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16 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Nike names Kaepernick the face of their 30th anniversary "Just Do It" campaign.

Surprised Nike wants to jump into this shitstorm, but I'm sure Donnie will respond with a well reasoned response.

Interesting drop in from this guy...

Fact Check: Kaepernick is not a great qb 

Ahmadinejad probably has him in a keeper league and has been holding out. 

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I watched Active Measures yesterday.  Pretty jaw dropping but also an overload of info that it seems to be more of a data dump then pointedly drawing a clear and distinct conclusion like the best docs do.  It is still very good. 

59 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Nike names Kaepernick the face of their 30th anniversary "Just Do It" campaign.

Surprised Nike wants to jump into this shitstorm, but I'm sure Donnie will respond with a well reasoned response.

I'm so pleased. Kaepernick as villain is sheer, malignant slander. I've thought about him over the last week or so after hearing about his collusion case against the NFL. He's a good man and I hope he gets good rewards for it. Bravo Nike!

57 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I watched Active Measures yesterday.  Pretty jaw dropping but also an overload of info that it seems to be more of a data dump then pointedly drawing a clear and distinct conclusion like the best docs do.  It is still very good. 

A big takeaway from it is Putin ran an almost identical playbook in Georgia and Ukraine as he did with Trump in the US. 

The documentary does a good job of showing how their operation with Trump wasn’t their first rodeo.  They’ve been practicing this shit in other countries for 10+ years with cyber attacks, combined with propaganda, combined with agents of influence.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, have y'all caught the new Modelo beer ads?

Celebrating hispanic heroes, both athletic and military.  Talking about how they're the children of immigrants, sometimes they don't have traditional pathways, but they paved the way.  "It doesn't matter where you come from, but what you're made of."  The ads are entirely positive, but also entirely defiant.

It's fucking awesome.  And you're goddamned right, I'm close to needing to restock the beer fridge, and it's going to be Modelo this time.

Brown people with balls versus an orange coward and his band of spineless weasels.  Fuck this fucking simpleton pussy.

I'll just put this right here.  

 

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett_Alvarez_Jr.

So now the Failing New York Times is a trustworthy source of information?

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So now the Failing New York Times is a trustworthy source of information?

That tweet is so confusing on so many levels.

It’s like he’s trying to create a new (false) defense narrative but it’s not coming together.

 

From @gregolear

In the GoodFellas reboot that is the Trump presidency, we've reached the part where Henry's making meatballs, doing deals w/ his connection in Pittsburgh & avoiding helicopters. At this rate, by Halloween, Melania will be flushing a brick of coke down the White House toilet.

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

Bahhahaha, conservative protests are the best protests. In the span of a year they've destroyed their Keurig machines, YETI coolers, and now Nike grilling shorts.

 

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That tweet is so confusing on so many levels.

It’s like he’s trying to create a new (false) defense narrative but it’s not coming together.

 

From @gregolear

In the GoodFellas reboot that is the Trump presidency, we've reached the part where Henry's making meatballs, doing deals w/ his connection in Pittsburgh & avoiding helicopters. At this rate, by Halloween, Melania will be flushing a brick of coke down the White House toilet.

If Melania is Karen, is Fran Drescher Ivanna? 

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Wtf are grilling shorts?

Athletic shorts that are worn by out of shape men who only use them to go outside (e.g. grilling).

Just now, GSU&UT said:

Athletic shorts that are worn by out of shape men who only use them to go outside (e.g. grilling).

After I had asked and posted I figured that out. Lo siento 

35 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Bahhahaha, conservative protests are the best protests. In the span of a year they've destroyed their Keurig machines, YETI coolers, and now Nike grilling shorts.

 

 

Cutting up my own clothes while I wear them.  Take that libtards!

That dude is lying. He got too fat for even the generous elastic waistband on his grilling shorts to accommodate. He was buying new shorts anyway. Since he's finally realized he's going to need new, larger grilling shorts every season, he's getting Under Armor, because they are cheaper. 

Post I was referring to. 

1 hour ago, GSU&UT said:

Bahhahaha, conservative protests are the best protests. In the span of a year they've destroyed their Keurig machines, YETI coolers, and now Nike grilling shorts.

 

 

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I wonder if Grassley's NDA contains the same legal loopholes as those of Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal.

Elected officials like Grassley need to be put down at 75 and ground up into beef served in the Capitol cafeteria. Fucking retire you senile old bitches 

Hopefully that meeting with US Travel Association is to ask about one way flights to Moscow. 

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Fox and Friends = intel briefing 

2 hours ago, Stilicho said:

Cutting up my own clothes while I wear them.  Take that libtards!

Just to show those fucking libtards, I'm gonna go buy a bunch of Nike stuff and cut the logos off.  Fucking libtard cuck snowflake tears!

 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Sketchers????

Damn.  Nike shoes run kind of narrow but I guess I need to sport them now.

Last pair I owned were these bad boys. 

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I could get behind Sally Yates.  

Behind, in front, over, under, around the world...I'm in. 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Behind, in front, over, under, around the world...I'm in. 

I wouldn't be so sure.

let us find common ground in burning our monarchs

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What are you going to wear white people?

Same shit I've been buying for 20 years

 

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I guess I'm going to have to go buy some Nikes for the first time in my life. 

I want some basic ones. Anybody got a recommendation?

How long until Trump hops on shitter and explicitly instructs his legion of regards to stop buying Nike products?

6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That tweet is so confusing on so many levels.

It’s like he’s trying to create a new (false) defense narrative but it’s not coming together.

 

From @gregolear

In the GoodFellas reboot that is the Trump presidency, we've reached the part where Henry's making meatballs, doing deals w/ his connection in Pittsburgh & avoiding helicopters. At this rate, by Halloween, Melania will be flushing a brick of coke down the White House toilet.

Greatest Hugo post ever

MAGA Sneakers. Trump will make a fortune. 

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

Nike names Kaepernick the face of their 30th anniversary "Just Do It" campaign.

Surprised Nike wants to jump into this shitstorm, but I'm sure Donnie will respond with a well reasoned response.

And here I thought Nike would always be a fan of Trump since they both love to exploit children.

(Child labor, kids in cages

Phil Knight and his squad are trolling the fuck out of Trump and the dipshits.

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