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14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Donald John Trump is a genius.

Irony? Ironic? Get the two mixed up at times.  Still, apropos for the biggest whore monger out there. 

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6 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

only Democrats need to list sources, follow laws and adhere to family values.  Nothing applies to the Republicans. 

White privilege, bruh.

 


A tweet for everything.


 

 

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Yeah your administration has done more than any other administration in JUST two years....including fucking up the republic in...JUST two years!

If you factor in the firings, back-stabbing, lies, obstruction of justice, collusion, controversy, incompetence, payoffs, and destruction of our norms and morals...then yes, I would agree with the President that his administration has done more than any other in history.

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49 minutes ago, TornACL said:

If you factor in the firings, back-stabbing, lies, obstruction of justice, collusion, controversy, incompetence, payoffs, and destruction of our norms and morals...then yes, I would agree with the President that his administration has done more than any other in history.

You act like those aren't accomplishments.

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7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

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I took it. Fuck him.

My proxy "Bobnock Reddneckit" is apparently not part of the target demographic.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Fucking Onion isn't even reporting fake news anymore.  What has the world come to?

 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I took it. Fuck him.

Same.  I have 2 go to names, John Cocktoasten and John Findlinstein.  I guess on this one I should have used Donald Trump as my name.  Oh well, next time.

2 minutes ago, Kilgorehorn said:

I took it and signed it Don Trump

Zelnik McWawa here.

The questions in that survey are amazing. The white persecution syndrome is so over the top.

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

The questions in that survey are amazing. The white persecution syndrome is so over the top.

Haven't you heard? Discrimination against wypipo is totally a thing.

In the United States of America.

The absurdity of that is almost unfathomable. And yet, white people who aren't as successful as they think they deserve to be think it's actually happening.

Listed surlyhorns as my primary source of news not listed above.

Those questions are amazing. Donald Trump, great president or greatest president?

Signed it Bob Woodward.

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Zelnik McWawa here.

*Yelnick...

Just now, Kyrie Eleison said:

*Yelnick...

DAMMIT.  I CAN'T GO BACK AND FIX IT NOW.   WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET IT BE?

The questions in that survey are amazing. The white persecution syndrome is so over the top.


Yeah, content, writing style, persecution complex. I laughed at the robust options for “news sources”.
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Why would Trump be looking for real sources of fake quotes that Woodward just made up? 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

But is it rigged?

and even more important, how many angry democrats are involved?

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I wish someone would ask him which of his accomplishments are bigger than the Emancipation Proclamation. 

And how he can claim to have accomplished more than FDR, who passed more legislation during his first 100 days in office than Trump will during his entire term.

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

And how he can claim to have accomplished more than FDR, who passed more legislation during his first 100 days in office than Trump will during his entire term.

Yeah but socialist cucks don't count.

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Only the best bias in those media questions. Jiminy Christmas what a bunch of cucks. 

SIAP, but wow...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/05/opinion/trump-white-house-anonymous-resistance.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur

 

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The Times today is taking the rare step of publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done so at the request of the author, a senior official in the Trump administration whose identity is known to us and whose job would be jeopardized by its disclosure. We believe publishing this essay anonymously is the only way to deliver an important perspective to our readers. 

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The dilemma — which he does not fully grasp — is that many of the senior officials in his own administration are working diligently from within to frustrate parts of his agenda and his worst inclinations.

 

I would know. I am one of them.

 

A machiavellian move by Pence?

Honest assessment by Kelly/Mattis?  

innerdasting.

 

Well, the ticker is already saying the WH is looking to replace Mattis, so that's my guess.  He or Kelly.  

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

The witch hunt is really on.  Trump’s gotta find out who this is, if it’ the last thing he does.

My guess is that he will tweet that the NYT just made the entire thing up.

Just now, Foosters said:

My guess is that he will tweet that the NYT just made the entire thing up.

I don’t doubt he will, to keep up the facade.  But deep down, he knows it’s true.

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

My guess is that he will tweet that the NYT just made the entire thing up.

Yeah that's an easy one. 

5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

What self-serving garbage.   It's just more cynical rationalization for making a deal with the devil to get the policies Rs desire.  If this were a serious "secret resistance, " blabbing about it in the Times and alerting Trump would be the last thing one would do.   Not to mention that this bullshit piece will be fodder for deep-state conspiracy theorists working to dismantle our institutions.   Seriously, fuck this guy. 

1 hour ago, woohorn said:

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This. Not very well written, down with parts of the cause, etc.
6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

That whole Op-Ed reeks of a bunch of handlers who got the changes they wanted, i.e. tax breaks, defense contracts, deregulation across the board, etc.  And now that the rules have been changed, they want to get rid of the puppet, because he is daily becoming more a liability.  And if he goes down in ridicule, then they fear a complete reversal of those changes.  So to protect their ill gotten gains, they are about to throw Trump out.  Hopefully get him to resign.  And they bolster their greed by showing people that certain parts of Trump's agenda was ideal, which is best for the country.  The smart people who advanced those ideals now realize how dangerous he is, and once again are rising to protect our country.  At first it was from silly regulatory laws, but now from the demented man who would be king.

3 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

What self-serving garbage.   It's just more cynical rationalization for making a deal with the devil to get the policies Rs desire.  If this were a serious "secret resistance, " blabbing about it in the Times and alerting Trump would be the last thing one would do.   Not to mention that this bullshit piece will be fodder for deep-state conspiracy theorists working to dismantle our institutions.   Seriously, fuck this guy. 

I think that if you or I were in the same position and read about how we are horrible people for going along with this disaster of an administration, the desire to get word out that we shouldn't be counted among his idiocy would be pretty overwhelming.

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