax dollars goes toward the benefit of someone else, that's socialism. 

Damned socialist highways.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Damned socialist highways.

Anything that benefits them is perfectly fine. 

SPACE FORCE!

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I predict he'll have a prolonged, shameful death. With daily resuscitations and heroic measures on his worthless 110 year-old vegetable of a body.
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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One thing that makes me smile is knowing that he will not be invited to anyone's funerals, weddings, birthdays, etc, that any other reasonable president would be.  Nothing will hurt his ego more than realizing he is truly and uniquely not liked.  

14 minutes ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
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I predict he'll have a prolonged, shameful death. With daily resuscitations and heroic measures on his worthless 110 year-old vegetable of a body.

Whatever resources they have available in the Leavenworth hospital unit.

He can lay in repose at the Playboy mansion with porn stars all around.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

One thing that makes me smile is knowing that he will not be invited to anyone's funerals, weddings, birthdays, etc, that any other reasonable president would be.  Nothing will hurt his ego more than realizing he is truly and uniquely not liked.  

Unfortunately I don't think he'll care.  He'll have gone from forgettable D list celebrity who made cameos in Home Alone 2 and McDonalds commercials to ex-president and cult leader.  He will shun those who shun him and think of himself as better for it.  

There's not much justice to be found here unless he dies in a prison cell.  

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8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

"YOU CAN'T IMPEACH SUCH A POPULAR PRESIDENT, YOU JUST CAN'T, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME!"

so insecure. 

 

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We're sorry we told the truth? /Bloomberg

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Uh oh...

 

I hope it comes out he worked for Cruz before Trump.

Has the Orange Turd been to Thailand yet? Because he’d probably be inspired and decree for official portraits of him and Melanja to be everywhere in public. 

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Has the Orange Turd been to Thailand yet? Because he’d probably be inspired and decree for official portraits of him and Melanja to be everywhere in public. 

If there are ladyboys then that cuck has been there...

58 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Dropped 15% among rural voters 

9% drop for men. 

Many people are saying this is Fake News. Enemy of the State, her emails.

12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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I hope I have a chance to piss on his grave.

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Whenever one cent of their tax dollars goes toward the benefit of someone else  of a darker shade of skin, that's socialism. 

 

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